第一章

sushejucanshi,shenweianturanshuozijixiangyaolianaile。

dajiadouzaiqihong,wentakanshanglenajiaguniang,zhiyouwo,momofanbaiyan。

daobushibuxiwangtatanlianai,chuncuishiyinwei,wozuijinduitanlianaizheigeciyuguomin!

bijingshangzhou,wogangmanshibasuidemeimeiyetanlianaile,haibaduixiangdaidaowomianqian。

guangshikandaoneiyitouhuangmao,wodouxiangdangchangbaojing。

womeihailianainaodeshuopihua:

「gege,woshizhendexihuanta,nihuizhufuwode,duima?」

「woqingwennidaodikanshangtanayidianle?」

「tazhouzhudetebiehaochi。」

huangmaoqizheguihuo,zuilishibushijiwobengchudianshehuirenyulu,tingdewojiaozhidounengkouchusanshiyiting。

haoshuodaishuo,womeimeidoubutongyifenshou,shenzhihaichadianbawoweixinlaheimingdan。

yizhiyuxianzaidewo,tingbude「tanlianai」zheisangezi!

gujiwoyizhimeihuiying,shenweianshixianluozaiwoshenshang:

「jiangyubo,nijuedeni?」

wowuyudikanletayiyan,「nihaidanxinzhaobudaoduixiang?」

wowuyudikanletayiyan,「nihaidanxinzhaobudaoduixiang?」

shenweianei!zhenggexuexiaogongrendenanshenxiaocao,qinglengjinguidemoyang,suiranyizhidanshen,danbiaobai

tadenvshengdounengweizhezuqiuchangzhuansanquanle。

taxiangtuo,bushisuishidounengtuoma!

「danshiwoyaoqiuyoudiangao。」

nixiangzhaogeshenmeyangde?」

huayingangluo,shenweiandeshixiantu,ranzaiwoshenshangdaliang。

gaodewoxinliyoudianmaomaode。

woxihuangaoyidian,baiyidian,zhangdehaokande。」

wo:「zanmenxuexiaoxiaohuaa。]

jialiyaohewomendanghuduiba,bijingwopatatantuwoqian。」

wo:「jinrongxixihua,tabakeshiyinxingxingzhang。」

最好还能蠢一点。]