第1章

shangbeiziwoyifenqiancailimeiyao,daotiebaiwanjiazhuangjiajiqianfuchenming,qianfuquerangwozaihunlishangjisuoyoudezhangbeiyiciketou,jibashisuidebiaoyinainaixijiao。

hunhoulianhexiaosanduowojiachan,bawohebabaganlechuqu,bababingsijietou,erwoyebeixiaosanbangjia,zuizhongbeituirushuizhongnisi。

yizhengyan,wohuidaochenmingdaiwoqujiantamadeneitianzaoshang。

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wozhongshengle,zhongshengzaidiyicigenchenminghuiqujianjiazhangdezaochen。

beixiaosanbangjiaranhoutuijinleshuili,zaishuizhongzhengzhadewuliganrangwodanzhan,zuilifangfohaishineiguheshuidexingwei。

buguoxianzaidewohaohaotangzaichuangshang,zhiqiandeyiqiedouxiangmengyichangemeng。

保姆王姨敲了敲门:

[miaomiaoxiaojie,chenxianshengyijingzaixiamiandengnile。]

[让他等着。]

shuowanwomeiyouzailihuiwangyi,dazhechijiaojingzhichuanguozoulanglaidaowobadeshufang。

womengdilakaimen,limiannianguobanbaidenanrenheleyitiao。

[guinva,nizazheigeyangzipaoguolaile?]

babaganjinbazijidetuoxietuole,dunxialaijiwochuanshang:

[nishentiruo,bieshouliangle。]

woxinlifasuan,shangbeizibeiganchujiamenhou,zheigeyijingtudingdexiaolaotoudaizhehuaiyundewosichuqiuzhi。

zhiqiandeneixieshangyehuomeiyige

youyuyijingdaoletuixiudenianling,zhiyouyigefeipinhuishouzhanyuanyijienawomen。

laobankelianwomen,rangwomenzanshizhuzaiyijianfeichanglaodefangzili,lianmendoushimutoude。

zheibianshichangyouliulanghanheyixiexiaohunhun。

babayongyikuaipobujiandandigeduanleyixiafangjian,woshuilimian,tashuizaiwaimian,dixiahaifangleyibaxiaofutou。

youjicilailetumoubuguidexiaohunhunheliulanghandoubeitahuizhefuzihepaole。

wodeyanleibadabadadiaozaidishang,babayixiazijiuhuangle,shoumangjiaoluandijiwocayanlei。

[guinv,zheishishentibushufuma?yaobujintianbiequle?]

mole,tayoulianmangbuchongdao:[bababushishuoburangniqu,babayijingtongyinimenzaiyiqile,zhishishuo,zanmenzijideshentihaishizuizhongyaode。]

wocaganyanlei,yaoyaotou:[womeishi,jiushizuolegeemeng。]

woyoupieleyantingzaichuangwailaosilaisibianshangfengkuangzipaidenanren:

[ba,woxianxiaqule,jintiankeshidiyicijianchenmingdemama,wokedejitamenliugeshenkedeyinxiang。]

wodebaofucaiganggangkaishi,jintianzhenghaodangkaiweixiaocaile。

babatanlekouqi,nachuleyigenbainianrencan:[zhiqianniyaodebainianyeshancan。]

chenmingyeshidanqinjiating,tademamayigerenlachezhetahetameimeichenyuedaozhangdachengren,shenzizaoxienianluoxialemaobing。

shangbeizichenmingyouyiwuyidizaiwomianqiantiqitamamashentibuhao。

haishuotamamayoucibingjilequkanzhongyi,zhongyishuoyaobainianyeshancancainengdiaolihao。

erzijizuoweiyigenanren,quezuobudaorangzijijialidenvren,bingqiehaishizijidemuqinshentiwuyang。

他简直不配做男人。

woshangbeizijuedetazunzhongnvxing,erqieyouxiaoxin,suoyibaituowobayidingyaozhaodaoyeshancan,songqujita“tiruoduobing”demama。

erhoulaiwocaizhidao,tamashilouxiaguangchangwuduidelingwu,chaoshiqiangjidandeyibashou,xiangchiyeshancanzhishiyinweizaidianshiguanggaoshangkandaoleeryi。

wojieguoyeshancantiantianyixiao:[xiexieba,neiwoxianshoushiqule。]

zhuantouwojiubayeshancanfangjinlezijifangjiandechoutili。

he,shanzhuhaixiangchixikang,xiangdedaomei!