第1章
“nietu！niganjiweishixiayao！！！”
qingchengshanshenchudexiumuguanzhong，huranxiangqiyishengnuchi。
yishenlatadelaodaoxuandouzi，nushizheyanqianmanliancanlandehanxiaotian，qidehuzizhiduosuo，“danibudao！zhenshidanibudao！！！”
“shifu，bushituerbuxiao，shiyoujiachouyaobaoa！”
hanxiaotianshouzhuxiaorong，yankuangweihong，“shibanianle，ninyizhizulantuerxiashanbaochou，shuoshihouweidao，heshinengbaniyaofan，biannengxiashan！zheixiaohunruangusanwogailiangleshangbaici，zongsuanrangninzhongzhaole，ninjiuzaizheihaohaoxiehui，banrihouyaoxiaozijie，tuerquye！”
shuoba，tajiangzaoyizhunbeihaodebeibaobeishang，hongzheyankuangdakuabubianchaowaizouqu。
“shifu......nin......ninbushibunengdonglema？？？”
kegangzoudaomenwai，hanxiaotianhedehunshenyiduosuo。
buzhiheshizhanzaimenwaidelaotouzi，huizhuanshen，hunzhuodelaoyanzhongbengfachulinliedejingguang，“chouxiaozi，nimeirangweishishiwang。dan......zheishan，nibunengxia！”
hanxiaotianyaoyaoya，“ninshidanxinwodejiuyangjuemaima？”
laotouzimeishuohua，danhanxiaotiandongle。
taputongyishengguidaozaidi，“shifu，jiachoubugongdaitian！jibianshisi，diziyebuyuanguisuozaizheishanshanggouqietousheng，qiuninchengquan！”
shibanianqian，hanjiamanmenbeimie，fumucansi，haishiyouerdetabeiyiwailuguolaotouzijiuxia，shouweidizi，dairushanzhongxiuxing。
kenapatajianglaotouzidesuochuantonghuiguantong，yebubeiyunxuxiashan。
yinweitashenhuanjiuyangjuemai，yidanxiashan，ruomeiyoulaotouzibangzhuyazhi，sancixinchuhou，jiuhuimingsanghuangquan，chufeizhaodaochuanshuozhongdejiuyinzhiti！
danjiuyinzhitishijianhanjian，tianxiazhida，wuyishidahailaozhen！
“也罢！”
laotouzichenmoliangjiu，zhangtanyisheng，“nixiaozichibangyingle，lianlaodaowodounengyaofan，zailiuniyebuchengle，niyaoxiashanyebushibuxing，danyaodayingweishisangetiaojian！”
“shifu，bieshuosange，sanbaigetueryedaying！”
hanxiaotianjidongdehunshenzhandou，jimangdao。
laotouzimianseyinchen，lengbingbingdao，“diyi！niruoxiashan，niwoshituyuanfenjiujinle，nibunenggaosurenherenwozaizhei，nishishengshisiyeyuwowuguan！”
wenyan，hanxiaotianhunshenyizhan，yaoyahanleidao，“ninfangxin，tuerxiashanhoujuebuxielunindeyiqie，ruoyouweibei，dingaitiandawuleihong！budehaosi！”
tazhijiehulveleshituyuanfenyijinneihua，kaiwanxiao，yiriweishizhongshenweifu！
laotouziburentakeyi，tazijirenjiuxing！
zheixiaozidehuatoulaotouzixinzhiduming，laoyanzhongshanguoyimoxinwei。
danhenkuai，tayuqizhongbianduolejifensenran，“dier！dangnianwoxialeyan，kancuolenietu，tabeipanweishitoutoudaizoulexiumugongdeqianbanbu，nixiashanhouruoyudaoxiuxizhiren，dangqinglimenhu，shazhi！”
“是！师傅！”
hanxiaotianzuishangdaying，xinzhongyile。
zheilaotou，gangcaihaigenzijishuoshituyuanfenyijin，xianzaiyoulairangzijiqinglimenhu，gaibuhuishinianjidalejixingbuhaoba？
buguoguantade，tajibuzhuzhenghao！
laotouzisihumeifaxiantadexiaoxinsi，ziguzidao，“disan！yeshizuizhongyaode！weishizaoxienianjinidinglejiumenhunshi，nixiashan，jiuqubanineixielaopoqule！”
“shenme？jiwodinglejiumenhunshi？”
hanxiaotianyixiashayanle，zheiniantoushangshanxiudaohaibaofenpeilaopodema，tazenmebuzhidao？erqieyiquhaiyaoqujiuge？tashensuiranzeihao，danyebunengneimehuangtanga！！！
kelaotouzixianranbudasuanjitajieshi，jiaodaiwanbi，zhijiebatachuaidaoleshanjiao。
huaichuaizheyifenhunshudehanxiaotian，yunyunhuhushanglekaiwanghainingshidehuocheshang，douhaimeifanyingguolai，zijibushixiashanbaochoudema？
zenmelaotouzihairangzijiququxifule？
zaishuole，zijishenhuanjiuyangjuemai，xiashanzaowandoushisi，yaoshinatianqiaobianzile。
qibushirangneibangxiaojiejieshouhuogua？
不行！不行！
tayoubushineizhongshiluanzhongqidegounanren，tiandawuleihongdezhananxingweikendingbunengzuo！
dengdaolehainingtabianqubazheixiehunshidoutuile，ranhouanxinbaochou！
zuozaizuoweishang，hanxiaotianchoumeibuzhandesisuohenjiuzhongyuxiadinglejuexin，keyitaiyan，bujingyipieguoduimiandeyigepiaoliangnvhai，yanshenhuranyizheng。
youyulejifenzhonghou，tazhongyurenbuzhuchongduimiandenvhaikailekou，“xiaojiejie，wolvedongxiangshu，woguannimianxiang，jinrihuoyouxueguangzhizai......”
hanxiaotiansuichuanzhetuqi，danrenzhangdeqingxiu，yishuangyanjinggengshiqingchejiandi。
rucishengundehuacongtakouzhongshuochu，jingrangduimiandelinqingyinlengleyixia。
tazaojiuzhuyidaohanxiaotianzaikanziji，zhidangshizheixiaoshuaigeduizijiyouyisi，xiangbudaodashandefangshijingruci‘dute’。
“xiaoge，zhenyouzhezheibenshi？neinijiwosuansuanbei。”
linqingyinwuzuiqingxiao，tianmeideshengyintingdepangrenxinliyisu。
“nimeixinfahong，yintangwuguang，zheizaishuodabuda，shuoxiaoyebuxiao......”
hanxiaotianzhouqimeitou，zhijuedehaoshengguguai，tadexiangshulianlaotouzidoukuazan，kexianglebantianyezhixiangchutajinriyouxueguangzhizai，quesuanbuchudaodishishazai。
“dashi，wozheidaodishishaqingkuangya？”
jiantaturanbushuohuale，linqingyinweiweiyixiao，haiyiweiduifangciqiong，xiangchenjidouyidouta。
zheishi，pangbiandaizhejinsibiankuangyanjingdeyangweiyouxierenbuzhule！
zheichouxiaozineiyishenditanhuo，yikanjiushixiangxialaide，keyilushangjingranlaoshidingzhetaduimianneipiaoliangdemeizikan！
neiyanjingzhigougoude，doumeiyikaiyixia！
zheimeizizhangdeyouchunyouyu，yangweizaojiuxianghetadanduliaoliao，tantanrensheng，tantanlixiang，liaoliaoganqing！
taguzuyongqigangxiangdashanle，meixiangdaobeizheitubaoziqiangxianyibu！
xianzai，zheitubaozijingranshichulexueguangzhizai，zheizhongtudiaozhadepaomeijiliang，haibarenjiahongdetuantuanzhuan！
taxinzhongjidudefafeng，andaozijizenmebuzaodianxiashou。
zhengaonaoshi，tahurankandaolinqingyintuixiadeyiyang，yangweiyanqianyiliang。
suihouyilianxiaorongdiqishenchaolinqingyinzouqu，jiangzijixizhuangdazailetadeyutuishang，qingshengtixingleyiju，“xiaojie，chumenzaiwaikeyaodangxinpianziya！”
linqingyinyiditou，mengdifanyingguolaile，qiaolianshunjianhongdexiangshutoudetaozi，taishoujiuchaohanxiaotianlianshanghenhenshuaileyierguang。
“你个臭流氓！”