jiyanhuiyuzhengbiaocongconggandaoshi，changmianyidulingluan。
“lailailai！doubiejizaizhei！”
jiyanhuigenzaizhengbiaoshenhoujijinbaoweiquan，yiyanjiukanjianneidunzaidiyipaijinjulicourenaodexiaojiahuo。
jiwangzhengkandejinjinyouwei，bojingturanyijin，shuangjiaoxuankongbeidiliuqilai，yuyishuangmaohuodefengyanduishang。
tahuihuixiaoshou，liezuishaxiao：“die。”
jiyanhuiejiaoqingjinmengmengtiao：“sheirangniluanpaode？”
jiwangzhabazheyan，shouzhijiaochadaquaner，chenyinpianke，sangyinqiaopikeai：“……wo？”
“……？”
jiyanhuiliangyanfanbai，jinjiqiajinrenzhong，xianxiebeitaqiyun。
你还真敢答！
zhengbiaopaipaitadejian：“xianganhuo，jiejuezheizhongshiyeshizanmenxunjiansiderenwuzhiyi。”
jiyanhuipieleyanxiaodezeimeishuyandexiaojiahuo，dengletayiyan：“zaizheiguaiguaidengzhe，buxuluanpao。”
batafangxia，baxinxianchuludewuxiangniurousaijintahuaili，suizhengbiaoyitongqubaneiliangniudazaiyiqidefurenlakai。
“lailailai，erweidoulengjingyixia。”
jiyanhuishenshouquzhuaineilveweifafufurendegebo。
furennuheyisheng：“gunduzi！laoniangjinrifeiyaojizheijianrenyidianyanseqiaoqiao！”
tadaodishidigulefalefengdenvzideliqi。
furenshoubeiyishuai，shouzhouhenhenzhuangshangtaxiaba。
jiyanhuidunshiyanmaojinguang，daodijiushui。
jiwangxiaopaodunzaishenjingheshence，fucizixiaodipaipaitadelian，yibenzhengjingdashengdao：“die！zheierburangshuijue！”
liangweifurentuisangjian，youyijiaocaizaijiyanhuifushang。
“噗——”
jiyanhuirubinsideyuzuihouzhengzhazhegongqishenzi，erhoudaozaidishangyidongbudong。
好像真的有点死了。
“爹！”
jiwanghaodezheiyisang，shashilinghaizaijiuchanbuxiudeliangrentinglexialai，niutoufenfenqiaotaliang。
“xiaolangjun，nihegutangzaizheier？”
“haibushinizheifeipojirencaisile！”
“nimasheifeipo？！nimasheifeipo？！”
“……”
yanchouzheyouyaodaqilai，dishangjiangsizhirenturanzhashi。
“够了！”
jiyanhuiwuzhezhangtongdefubuqishen，meihaoqidibaxiaonaiwapazaitaxiongkoudenaodaituikai：“xiaoyehaimeisini，biezhengdegenkusangside！”
净给他添乱。
“haiyounimen！dangjieniuda，chenghetitong！e~si……”
jiyanhuishuohuayiyongli，jiuqianchedaofubudezhangtong，tengdetadaochouyikouliangqi。
changmiandouranxianruguiyidechenji。
jiyanhuitaimoubianduishangliangdaoguguaidemuguang。
fangcaihainiudazaiyiqisichourendeerren，cikequexiangshikandaoleshaxihanhuo，toupengtouzhigougoudaliangqitalaile。
“yo～naerlaidexiaolangjun？haoshengjunqiao！”
“jiaoheming？nianfangjihe？jiayouhexurenye？keyouhunpei？”
jiyanhui：“……？”yaobunimenjiezhechaoni？
zheiliuxiuchunyuzhanghuifendoushizheijinyangxianyoumingdemeipo，jingchangganqianxianshuomeizheidangzishi，jianzhegejunmeimoshengdexiaolangjunbianrenbuzhuduowenlejiju。
shuozhe，haiyirenyibianwozhutadeshou，zhijianqingqingmosuozhetadeshoubei。
yiguehanzishoubeimanyanzhiquanshen，jiyanhuihunshenhanmaodaoli，feikuaishuaikaierrendeshou：“gungungun！xiuyaopengxiaoye！”
tabianmazhebianlianlianhoutui，xiangzaiduobishenmehongshuimengshou。
jianerrenyijiubuyiburao，zhengbiaomangchalejinlai，dangzaijiyanhuishenqianchakedahunjiju，jiangtamenanfuxialaisongjinfuli。
两炷香后。
liuxiuchunhezhanghuifenjieyishuzhuanghaozuozaizhengtangnei，heichenzhelian，sheiyebuqiaoshei。
chuletaerren，haiduoleweizhangdebaijingsijunzidezhangshannanzi。
taduanzhecha，yanweiweichuiqiaozhepoweiweiqu：“furenxiaoxiaoqi，doushineijianrengouyinwobuchengfanshenghen，pushanglaijiuxiangqiangpowo，furenkebieyincixianqiwo。”
“gouyinni？”zhanghuifenbuxiedipeileyisheng，“meiliandexialiudongxi！zuilimeiyijushihua！”
“嘿！你……”
jianliuxiuchunyouyaoqishenquzhuata，zhengbiaolimazuzhi：
“liushener，niyuzhangshenerrenshizheimeduonianle，tashishenmeyangderen，nihaibuqingchuma？zheiqizhongdingyoushenmewuhui。”
“误会？”
liuxiuchunpaizhuoerqi，sangyinzhouranbagao：“youhewuhui？ruofeijinerwotizaohuilai，qiaozheliangrenzaichuangtashanggunyiqi，wohaibeizheiliangjianrenmengzaigulini！”
jiwangzhabazheyancoudaojiyanhuishenbian，haoqidishengwendao：“die，weishataliangzaichuangshangdagun，liushenzihuineimeshengqiya？shiyinweinongluanliushenzidechuanglema？”
jiyanhuimianwubiaoqingzhizhewaitou：“wanqu。”
“哦。”
jiwanglaoshibajiaodiwangyuanerli……
raoleyiquanguiguisuisuilaidaoneinanzishenhou。
coujin，dongxiuxiu，xinaonao。
jijiyanhuikanle，liangyanyiheiyouyihei，erhouxuanzewushi，qingleqingsangzi：“nishaoweijiangyixiadangshiqingkuang。”
“dangshiwoshilaizhaoliuxiuchunde，zhishitafulirenshuotabuzaifuzhong，wobianzaitayuanerlideng，quewuyizhuangjianzhaochiyuyinvzisihun，wobianyangyanyaojiangcishigaozhita。
naxiangzheixialiupizituranzhuaizhewo，rangtadexinganerchenjitaopao，qiahaotingjiantahuilaidedongjing，tabianzhuaizhewodaozaitashangjieciwuxianyuwo！”
zhanghuifenjieshidoujieshileile。
bijingcishiwurenzuozheng，buluntaruhejieshidouwurenxiangxin。
“pei！woneihuierhuilaifenmingqiaozheniyazaitashenshang！”
“budui。”jiyanhuizixinduanqijiazi，“dankantaerrenshenxingchaju，ruoshitabuyuan，zheishenziyewufaqiangpota，hekuangnanziliqitianshengdayunvzi。”
liuxiuchunhengmeilengduidengleyanzhaochi。
tabenjiumeixiangxinzheisishibeiqiangpode。
“neizhinengshuomingtabushibeipo，ruhezhengmingyutasihundebushizheichangfu？”
“die，tashenshangyouhaohaowendehuaxiangya！”
jiwangturancongzhaochishenhoutantou。
“什么花香？”
“唔……”
xiaonaiwayoucoujinwenlewen：“jiuxiangchunridehuayuan，haiyoutiantiandeqiangweixiang！”
jiyanhuiditoucundu：“shichunxiaobaimeixiang。”
zhaochilianshangchuxianyisihuangzhang，zuoshiyaoqishen。
“furen，xiuyaotingtamenhuyan！”
quanranmeichajueshenhouyouzhixiaoshouzhuaizhuletadexieku。
yiqishen，congcongmangmangxishangdeyaodaibeiqingyizhuaidiao，liantongzhexiekuyitongdiaolexialai，luchulimianbeikouzhizhanranleshubuqingchunyindekutou。
jiwanglimataiqixiaoshouwuzhuyanjing，yuanliuliudedayanjingcongzhifengzhonglulechulai。
哇哦~
好次鸡~