“keke，niyidianerdoumeibian！”
“jiugenyinianqianyiyang！”
“renjiayezhiduiniyigerenzheiyang……”
“……”
tingzhewoshide**jiaoxiangle，shangyimiaohailezizidenanren，zhenggerenjiangzaimenwai，hunshendexueyeyehaosiningguleyiban。
tajiaojiangcheng，jinnianershisisui，shiyijiaguwandiandexiaodaogou。
jintianxiabandezao，tateyimailenvpengyouzuixihuandetiandian，haichijuzimailegejinjiezhi，dasuanzaisizhounianjinianrizheitiangennvpengyouqiuhun。
kesheixiang，yinweitatiqianhuijia，juranzhuangpolenvpengyouhezijiganghuiguodehaoxiongdidesiqing！！！
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eryingruyanliandeyimu，chadianmeibataexintule！
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“liudong，nibudehaosi！！！”
jiangchenghongzhegeyankuang，xintiaokuaidechuqi。
yebuzhishifennuhaishishenshangjisubiaoshengdeyuangu，tashentiyouxiefama，niejindequantougegezuoxiang，haiweiweizhanzhe。
taxiangfengleyiyangdipuxiangliudong，xiangqiasita，kedacongshangxueneihui，liudongdeshentisuzhijiubitahao，fanyingnengliyebitakuai。
qiaojianyourenlaile，liudongyiguliutiaoxialechuang。
kenengshizuozeixinxudeyuangu，tayehenjinghuang，jiaoxiayihua，zhijieshuaizuozailedishang。
linmiaoanyeshimanlianjingkong，ganjincheguoyipangdekongdiaobei，zhezhulebaihuahuadejiaoqu。
“你个**！”
“kuiwobanidangxiongdi，nijurangenwonvpengyouhaoshangle！！”
kanzheliudonggutongsedejifushangmimimamadewenyinhezhuahen，jiangchenghendeyaoyaqiechi，naoziliyezhishengxiayigeniantou，neijiushixianshananren，zaishanvren！
“jiangcheng，nilengjingyidian！”
yanchouzhejiangchengchaoqilechuangtoudesaozhou，liudongxinliyehuangdebuxing，ganjindaqileganqingpai，“zanmendaxuesinian，woshizenmezhaogunide，ninandaowanglema？”
“nijialiqiong，lianyifudoushidaibudingde，suoyourendoubuyuangennijiaopengyou，juedegennidaizaiyikuaimeimianzi，zhiyouwoyuanyibanidangxiongdi，haishibushijiejini，qingnichidacan！”
“wozhishifanleyigedabufennanrendouhuifandecuoeryi，nizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，wozaibuchangnishiwankuai，dajiayihouhaishihaoxiongdi，chengma？！”
tingdaozheihua，jiangchengchedirenbuzhule，yiguqiangliedehenyiyongshangxintou！
“liudong，niyepeishuoxiongdizheilianggezima？”
“wogenlinmiaoancongdaxuedeshihouhaodaoxianzai，wozenmeduitade，nibuzhidaoma？woliantayigenjiaozhitoudoushebudepeng，xiangdengdaoxinhunneitian，lianggerenganganjingjingdezaiyiqi……”
“nijiuzheimeema？lianzijixiongdidenvpengyoudougouda，haiyoulianrangwozhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan？”
“hao，neiwogaosuni，bukeneng！”
jiangchenglunqisaozhoudetiegan，fakuangbandiwangliudongshenshangza！
狗屁的兄弟！
狗屁的友情！
“咚！”
yigehuapinghenhendizazaijiangchengdenaodaishang。
瞬间，血流不止。
qiangliedexuanyunganhechouligan，yezaizheiyikexijuanerlai。
jiangchengliejuleliangbu，munedizhuanguotou。
zheihuierdelinmiaoanyijingguoshangleyijiansichoushuipao，luchuyishuangyouxiyoubaideshuangtui，guangjieshuihua，yuanbenlingluandefasiyelvdaolenaohou，pingtianlejifenlingluandemeigan。
她还是那么好看。
haishixianggebuoumaoyiyang，meiderangrenxindong。
jiangchengwuzhetoushangdeshangkou，manlianbugandikanzheneizhangshuxiyoupiaoliangdelianpang，zhanzheshengdao：“weishenme……zheixienianwoduinibuhaoma？niweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo？”
linmiaoanjianghuapingwangbianshangyidiu，shuangshoubaohuai，lengshengdao：“niduiwohaoyouzenmeyang？niyouqianma？nengjiwoxiangyaodeshenghuoma？”
“liudongshidiyujituandefuzongjingli，jiajingyehao，ganghuiguojiujiwomailebenchihegucci，ninengma？niyigeguwandiandexiaodaogou，yigeyuechengsisanqianliu，lianyanghuozijidoukunnan，haiyouyigetuoyoupingmeimeiyaoyang！”
“wopingshenmeyaogenzhenichiku，pingshenmeyaogenniguoneizhongyiyanjiuwangdaotoudeshenghuo？”
“jiangcheng，dajiadoushichengnianrenle，yaoyoudianzizhizhiming，wochengrenwoyiqianxihuanguoni，yinweinizhangdebucuo，haixiangtiaogouyiyangsuijiaosuidao，jizulewomianzi。”
“danchuleshehui，sheibudeweileshenghuobenbo？niyiweiyouaijiunengtianbaoduzima？youaijiunengzhushangbieshukaishanghaochema？bieshalejiangcheng，renbunengyizhiyouzhixiaqu。”
“我们分手吧。”
jiangchengzhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi，quantousongleyoujin，jinleyousong。
kesuizhecankuxianshidebaoji，cuikualesuoyouderexue，taxinlidemeiguiyezaijianjiandiaoling，eshalexiwang，yemomielefennu。
tahaosibeichouganliqiyiban，juewangdidaozaidishang，renyouneiyuelaiyueqiangliedechouligan，daizoutadeyishihejinshengdezunyan……
sheiyemeiyouzhuyidao，xianxueshunzhedimianzhanshangjiangchengbozishangdeguyushi，neiguyushanguoyimojinmang，kuaisuzuanruletadeshuangyan！
“zheixiaodongxiyunle？！”
“guantani，fanzhengzheishitazudefangzi，tameimeixialewanzixijiuhuilaile，sibule！”
“gaiside，laozigangdaoguanjianshihou，jiubeitadaduanle，haizoulelaozijiquan！yaobushiyinweizuijinshishengzhideguanjianqi，buhaoreshi，woxianzaijiu……hengheng，denglaozishengwanlezhi，kanwobuzhengsita！”
“aiya，genzheizhongrenjijiaoshenme，zanmenburuhuangedifang，jixuganggangdeshi～”
“小妖精！”
“……”
mengmenglonglongzhong，jiangchengtingdaolezheiduichounannvdediaoxiao，neixindenuhuoyexiongxiongranqi！
醒过来！
赶紧醒过来啊！
tayidingyaoshalezheiduichounannv，shaletamen！
jiangchengzaineixinsihouzhe，paoxiaozhe，kechuleqingxidiganshoudaoyishideboliwai，tashenmedouzuobule……
也不知过了多久。
dangtazhengkaileyanjing，yingruyanliande，queshiyigemoshengdepiaoliangnvren。
nvrendebolangjuansuixingdipizainaohou，baixidepifuruyangzhibanguanghua。
jingqiaodebizi，xinggandedahongchun，haiyouyishuangtianshenghanqingdetaohuayan，napashenmedoubuzuo，yecongguzilitouzheyigufengqingwanzhong。
jiangchenghuxiyizhi，houtouyebuzijuedigundongleyixia。
shixianwangxiawangqu，heisezhangtongwasiyouyiguchuntiandeweidao，sanfazhedushuyuwumeideqixi。
可这不是重点……
zhongdianshi，tazenmemeichuanyifua！！！