qiuguodouyanzhuerdiliuyizhuan，lianmangwendao：“neiniuboshininengyongnizuijindezheigeyanjiulaijieshiyixiachengxianshengweishenmexinzangyouwenti，hainengjianchiershiduonian，shenzhihainengzaituojinianma？”
jiangnanshirenminyiyuandeyishengwenyan，dunshiyigegedoubiandejujinghuishenqilai。
zheigeniuboshizaixinzangfangmianshilingxianrenwu，ruoshinengjiangzijidezuixinlundianjidajiajiangjiang，haowuyiwenzhongrendounengzaiyishufangmianyousuojinzhan！
jingchenghongxingyiyuanderenhechangbuzhidaojiangnanshiyiyuanzheixierenxinzhongdexiangfa，yimingzhushoumoyangdezhongnianrendangjixiaozheshuodao：“niuboshizheipianguanyuxinzangfangmiandelunwenhaimeiyouwanquanxiehao，zhengzaitansuojieduan，dengguoyiduanshijianwanquanzhenglihaole，ziranhuifabiaochulai，daoshihoudajiadoukeyikankan。”
qiuguodouwenyan，yandiyouyimoshiwangzhise，tebieshiwangjianke，tagengjiadeaonao，yinweitayuanbenjiushicongshixinzangkezhuzhiyisheng，shiqulezheigelejiexingyezuiqianduandejihui，yejiuyujiyuanshizhijiaobeile。
“liujingli，jiranwomenshilaijiaoliude，shuoxiezuixindeyanjiuchengguoyewufangma！”niuxuenanxiaozheshuodao。
qiuguodouwenyan，dunshixixingyuse，lianmangdao：“duidui！niuboshiguoranbukuiweiyixuejiedelingjunrenwu，guangshizheixiongjin，jiuyuanchaoyixielaoqianbeile！”
niuxuenanwenyan，meilidelianpangshangxiaoronggengshen。
“youxiemendao，kexidafangxiangquecuole！”
yuntaoanzisicun，muguangzainiuboshidehongweichutingliulehaoyizhenzi，xinzhongyehenshihaoqi，zheigenvrendeyanjiudaodishishenmeni？
niuxuenanhuanshiyizhou，jiandaobushaoyishengdouyiliankenqiedekanzheziji，yushiqingleqingsangzi，kaishishuoyixiezijizuixindeyanjiuchengguo。
“wojiuguangchengxianshengzheibinglilaijiangba！”
chenghuabintingdaozheiyiqunyishengzhongyutandaolezijishenshang，xinzhongdunshiqishangbaxia，lianmangzuozhileshenzi，bufangguoyigezi。
“chengxianshengzheigeshixiantianxingdexinzangposun，chengxiansheng，niyiqianyidinggenzhengchangrenwuyi，shentihaowuyizhuangba？”niuxuenanwendaozuozaibingchuangshangdechenghuabin。
chenghuabinlianliandiantoudao：“bucuo，woyeshizuijincaiyouyixiezhengzhuangde。”
niuxuenanweiweihanshou，jixudao：“zheibianduile！”
“zenmeduile？”wangjiankelianmangcoushangqianwendao。
“rentideqiguandouyouyigeshuailaodeguocheng，jiuxiangrenyiyang，chengxianshengdexinzangxiantianjiuyoucanque，shengminglibenlaijiubumianzhang，suoyizaiershiduosuideshihou，jiuyijingkaishishuaijiele。”
“qishibuzhishixinzang，rendesizhi、neizang，naizhitounao，douyouyigeshuaijiedeguocheng，zheigerentizaitaipanzhongjiujuedinglede，shixiandaiyixuegaibianbulededongxi。”
“wozuijinzuodezheigekeyanlunwen，mingzijiujiaozuo《lunqiguandehengdingyushuaijie》，gujiguobuleduojiujiuyaofabiaole，dajiadaoshihoukeyiduoduozhijiao！”
niuxuenantandaozijidekeyanlunwenzhishi，lianshangshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang，kandechulai，zheishitaouxinlixuecaizuochulaidelunwen。
“jingcai！shizaishijingcaia！”
suizheqiuguodoudeguzhang，zhenggebingfangzhongderenfenfenreliedeguqilezhangsheng，wangjiankezheiweixinzangkedeyishengyeshiyilianxingfendebiaoqing。
xianzainiuxuenanyijingjiangzijideyanjiufangxiangjishuochulaile，xiangxinzhiyaozijiyanzhezheigefangxiangzouxiaqu，weilaiweibibunengzaixinzangkeyousuojianshu！
xiangdaozheili，wangjiankeshouzhangpaidegenghuanle。
“hei！neisha……，wozheibinghaiyoujiuma？”
chenghuabinjiandaozheiyiqunrenpaidezhenghuan，lianshangyechongmanlexijidebiaoqing，lianmangwendao。
niuxuenanzheicaijiangmuguangzhuanyidaochenghuabindeshenshang，kanleyiyanchenghuabin，tanqishuodao：“wogangcaikenengshuodebugoumingbai，jiuzheiyanggennishuoba！”
“nixinzangshengmingzhouqizhiyouzheimezhang，xianzaiyijingkuaisangshihuolile，jieaishunbian，haohaoxiangshouyuxiadejinianba！”
chenghuabinwenyan，dunshirutongwuleihongding，zhenggerencongtouliangdaolejiao，xinzangdoujihutingzhitiaodong，muguangyixiazibiandedaizhiwubi，kouzhongbuduannannan：“meizhile？meizhile！”
niuxuenanjianzhuang，weiweiyaotou，youxierenhuozaizheigeshijieshang，jibianshoumingzaizhangjiu，yezhudingliuliuwuwei。
danyouxieren，jibianshizaiduanduanjishizaideshijian，jiunengzhanzaiyigexingyedejianduan，erzheiyangderensheng，jibianshizhiyoujishizai，yewuhanle！
niuxuenanmanmanwangbingfangzhongzouchuqu，jiangnanshirenminyiyuandeyishenghushimenlianmangrangchudaolu。
tamenfangfokeyiyujian，dangniuxuenandezheilunwenyifabiaochulai，biranhuiyinqizhenggehuaxiayixuejie，naizhishijieyixuejiedezhendong。
yikeyixuejiederanranxinxing，jiucishengqi！
yuntaozaihoumiankandeyouqu，zheixierenyigegeshenchuanbaiyidagua，shenzhihenduorenlianshanghuxuzhangzhang。
meixiangdaoxianzaitingyigeyuanyuanbitamennianqingdenvzihushuobadao，pianpianhaiyifuhuorankailangdemoyang，xianzaihairucibigongbijing，zhenshifeiyisuosi。
suiranshuoxianzaidoujiangjiudeshidazheweixian，buzaihunianling，danruguozheinvrenjiangdeduiyejiusuanle，pianpianzheinvrenjiangdeyidiandoubudui，yuntaoshizaiyekanbuxiaqule！
ruoshirenpingzheinvrenjiangzheitaoguandianfazhanxiaqu，zheikeyaowuhaiduoshaorena！
“rucijiangrentideqiguanfenkailaikan，wohaishidiyicitingshuo。”
jiuzaizheishi，congbingfangzhongdemenkou，yidaonianqingdeshengyinchuanchu，zhongrenmengdiyixiajiujiangmuguangfangzailekaozaimenbiandeneimingqingnianshenshang。
“ninagekeshide？niuboshidelunwenyeshininengzhiyidema？”
wangjianketingwenniuxuenandelundian，rutongtihuguanding，zhenggerendoubiandehuorankailangle，xianzaihenbudejiangniuxuenandangzuoyishenlaitiantianguibai，ruhenengrangtarenmaofan？
shigudangjijiutiaojiangchulai，zhizheyuntaodebizihewendao。
jingchenghongxingyiyuandedaiduirenliujinglihenhendedengleqiuguodouyiyan，jiangnanshirenminyiyuanzheishizaigaoshenme？zheishizaichaitaizima？
qiuguodouzuoweijiangnanshirenminyiyuandefuyuanzhang，jiandaozaizijiyiyuanzhongjuranyourenganzhiyijingchenglaidedaboshidelundian，dangjiqidebaotiaorulei。
“ninagebumendezhuli，zhidaonidangzhedeshisheideluma？”
“sheide？”yuntaozhenshiyouxieyihuo，bujiedewendao。
“weilaizhenjinghuaxiadeyixuejielingjunrenwu！nengchongjinuobeieryixuejiangderen！”qiuguodoumanliantonghong，yilianqinpeideshuodao。
niuxuenanwenyan，lianseweiweihuanhe，zhengyaoqianxunjiju，meixiangdaoneinianqingrenzaicibaoheyisheng！
“简直是放屁！”