第4章
dunshijiangyuchenyilianheixian，tatangtangdetezhongbingwang，jiededoushizuigaojibiedesrenwu，shouxiayedoushixiesharenbuzhayandejiahuo，kexianzaijuranrangtaquyoueryuan？
开什么国际玩笑！
sihaobulihuijiangyuchendefanying，luolingyunlenglengdefenfuanpaijiangyuchenjiexialaidegongzuo，binglengdelianshangbudaiyisiganqing，shifenzhongguoqu，genbenmeijijiangyuchenrenhekaikoushuohuadejihui。
yipangluolingyaozhazheyanjingzeiliuliudekanzhe，yixiaoluchuliangkekeaidexiaohuya，yanshenfangfozaigaosujiangyuchen,tadejiejieluolingyunjueduibuhaore，zheigeshihouhaishibuyaoshuohua。
luolingyuntieqingzheliansezoushangerlou，lindaoloutikoudunledunjiaobu，jiangyuchenliketingzhiganggangwanxiadeyao，muguangcongyishuangmeituishangshouhui，calecazuijiaodekoushui。
huitoulenglengkanleyiyan，luolingyundeliansehenbuhaokan，youqishikandaojiangyuchenguyitingzhideyaoganhezuijiaoguazhedekoushui，zhidaogangcaitazaikanshenme，yuqijiandingdao：“wulunruhe，nizhinengzaiyilou，jueduibuketashangerloubanbu，fouzejiugunchulingyunbieshu！”
“wowusuowei，ruguokanbushunyan，xianzaiwolikejiunenglikaizheili。”jiangyuchenshufudekaozaishafashang，lanyangyangdeshuodao。
zheihuafenmingshiguyicijiluolingyunde，jiangyuchenqingchudezhidao，xianzaizheizuolingyunbieshuchuletazhiwaigenbenmeiyouqitabaobiao，wulunruheyebuhuirangtalikaide。
qifenzaicijinzhangqilai，nongnongdediyihejingtizaikongqizhongpiaodang，yinweiluolingyunhaimeiyougaoqingchujiangyuchendedixi，napashihuaqianqinglaidebaobiaoyeyaochaqingchudixi。
“haolajiejie，wodaijiangyuchenqutadefangjiankankan！”luolingyaojilingdechahuadao，qingmiaodanxieyijuhua，dunshijiuhuanjieleganga。
luolingyaobengbengtiaotiaolaidaoyijianfangjianmenkou，xiaoshouzhizhishiyijiushizheili，ranhoutouyebuhuidepaole，zheicijiangyuchensuanshichedijianshishenmejiaozuorenxiaoguida，luolingyaojuebuxiangbiaomiankanqilaizhishigewuliusuidehaizineimejiandan。
suhuashuoyiruhaomenshensihai，congxiaoshenghuozaihaomendangzhong，bidangbutongyuchangren。
yiyewuhua，suiranjiangyuchenbuxihuansijizheigechashi，danshiweilenenggoujinkuairongrudaoxianzaideshenghuozhongzhinengxianganzhe。
yidazao，jiangyuchentaoshangbaisetxu，haibuwanglezuixinaideckwazi，jinggandeduanfaxiashidaizhexieqidehuaixiao，kanzhejingzizhongshuaiqideziji，buyouzizhudexiaole。
lingyunbieshumenkou，yiliangzhanxindebaisebinlioulugewaixingmu，jiangyuchenchumendeshihouluolingyaoyijingzaichezipangbiandengdaizhe，yizhangxiaolianhongpupude。
yishenzhiyezhuangdeluolingyunxinbuzouchubieshu，xiazhangdemouzidangzhongyijiubingleng，fangfoconglaidoubuhuixiaoyiyang，danrandao：“dailuolingyaoquxinghaiyoueryuanshangxue，chashiyijinganpaihao，xinghaiyoueryuanfuyuanzhang。”
“幼儿园园长！？”
banxiangjiangyuchendoumeihuiguoweilai，xinlianandezashe，budebushuorenjiajiushicaidaqicu，zhishibuzhidaonagedaomeidejiahuohaoduanduanbeichaoleyouyu。
“jiangyuchen，shifuyuanzhang，fude。”luolingyaozeixixidexiaoshengtixingdao，zuijiaodaizheyisijiaoxia，qishijiangyuchenbuzhidao，xinghaiyoueryuanyijingyoushijigefuyuanzhang。
“jizhuyihoubunengrangluolingyaodengni，haiyoushenmewenti？”luolingyunpingjingdewendao，lengyankanlekanshouwanshangdeshoubiao，yijingbuyaneryu。
luolingyaoyijingzuanjinchenei，jiangyuchenlikekaichejuechenerqu，likailingyunbieshu，xinliyefangsongbushao，buguoxianzaihaibuzhidaoyinggaiqunali。
“neige，xinghaiyoueryuanzainalia？”
“噗。”
zailuolingyaoyifanzhishouhuajiaozhixia，binlioulushunlilaidaoxinghaiyoueryuandamenkou，yiyanwangqu，kaojiudejianzhu，zhengqihuayidebaoan，haiyoulinlichengqundehaoche。
xinghaiyoueryuanmingzisuiranqudehendazhong，zailinhaishiqueshishouquyizhideyoueryuan，xuefeizhigaorangrenzashe，yibanmingongzidihenshaonenglaizheili，danfanzaizheijiayoueryuandehaizi，jiazhongbidingfeifujigui。
yuanyuanjiuyoubaoanhuishouzhihui，shiyichezitingkaoyuanchudechewei，keshijiangyuchenhaobuzaiyi，yinweiyoueryuanmenkoujiuyouyigekongyudechewei，shuzheyikuaipaizixiezhezhuanyongchewei。
shejinqiuyuanyixiangbushijiangyuchendefengge，zhijiebachetingxia。
baoanyileng，zaojiurenchulezheiliangbaisebinlioulu，shiluojiaerxiaojieluolingyaodezhuanche，kejintianzenmejiubuyiyangleni？
“wei，nizheichebunengtingzheili，meikandaoyuanzhangzhuanyonga！”baoanshangqiandashenghandao。
“wojiushiyoueryuanyuanzhang，tingzheiliyoushenmewenti？”jiangyuchenyilianpingdandeshuodao，dunshixiaobaoanshuangyanyideng，dachiyijing。
yipangluolingyaorenbuzhufanlefanbaiyan，chuolechuojiangyuchendehoubeizeixixidexiaoshengtixingdao：“fude，fude。”
buguanzhengdehaishifude，duiyuxiaobaoanlaishuodoushibunengzhaoredecunzai，kejiangyuchenzhanjudecheweipianpianjiushixinghaiyoueryuan——fuyuanzhangguijianchoudechewei。
suhuashuopashenmelaishenme，xiaobaoanyijingkandaoleguijianchoudechehuxiaoerlai，daizheyiguxiaozhang，zuijiaorenbuzhudechouchujixia。
jiangyuchenshenmeyemeiyouduoshuo，zhijielazheluolingyaodexiaoshouzhunbeijinruxinghaiyoueryuan，yezaizheigeshihouturanchuanlaiyishengaomandehansheng：“zheishisheizhanlewodecheweia。”
yitingdaozheishengyinjiangyuchendunshijiushihuiguotou，kandaoyiliangbenchijiaoche，touguochechuangyigedizhonghaifaxingdezhongniannanrenyilianaomandemoyang。
baoanjianzhuanglikeniutoujiuzou，shengpazhaoremafanshangshen，jiangyuchendunxiashenzixiaozhemianduiluolingyao，gualeguatabizixiaozheshuodao：“luolingyaoguai，xianqushangxue，yihuiwojiuqu。”
luolingyaoshigehenpiaoliangyehentinghuadexiaoluoli，tinghuadediandiantou，chongzhedizhonghaifaxingdezhongniannanrentuletushetou，zhuanshenyiliuyanpaojinyoueryuan。
mochuyigenxiangyandianran，jiangyuchenzheicaizhuanguoshenlai，kandizhonghainaodaishangyijingshicuncaobusheng，rutongdalayibanguangliang，shuangyanyifanlengshengdao：“tutou，nihanshenmea？”
qishijiangyuchenbushixihuanzhaomafanderen，ershikandaozheizhongzhigaoqiyangbukeyishidejiahuohou，xinlidehuojiubudayichulai，genghekuangdiyitianlaidaoyoueryuanbixuliwei。
cihuayichu，zhongniannanrenyileng，yanzhuzidengyuanjiuxiangshiniuyanyiban，liansexunsuzhanghongqilai，meitouzhijiantouluchuyiguxiongeshense。
jiangyuchenmeitouyizhou，andao：“zheiyangderenshenshangshaqizheimezhong，ruhenenggouzaiyoueryuangongzuo？”
“nihansheitutou？”guijianchouchezhesangzihoudao，ruguoyanshenkeyisharen，neimejiangyuchenzaojiuhuazuohuijin。
“zheifaxingzhenshirutongqiheizhongdeyinghuochongneiyangdexianming，neiyangdechuzhong，zheijilvfasigenbenyanshibuzhuniyouyudeqizhi，nandaozheilihaiyoubierenshitutouma？”
yifandiaokan，jiangyuchenrenbuzhuxiaole，xinlirenbuzhudepeifuzijidecaihua，jianzhishichukouchengzhang。
“wocao，nisuanshigeshenmewanyi！”
dizhonghainanrenhuayingangluo，jiangyuchenmianseyichen，tadeyanzhongconglairoubudeshazi，ganzheimegentashuohuaderenzaojiushanglexitian，wuxingzhongchudongtadenilin。
“啪。”
xinshengnuhuodejiangyuchenshouwanfanzhuanshouzhiyidan，xiangyanzhijiemingzhongdizhonghaidenaomen，jianqiyiduihuoxing，weishubuduodefasiranqiyisiqingyan。
“zaiyoueryuanchouyanshibuhaode，buguannishitutouhaishidizhonghai，jizhuwoshizheilixinlaideyuanzhang。”jiangyuchenyiziyijushuodao，suhuashuoxinguanshangrensanbahuo，shizizhuantiaoyingdenie！
guijianchougangyaofabiao，yitingdaoyuanzhangerzi，dunshiqiyanlikejianshaoyiban，keshizhuannianyixiangbudui，yuanzhangshenmeyangtayigefuyuanzhangnenggouburenshi？nandao......
jiangyuchenyijingdabuliuxingzoujinlexinghaiyoueryuan，tayougeyuanze，danfandaoyigequanxindedifang，diyigeyaogaoqingchudejiushiweishengjianzainali。
fangyanwangqumanshitianzhenhuopodexiaolian，daochumimanzhetongzhenhehuanxiaosheng，zhishenxinghaiyoueryuanzhong，jiangyuchendexinqingshunjianshuchanghenduo。
xiangxiangruguobushijielezheigessjibiedebaohurenwu，tagenbenjiubuhuiyoujinruyoueryuandexiangfa，zaizheilinandeqingsong，danshijiangyuchenquebuhuifangsongjingti。
tashenzhissjibierenwudaibiaodeshishenme，chudaosannianshijiancongweishishou，erxianzaibaohudemubiaoshiluolingyaozheiyangkeaidexiaoluoli，jiangyuchengengshibuyunxuzijichuyidianchacuo。
ruguorenwushibai，budanyaobeisanshifujihuoshengshengdasi，tadeliangxinyehuiguoyibuqu！
cishiguijianchouyijinglianxilexinghaiyoueryuandeyuanzhang，dangdezhiyuanzhangbingmeiyoubeihuanrenzhihou，likedaizheyiqunbaoanqishixiongxiongdezhuijinlai，shibiyaobamaochongyuanzhanghaichuyanbuxundejiangyuchenzhuazhu。
jiangyuchenxinqingyuyuedezaiyoueryuanzhongxiazhuanyouqilai，yagenjiumeilihuidizhonghaideneidangzishi，budebushuoxinghaiyoueryuandeguimosihaobushudaxingxuexiao，zuiduodehaishilvyicongcongdezhibei。
“meixiangdao，geyouyitianyenengchengweizuguodeyuandinga，zizi！”jiangyuchenyiliantaozui，haibuwangzhengliyixiafansizhedetxu，xinliananpansuankendingnenggouxiyinbushaodenvlaoshi。
zhuanyouzhejiangyuchenmomingqimiaolaidaolexiaomenkoubuyuanchu，xiayishidechaozhexiaowaisaoleyiyanzhengzhunbeizhuanshendeshihou，jiangyuchendemuguangquezaizheishituransaolehuilai，zheiyisaolingrendanhan！
jiangyuchenmuguanghuijuxinghaiyoueryuanmenkou，yiyankandaoleguangtoudahanhedaobalian，chaoqiangdeshilirangtanenggouganjuedaoweixiangan，napazuiweixiaodexijie，tadounenggouchajuedao！