“砰！”
xuanlandelihuahecaidai，piaozaiqintianshenshang。
jintianshitadaxiderizi，zuoweixinlangguan，tabenyinggaixiaorongmanmian，danxinniangdeyijuhua，querangtadexiaorongshunjianninggu。
“xiangrangwoxiacheyekeyi，womashuole，cailizaijiashiwan，buranzheihunjiubujiele。”
“xiaolan，bienao，waimianneimeduorenkanzheni。”qintianxiaodeyouxiejiangying，tazuomengdouxiangbudao，neixiedouyinlidexiaoduanzi，juranyouyitianzhendefashengzaitashenshang。
xinniangxiacheqianlinshijiajia，shizidakaikou，yaotazaijiashiwankuaicaili，bujijiubujiehunle。
zheibushibaiminglechenhuodajie，weixietame？
“sheigenninaole？”xinniangfanlegebaiyan：“shiwankuai，shaoyifendoubuxing。”
“xiaolan，womenjiadeqingkuangniyezhidao，shangcineishiwankuaidouyijingbawomenjiadejiadijitaokongle，nahaiyoushiwankuaia？”
qintianshitujieshi，danxinniangqueduoduobirendao：“sheishuomeiyou？shangcinigennimashuoqiaoqiaohuadeshihou，womingmingtingdaotashuohaiyoushiwankuaidecunkuan。”
“neishiwomadejiumingqian……”qintiandishengdao。
“wobuguan，zongzhiwomashuole，shiwankuaishaoyifen，jiuburangwoxiache。”
“李小兰，你……”
qintianqideshouzhitoudouyouxiedou。
“nishenmeni？haibuganjinzhaonimayaoqianqu？”lixiaolanyiliandexianqi：“zheimedagerenle，shiwankuaidoumeiyou，haidezhaonima，diubudiuren？”
“zhenbuzhidaoshangbeizidaoleduodamei，zheibeizicaijiajinizheimegemeiyongdedongxi。”
“窝囊废！”
“lixiaolan，nibuyaotaiguofen。”tingzhelixiaolanyijubiyijunantingdehua，qintianchadiankongzhibuzhuzijidehuoqi。
tatangtangdeyikedayoushiyilaizuiyouxiudebiyesheng，juranbeitashuoshiwonangfei？
“guofen？”lixiaolanlengxiaoyisheng，yibabashoulidepenghuashuaidaoqintianshenshang：“wohaiyougengguofendeni，niyaobuyaoting？”
“youbenshi，zheigehunnibiejie！”
“bujiejiubujie！”qintiandehuoqiyeshanglaile。
dangchuzheigehuntajiubushihenxiangjie，dannaihebuzhutamayiciyouyicidebihun，caiyaozheyadayinglexialai，kejieguoni？
menhaimeijinni，jiuxianlaiweixieta！
“yo，qintian，meikanchulai，nibenshibuda，piqihaibuxiaoni！”lixiaolanlengxiaoyishengdao：“xing，bujieleshiba？neiwokezoule！”
话音落下。
lixiaolan“pa”deyixiatuikaiqintian，zhijiedao：“ge，kaiche，zanmenhuiqu！”
“xiaolan，zheishizenmele？”lixiaolangangyaoquguanchemen，turanjian，yizhishoudangzhuleta。
“妈……”
kanjianlairen，qintiandunshilianseyibian。
这是他妈，王翠芬。
“zenmele？wennierzia！”lixiaolanlenghengyishengdao：“nierzishuo，zheihuntabujiele。”
“nihushuobadaoshenmeni？”wangcuifenhenhendengleqintianyiyan，ranhouchaozhelixiaolanpeixiaodao：“xiaolan，nibieshengqi，xiaotiantaqihutule，hushuobadaoni，nibiedangzhen。”
“nimengangcaishuodewodoutingdaole，bujiushishiwankuaime？”
“我们给。”
huayinluoxia，wangcuifentaochuyikuaizhoubabadebu，xiankailimianshizhangyinxingka：“wopahunliqianbugou，suoyi，teyibazheizhangyinxingkajidailaile。”
“ma，bunengji。”qintianzulandao。
“haishiayihao。”lixiaolanbuguqintiandezulan，zhijiejiucongwangcuifenshoulibaneizhangyinxingkajiqiangleguolai：“mimaduoshao？”
“六个零。”
“ma！”kanjianlixiaolanqiangzouleyinxingka，qintiandunshiliansejiuyouxienankan。
zheishiwankuai，keshiwangcuifendejiumingqian。
“xingle，tingwode。”wangcuifenzhijiedaduanleqintian：“kuaibaxiaolanbaoxiache，waimianneimeduorenkanzheni，biejizanmenlaoqinjiadiuren。”
qintianqiangyazhehuo，balixiaolancongcheshangbaolexialai。
youleneishiwankuai，lixiaolanmingxianzuijiaodoudaizhexiao。
yijiaziqiongsuangui，tazhiyaolveweiyongdiandiaochongxiaoji，haibushisuisuibianbiannaniedesiside？
“xinlangxinniang，nimenkesuanlaile。”denglehaojiu，siyizhongyudengdaoletamen，zhijiantajimangkanxiangshezhizudao：“shezhizu，kuai，fangqiuhunshipin。”
“好。”
shezhizujimanganxialebofangjian。
raner，sheidoumeiyouxiangdaodeshi，qiuhunshipinmeiyoudengdao，quedengdaoleyishengshenglangjiao，heyishengshengdejiaochuansheng。
erdapingmushangdenvzhujiao，heranjiushilixiaolan。
“啊……”
“老公……”
“laogong，dengyixia……”
“laogong，wo，wobuxingle……”
shipinli，lixiaolandelangjiaoyishengjiezheyisheng，sihaomeiyouyayi，liangjubaihuahuadeshenti，jiuchanzaiyigexiaxiaodekongjianli。
上下起伏。
dannanzhujiao，quebushiqintian。
“怎么回事？”
台下顿时哗声一片。
乱作一团。
sheiyemeiyouxiangdao，canjiagehunli，juranyudaozheimecijidechangmian。
“hainengzenmehuishi？nimenmeikanchulaime？qintianneixiaozibeirendailvmaozile！”
“zheinvdepingshikanqilaitingzhengjingde，meixiangdaobeidilizheimesao！”
“真浪啊！”
“**，nimenkuaikan，neibushisunqingme？”
shipinli，neigenanrendelianzhujiankaishiqingxi。
ertadeshengyin，yesuizhixiangqi。
“xiaolan，shiwolihaihaishinineigeqiongsuanguiweihunfulihai？”
“sunshao，niluanshuoshenmeni？neigewonangfeikeconglaimeiyoupengguowo！”ganggangjingliguoyibochongjidelixiaolanmanlianhongrun，yanshenlihaitouluzheyisichunxindangyang：“yigelianzijiqindieshisheidoubuzhidaodeyezhong，yeyouzigepengwo？”