woshinvewennvzhu，dui，jiushineizhongwosileranhounanzhuzhongyuyishidaowocaishitazhenaideneigenvewennvzhu。
danzheidoubushizhongdian，zhongdianshi——wo!si!le!
bushi，dage，wodousile，nicaixingwuganshenme?
haodaiyeshigeyingdi，meitingguoyoujuhuajiaochilaideshenqingbigoudoujianma?
danxingyundeshi，wozhongshengle!!!
……
xitongshuowoshinvelianwendenvzhujiao，silerangnanzhuhuainianshiwosuming。
我去你大爷。
woshangbeizikeshihuoshengshengtengsidea，shizhentamiaodetong。
wosuanshizhidaole，shenmexinsuideganchangcunduan，shenmegoupinvelianqingshen，douburushenshangdetongkulaidezhen。
pingshenmewobeihuohuotengsile，lijiuhanneigezhananhainenghaohaohuozhe?
wodousile，woyongnihuainian?
“xitong，wonengbusibu，huozheniranglijiuhansi，wobaozhengmeitiandaonianta，liantazuzongyiqidaonian。”
zhongshenghuilai，mingqizhixitongyinchayangcuodibangzaiwoshenshang。
suiranbunengranglijiuhansi，danshixitongjilewoyigehuoludefazi——chuming，hongdaozhadeneizhong。
zhiyaowozugouyoumingwang，tajiunengyanzhangwodeshouming。
那真是太好了。
suiranwobenshenzhishiyigeburuliudexiaomingxing，danshiwoketaidongzenmerangyigerenhongle。
lijiuhanzheigeyingdibujiushiwopengqilaidema?
suiranxiangzhijiepubodade，naihe，womingshengshizaitaichou。
zhinengxianwanjiuwanjiuwozheikeliandemingsheng，buranliaogangpuchuqu，zangshuimamingpozijiyishen。
benlaini，zuoweiyigeshibaxianxiaomingxing，woshimeishenmeguanzhudude。
但是我爆过。
zailijiuhandemoxuxia，woheidefazi。
dangshilijiuhangangbeipingxuanweizuinianqingdeyingdi，pingjieyouyidewaixing，jibuchucaidezuopin，huobiandajiexiaoxiang。
wogaoxingdeyaoming，teyimailefengshengdeshicaidasuanhaohaoqingzhuyixia。
yibuxiaoxin，beigouzipaidaoconglijiuhanjialichuqudezhaopian。
suizhierlaide，shigengduozhaopian。
fanshilijiuhanzaidepianchang、fabuhui、huodong，zongyouyigejiaoluozangzhewo。
yingdinvyoudexiaoxibujingerzou，yijingdaolenanyichengqingdedibu。
wohaijidelijiuhanshizenmeshuode。
“yanyan，nizenmezheimebuxiaoxina?”
“ni……nibuhuishiguaiwobugongkaini，guyiranggouzipaidaodeba?”
tashuogongsijinzhitatanlianai，ruguozhidaolewomendeguanxi，xuyaopeichangjuedeweiyuejin。