第5章
yushihonglaoshenyishouzhongdeyinzhenmengdeyidou。
gangyaozhadeshoushi，jiutinglexialai。
huitouchaoshenhoukanguoqu，manliannaonu：“gangcaishisheizaishuohua，buzhidaozhazhendeshihoubunengbeidaraoma？chuleshisheifuze？”
yushihongzheimeyihou，gujiarenjiunule。
纷纷怒瞪陈言。
“nishishei？sheirangnijinlaide？”
“daraoyushenyizhibing，hailewofuqindehua，baninaodainingxialaixinbuxin，gunchuqu！”
linyuchenhenhendedengleyiyanchenyan，maiyuandao：“nigaoshenme？zenmeluanchazui？jiwobazuibishang！”
chenyanquelizhiqizhuang：“woruobuchazui，zheigujiadenghuijiuyaozhunbeiguancaile，quancunchixi。”
yimingqingnianchongshanglai，dashengdao：“gouzasui，**luanshuoshenmeni？zuzhouwoyeyeshiba？laozidasini！”
他拔拳就要揍陈言。
linyuchenlianmangchongshangqu，dangzailechenyanqianmian。
tadaobushiyaojiuchenyan，neixinbabudechenyanbeirenzouyidunni，danshitajianshiguochenyandeshenshou，lianzijidouzhiyoubeianzaidishangmocadefen，tashidanxinchenyanyigemeizhuyi，bagulaoyezidesunzijidacanle，neilezijiudale。
daoshihou，jiangnanyaoyejiubiexiangle。
linyuchendeshenshouqishiyebucuo，yibazhuazhuleqingniandaguolaideshou，dao：“womenshishangjingwangjiade，tashiwoqinglaijigulaoyezizhibingde......ng，suiranzheijiahuozuibayoudiandu，danyishushizhendebucuo，gushaoyexiaoxiaoqi。”
zhongrenyiting，juranshishangjingwangjialaideren。
neikeshiyanhuangsandacaituanzhiyi，zongyaojidianmianzi。
danshi，yushihongbuleyile。
talaoyanyifan，lenghengyishengdao：“jiunizheimaodoumeizhangqidexiaozi，yedongzhongyi？yedongzhenjiu？”
chenyanxiaodao：“lvedongyier！”
yushihongdao：“buyaoyiweixueledianpimao，jiunengzichenglvedongyier，zhongyibodajingshen，yaoxuededongxitaiduole，niyaomebizui，bieyingxiangwoshizhen，yaomejiugundan。”
linyuchenyelaletayixia。
“zaiyushenyimianqian，biebanmennongfu，miandeyixiaodafang，congxianzaikaishi，jiwobizuibani！”
陈言无奈。
tashizhenkanchugulaoyezideqingkuangbuduijing，bingfeizhengchangdeneizhongbing，ershi......zhongleyizhonghanjiandegudu。
“suanle，jiurangtaxianzhizheba！”
“dengchulewenti，wozaijiejiu，yinggaihailaideji！”
jianchenyanzhongyubuzaichusheng，yushihongzhongxinningshenjingqi，naqishouzhizhangdeyinzhen，huanhuanchaozhegulaoyezidexiongkoucilexiaqu，zhirusanfenzhier。
半分钟之后。
gulaoyeziyuanbenjinbideyanjing，zhenglekailai。
yushihongjianci，weiweishulekouqi，xiaozheshuodao：“xingburuming，gulaoxianshengzheishijingsunshenshuai，youshangchengji，huitouwozaikaiyifuyao，meitianliangci，lianchiyizhou，yinggaijiumeidaaile，lingwai，laorenniansuidale，xinliyoushi，shuimianyebuhao，nimenyoukongpeitaduochumenzoudongzoudong，shaishaitaiyang，duibingqingyouhaochu。”
gujiazhongrenlianmangganxie——
“多谢余神医！”
“yushenyiguoranyishujingzhan，zhendaobingchu！”
“wofuqinjiushiyinweizuijinwodageturanbaobi，caisinianchengji，luoxiazheigemaobing，shenyiguorantailihaile。”
“heng，buxiangmouxieren，manzuipaohuoche，budongzhuangdong，shenmedoubuzhidao，jiuganhushuobadao。”
“nianjiqingqing，zuoshenmebuhao，zuopianzi？”
jiulianlinyuchendouganjuelianshangwuguang，zhanzaizheilishifennanshou，yushitileyijiaochenyan，dao：“diurenxianyan，buxuewushudepianzi，haizhanzaizheiliganshenme，zoua！”
chenyanqueyaoyaotou：“xianzaibunengzou。”
linyuchenfanlegebaiyan：“nixiangganshenme？haixianbugoudiuren？”
chenyandao：“wogangcaibushishuolema？buchuwufenzhong，bingrenbisiwuyi，woyaoshixianzaizoule，neizhenmeirennengjiudeletale。”
gujiashaoyeborandanu：“goudongxi，nihaizhendangzijishigerenwule，gungungun，mashangcongwojiagunchuqu，buranbanituidaduanxinbuxin？”
chenyanyanshenyiling：“nizheimexiangniyeyesima？nandaojiushinijiniyeyexiadedu？”
“xiadu？woxianimagedue！nimeitingyushenyishuoma？woyeyeshibeishangguodu，sinianchengji。”
“neishitazhenduancuowu，yongyihairen。”
yushihongqidechuihuzidengyan：“huangkouxiaoer，ruchouweigan，jingganshuolaofushiyongyihairen？qiyoucili！”
gulaoxianshengdexiaoerzilijinudao：“linmishushiba？wozhidaonimenshangjingwangjiajiadayeda，danjintiandaizhezheimeyigenianqingrenguolai，bujinzhouwofuqin，haidihuiyushenyi，woxuyaonijiwoyigemanyidejiaodai。”
linyuchenkuaiyaobeichenyanqizhalexiong，mangdao：“guxiansheng，nixianbieshengqi，woxiangnimendaoqian，xianzaijiudaizhetalikai，zhenshiduibuqi，woyemeixiangdaozheijiahuo......”
chenyanquedaduanta：“nixianzaidaoshenmeqian？denghuitamenhaiyaoduiwoganendaide。”
linyuchenyijingbuxianggentashuohuale，lazhetajiuzou。
陈言站着不动。
qijidelinyuchendao：“xing，nibuzou，wozou！shitayingyaoliuxialaide，nimengujiaxiangzenmeduita，wobuganshe，suibiannimen。”
ranhou，gujiarenqijibaihuaide，jiuyaodarenle。
chenyanwuyudao：“wojiugaobudongle，bujiudengyihuideshiqingma？shiwoxinkoucihuang，haishibingrenweizaidanxi，mashangjiuyaojianfenxiao，zheidiannaixindoumeiyou？”
gujiashaoyedao：“neiyaodengduojiu？”
chenyandao：“shi......”
“shifenzhong？nigangcaihaishuowufenzhongni，zhenshishuohuagenfangpi。”
“jiu，ba，qi，liu......”
e，yuanlaibushishifenzhong，shishimiaozhongma？
shimiaozhong，haishidengdeqide。
gujiarenquandoubiezheyikouqi，yushihongtongyangruci，tayaohaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigexinkoucihuangdexiaozi，jiulianganggangyaozoudeyujiemishudoutingxialejiaobu。
“三，二，一！”
“噗！”
jieguo，chenyangangshudaoyi，gulaoyezihuranzhiqishenzi，mengdezhangzui，penchuyidakouxianxue。
全都吐在了床上。
erzhihou，gengshilianliantuxue，zhidouzhibuzhu。
“啊——？”
所有人都惊呆了。
“ba，ba，nizenmele？”
“yushenyi，yushenyi，nikuaijiuwobaya？”
“zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
yushihonglianmangchakangulaoxianshengdeqingkuang，kemianduizheilianliantuxuedezhengzhuang，tayeyitouwushui。
“buyinggaia，zheibuyinggaia......”
“yushenyi，nibielengzhele，ganjinjiurena！”
yushihongetoudehandouxialaile：“wo......woxianzaiyewunengweili。”
gujiarenyiting，rusangkaobi。
zheishi，gulaoyezideerzizhongyuxiangqibianshanghaiyougechenyan，fuqindeqingkuangbeitayiyanshuozhong，dangjilazhetadao：“xiaoyisheng，ningangcaishuonengjiuwobade，zhiqianshiwomenbudui，qiuninkuaidianchushou。”