第5章
休夫！
guzhanganzheixiazichedibudandingle，“jiunianga，zheigenidexiangqingchu，kaibudewanxiao，ni......”
“我开什么玩笑？”
linjiunianglengxiao，“chuzhengshinian，shengsiweibu，meigeyuedejunxiangdoubeizheilaotaiponazhe，laoniangxingdoumeiwenyixia，quedejitashouhuogua，lachezheixiebaiyanlangzhangda，daotoulaitamenzenmeduiwode？”
“jintian，buguanzenmeshuo，zheifuwoxiudingle，zheixiebailanglang，laoniangyegandingle。”
“cunzhang，nishuoba，zenmeban？”
xiangrangtaxinxinkukutibierenyangwa，xiangdoubuyaoxiang，genghekuanghaishiyiqunbaiyanlang，tahenbudeyishouyigenongsisuanle。
“linjiuniang，jiunizheiyangdejianren，nihaixiangxiuwoerzi，wogaosuni，zhiyouwoerzixiuleni，jinriwojiutiwoerzixiuleni，nijiwocongwoliujiadedipanshanggunchuqu。”
liulaotaifennupaoxiao，gaisidejianren，juranxiangxiuzijierzi，haiwangtuganzoutasunzisunnv，xiangdoubuyaoxiang。
“niang，nifenglema，ninaoshenmenao，nishixiangrangnierzimentaibuqitoulaizuorenma？”liudalangqijibaihuaidihoudao。
“niang，nidaodixiangganshenme？”liuerlangyeshiyiliandefennu，“niyidingyaobajiajichaisanle，nijiukaixinle，shibushi？”
liusannidengrenyefenfenkaikouzhizelinjiuniangzisizili，yishizhijian，yuanzilichaonaochenglecaishichang。
linjiunianglengmodikanzhechaonaogebutingdezhongren，zuijiaogouqileyimobunaifan，tazuitaoyanchaonao，neishengyinrangtaxinfan。
yanshenluozaiyipangdedengzishang，jianqi，haobuyouyuzazaiyipangdeqiangbishang。
砰！
judadeshengxiang，rangsuoyoudechaonaosheng、zhizeshenghuifeiyanmie。
“吵够了吗？”
“nimenjige......”linjiuniangshuangmouyinhendedingzhetamen，zuijiaoyangqileyimochaofeng，“nimenyoushenmezigezailaoniangmianqiandahuxiaojiao？zaishuoyiju，wonongsiyigeshiyige。”
“haiyouni，silaotaiponizaimawoyijushishi，kanwozenmeshoushini？jiunineierzi，shinianbucengweizheigejiazuochuguorenhegongxian，laoniangjiunengxiuleta，sheiganzailaoniangmianqianfanggepi，laoniangrangtatoudingkaihua。”
“buxin，keyilaishishi。”
liulaotaiqidetoufayun，shenchuleshouzhitou，“ni......”
啪！
linjiuniangdeshouhenhendiyibazhangshuaizaitadeshoushang，“duile，wobuxihuanyourenyongshouzhitouzhizhewo。”
liulaotaishuangtuiyideng，liangyanyifan，huoshengshengdeqiyunguoqu。
“奶奶！”
liudalangdengrenhedejichongshangqu，danlinjiuniangquewudongyuzhong。
guzhanganyebeiheleyitiao，lianmangshangqianchakan，quedingliulaotaimeishizhihou，caizhanleqilai，yilianzhizedikanzhelinjiuniang，“jiuniang，nixianzaizuodetaiguofenle。”
“guofen？wokeyigengguofen，nixiangxinma？”linjiuniangchixiao，zhuangyun，xiangrangtamingshengzainantingyidian？
buhaoyisi，mingshengjiushigoupi，tacongbufangzaixinshang。
efujiuefu，sheipashei？
suoyi，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，linjiuniangnalailekuaizi，ganzoulezheixiebaiyanlangzhihoujiazhutadezhongzhi，yigeyongli......
啊！
liulaotaixiangshazhuyibanjianjiaoleqilai，renyecongdishangbengleqilai，fengkuangdihaojiaozhe。
linjiuniangbashouzhongdekuaiziwangpangbianyireng，“qiao，zheibushimeisime？jingshendehen。”
guzhanganliansehenbuhao，“jiuniang，nixiangxiufu，shibukenengde......”
“xiu，bixuxiu，zheiefubixuxiu，woyaotiwoerzixiuleta，tafanleqichuzhongbuxiaoshunfumu，”liulaotaizhengning，kuaiyaoduanledeshouzhitourangtashentifaruan。
“nai，tashiwoniang，”liudalangzhoumei，youxiebunaifan。
xiuletaniang，pangrenzenmekantamen？
haiyoujialidehuo，sheilaigan？
“dalang，yaozheiyangdeniangyoushenmeyong，niwangletazuotianhaidanilema？tingnainaidehua，xiulezheigeefu，”liulaotaihenlexin，tayidingyaoganzouzheigeefu，kanxiangliuerlangtamen：
“haiyounimenjige，xiuleta，yihounainaiguannimen，jinimenzhaohaodepojia，qupiaoliangdexifu。”
“zheizhongedudenvren，jiugairangtaguduzhonglao，laosidoumeirenguanta！”
liulaotaishizhendeqidebuxing。
linjiuniangyiliandeyuyue，“dui，jiugairangwoguduzhonglao，sideshihou，doumeiernvweiraoxiqian，lai，kuailaichengquanwoba！”
liulaotaibeiqideqiqiaomaohuo，shenchushouzhitouxiangzhiduifang，dangangcaidejiaoxun，rangtahenkuaiyousuolehuiqu，“efu，nishaodeyi，wo......”
“haole，doubiechaole，”guzhangandashenghezhitamen。
“liulaotainijiwoshaoshuoliangju，haiyoujiuniangni，nizhangfudangbing，anzhaolvlingtazaidangbingqijianbuyunxuheli，nixiufuneijiudengtahuilai。”
linjiuniangcuoe，wocao，zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongde‘junhunbaohufa’？
还不准她休夫？
linjiuniangyiliandeniuqu，tajiubuxinbaituobulezheiyijiazidebaiyanlang、xixuegui。
yanshenluozailiulaotaishenshang，xiaole，“bulijiubuli，dancunzhangnidezuozhu，liuqingshandejunxiangzheimeduonianle，shibushigaijiaojiwole？”
“niyezhidaode，zheixienianwoyigenvrenlachewugehaizi，youyaoguanchiguanheyouyaobangtamenquxifu，woyouduoleilaide，yaoshizheijunxiangbujiwo，neixing，laoniangjiuqinziqujunduizhaoliuqingshanheli，zheizonggailideleba。zheiwanyiyaoshiyingxiangdaoliuqingshanshitushenmede，hehe！”
takeqingchudehen，zheisilaotaipokeshizaicunlidaochuchuixutaerzidangledaguan，tiedingbuzhunzijilianleitaerzi。
liulaotaiyitinglinjiuniangjuranbuyaoliangenzijiqiangerzidejunxiang，haiweixiequjunduizhaozijierzi，dangchangzhijieqizha，“cunzhang，erxifubuxiao，erzibuzaijia，zuodieniangdeyouquankeyitierzixiuleta。”
“woyaotiwoerzixiuleta，bucibuxiaodedongxiyidingyaoxiuleta。”
linjiuniangxinlilekailehua，juedingzaitianyibachai，“duile，budanjunxiangyaojiwo，haiyoucongwozheiliyaozoudedi，niyeyaohaijiwo，zheigejiamashangjiuyaotiandingle，kaixiaogengdayongqiandedifanggengduo。”
还想要回家？
liulaotailianniuqudelihai，zhijiepaoxiao，“xiu，woyaotiwoerqingshanxiuqi。”
guzhangantanqi，“liulaotai，niqueding？zheizhongshikekaibudewanxiao，nimenjigehaizideyijianni，liudalang，nishishenmeyijian？”
“nainai，wobutongyi，wohaimeijiarenni，”liusannihongleshuangmou，yaorangrenzhidaotaniangbeixiule，tahaizenmeshuoyouqianrenjia。
“bizui，”liulaotainubukee，“ninainaiwohaimeisini，youniershuzai，yaozhaoshenmeyangderenjiazhaobudao？jiuniniangneiyangderen，nengjinizhaogeshenmeyangderenjia。”
suijishuangmoukanxianglinjiuniang，lengxiao，“nixianzaikeyigunle，xiushuwomingtianrangrensongdaoniniangjia。”
linjiuniangyaotou，chixiao，“laotaipo，nirangsheigunni？”
“nishuonitinierzixiuqijiuxiuqi，laoniangzongrongdeni，xianzailaoniangbuyuanyile，woyaojixugennizuojiaren，jixutiandubaniqisijichengliujiadeyiqie，buxiangma？”