第三章 保姆

tangrongrongzhoumei,tajuedezheishengyinyoudianershu。

duile,zheishengyinzenmehelaogongshoujilideneigeshengyinneimexiang?

tahuyidikanleyiyanpanjunjie,quefaxiantameiyourenhefanying,nandaoshizijiduoxiangle?

xiangdaozheili,tangrongronghaishikeqidihuifu:“qingwenyoushenmeshima?”

nvhaizikanqilaizhiyouershichutou,wuguanqingxiubaixi,zhangfashuchengyigeliluodemawei。

tadadafangfangdizoulejinlai:“nihao,wojiaosunyurou,zheishifangayidebingfangba?”sunyurouyibianshuozhe,yibianbangeshenziwanglitan,“tingshuonimenbingfangquehugong,yiyuantuijianwoguolaiwenwen。”

tangrongronghaishiganjuenalibudui,yaoshiyingpinhugongdehua,zheinvhaiyetainianqingle。

tazhijiekaikoujujuedao:“xiexie,yijingbuxuyaole。”

popokanzhesunyurou,yanjingyiliang,jidongdilazhetawen:“guinv,wozakanniyoudianyanshuni?shilaosunjiadeyatouma?”

sunyurouganjinzhuazhupopochuangtoudeshou:“fangyi,meixiangdaozhendeshinin!ninzenmezaiyiyuantangzhea?”

popogangxiangshuoshenme,kanzhepangbianzuozhedetangrongrong,daodihaishibishangzui,zhizhuantouduierzishuo:“junjie,zheishisunjiadesanyatousunyuroua!nihaijibujide?jiushicundongtoudesunlaoliujia,youwugehaizideneige!”

panjunjielianseyinchen,shangqianfenkaierrenlazhedeshou,buzirandishuo:“ma,nalaidesunlaoliujiadesanyatou,nibiexiashuo”

“aiya,nitiantianmenzaifanglidushu,najidezhuneimeduoren,”popoziguzidejixudunang,“sunjiakeburongyi,jialiwugehaizi,jiudixianeilianggeerzishibaobei,shangmianneisangeguinvai,duile,sanyaa,nishashihoulaidenancheng?”

“fangyi,woqianjinianjiulainanchenggongzuole,”sunyuroubuzhehenjidimiaoleyiyanpanjunjie,youjiezheshuo,“qianliangtianshangbandeshihoubeirenqifu,gongzuodiule,xianzaichifandeqiandoukuaimeiyoule。laoxiangzhidianwoshuorangwolaiyiyuanganhugongshishi,shuozheilijingchangqueren,gongzuohaozhao。”

shuozhe,tayuqigengyan,xiangshiyaodiaoyanleideyangzi。

popoxixu,“ai,nvhaijiajiade,chumenzaiwaiyeburongyi。”

sunyurouxiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,kukuaiqiu:“fangyi,zanmenxianglixiangqinde,wodangnishiwoqinyi,nibangbangwoba,woyidinghaohaozhaoguni。”

“zheige”popokanlekantangrongrong,“rongrong,nikanyaobuzanguletaba?”

tangrongrongyoudianweinan,“keshi,mahugongdoushiantianshoufeide,yitianliangsanbai,zaishuonimingtianjiuchuyuanle”

sunyurouyilianqiji:“rongrongjie,wobuyaoqian。pandagekeshiwomenneiershilibaxiangdewenquxing,nengbangshangtademangshiwodefuqi,zaishuoxiaodeshihoufangyiyemeishaobangguowo。nishuoshibushi?pandage?”tamuguangzhuozhuodikanxiangpanjunjie,dayouyidingyaobizhetabiaotaideyisi。

panjunjiebeipokaikoudayuanchang:“rongrong,mazheigebinghuijiayeyaoyangyiduanshijiande。zanliangshangbanzheimemang,nihaihuaiyunle。dengchuyuanhuijiayerangxiaosunzhaoguba,jiuanbaomudegongzisuanba。”

huadoushuozheifenshangle,tangrongrongzhihaomianqiangtongyi。

wanshanghuidaojia,taxiangxianghaishijuedebushufu,maiyuanpanjunjie。

“neigesunyurou,yetainianqingleba?”

panjunjiexinbuzaiyandihuanshangshuiyi:“yigenongcunlaidexiaobaomu,nigentajijiaoshenme?”

“woyeshuobushanglai,jiushijuedejialiduochulaizheimeyigeren,zongjuedeguaiguaide。”

panjunjierenzhenzuodaotashenbian,lanzhetadeyicejian:“hao,laopobugaoxing,woxianzaijiudadianhua,rangtamingtianbuyonglaile。”

panjunjiezheimegancui,tangrongrongfaneryoudianbuhaoyisile:“xiaoguniangyeburongyi”

“wojiuzhidaowolaopozuishanliangle,”panjunjiezaitangrongrongdejinghushengzhongbatabaodaochuangshang,xiaomimidijitagaishangbeizi,“neijiuguojitian,quedingmadeshentimeiwentilezaicituita。”

diertianzhongwu,yiyuanbingfang

sunyurougangbafanhebaihao,panjunjiejiuzoulejinlai。

panmukandaoerzi,reqingzhaohu:“junjie,zazheigeshihoulaile?chifanbu?”

“bule,ma,wobanshizhenghaoluguoyiyuan,shanglaikanyiyan。”

zhikanleyiyanfanhedecaise,panjunjiedaweiguanghuo:“zheishijibingrenchidema?shenmelajicai!”

sunyurouyoudianjiongpo:“wo”

panmuganjindayuanchang,“aiya,buguaixiaorou,shiworangtaqushitangmaide,zhuyuandajiabudouzheimechima!”

panjunjiehaishiqingxujidong,“neikebuxing,nishengbingnanengjiuchizheige!xiaosun,nichulai!nixianzaigenwoqufandianjimamaijigecai!”

sunyuroukanxiangpanmu,“fangyi,neiwo”

panmuhentiebuchenggang,“ganjingenshang,junjietaganshijianni!”

sunyurouzhuidaoyiyuandetingchechang,kandaopanjunjieyizhankaozaichepangchouzheyan。

tarenbuzhufangmanjiaobu,yanshenchimidikanzheta。

kandaosunyurouguolai,panjunjiebayanqiamie,rengdaodishangnianleyijiao,dakaichemen,duisunyuroushuoleyijushangchejiuzuoshangjiashizuo,zhunbeifadongqiche。

“pandage”qingcuijiaoqiaodehansheng。

panjunjiezhuantoukanqu。sunyurouzuozaifujiashishang,youxieqiqiaiai:“pandage,nishibushiyoushiyaohewoshuo?”

panjunjiechenmo,tafaxiansunyurouzhenshigecongmingdenvhaizi,chulechushenhexueliyiwai,biededifangdoutinghetaxinyi。kexi,shangcizhishiyigeyiwai,tabuxiangzaibeipanrongrong,gengbuxiangbeipantaweichushengdehaizi。

tazhijiekaimenjianshan:“xiaosun,wozhidaoshangcishiwoduibuqini。danshiniyekandaole,wolaopoxianzaihuaiyunle,shoubuqishenme**。woxiwangwomenyihoujiuzhishiputongdelaoxiangguanxi,buyaozaiyoubiedeqianchele。”

panjunjieshuowanzheihuajiuxinxudidixiatou,buganqukansunyuroudefanying。

sunyurouneibianqueshiyiwaidepingjing,meiyourenhekunao,anjingdeyouxieguofen

liangjiu,yige“hao”qingqingdichuanlai,tajingyadikanguoqu。

“pandage,wobuhuipohuainidejiatingde,nifangxinba。”

sunyurouhaishiyongqingqingrouroudiyuqishuozhe,quebalianzhuanxiangchechuangwaifangxiang。

panjunjiequejuedeyouxiebuduijing,qiangxingbanguolai,caifaxiantazaoyileiliumanmian,haizaipinmingdiyaozhexiachun。

tadingzhetakan,yishunjianyouxiexinruan,chenmoleyihui,tanlekouqishuo:“xiaorou,duibuqi,wohuibuchangnide。”

tafadongchezi,diaozhuanfangxiang,kaidaofujindedaxingshangchang,zhijielazhesunyuroudaojinshijutai。

“xiansheng,jinvpengyoumaishoushima?”xiaoyingyingdejujiezouguolaireqingzhaohu。

suleitiledabaoxiaobaodegouwudai,zaishangchangdexingbakedadianhua:“rongrong,wozongsuanmaidaocdzheikuan**xiangshui,xinghaowoliulexinyan,rangjujiedaohuojiutongzhiwo,haha!wojiniyemaileyiping,youkonglainaha!”

gangguaduandianhua,tayitaitoukandaoduimiandejinju,fangfokandaoshenmebukesiyidedongxiyiyang,yanjingdengdedadade,yisheng“woqu!”tuokouerchu。