“xiaohuaa！bunengbaojinga！baojingletamenhuibawozhualemaiqufeizhoude！”
“xiaohuaa，guainver，tamenshuole，dongfangshaoyekanshangnile，zhiyaonijinwanquyese，peidongfangshaoyeheyibei，zheiwubaiwanjiusuanle！guainver，nijiuquyeseheyibeiba！”
duguizhadieqidaidekanzhexiaobaihua。
【xiannvjiejie，yaobuwowanshangquba，zheishiheyibei，babadeduzhaijiusuanle，wubaiwanni。】
xiaobaihuaxindongle，weiweinuonuodegenwoshangliang。
woturanmingbaidongfangfamangneijuhuadeyisile。
yuanzhuzhong，nanzhujialidechanyebianbuheibailiangdao，zaiachengzhishouzhetian。
yinweiwodejujue，fanerjiqiledongfangfamangdexingqu，tagengzaodeduixiaobaihuaxiashoule。
kanlaizheijiushinanzhuduixiaobaihuadebaofu。
danshi，duchangzheidongxizaizheigeshijieyeshiweifade。
gengbieshuoxiatao，gaolidaile。
zandoushishoufagongmin，zheijiugenggaibaojinglea！
wanshang，xiaobaihuazaiwodejiaosuozhixiadaizheliangpinglajiaoshuiqianwangyese。
“nvren，wojiuzhidaonihuilai。”
dongfangfamangyijiushiyishengaodingheisexizhuang，youtouyisibugou，cangyingshangqudouhuidahua。
tagaoyangqitoulu，hexiayikou82niandelafei，xiemeiyixiao。
yanzhongshanguosanfenxiemeisanfenbiyisanfenzhireyifenxiai。
【xiannvjiejie，tashibushifenglea，bushitabiwolaijiantama？】
xiaobaihuazheicijingranmeiyoudiyishijianmannaozifenhongpaopao，haixuehuitiwenle！
可喜可贺！有进步！
“bushinijiwobaxiatao，bizhewolaiheniheyibeima？”
“nilaonianchidailema？youbingjiuzhi，buyaohuijijiyi，woyenenglijie，bijingninianjidale，youtingbudongrenhua，tiqianlaonianchidaiyebushibukeneng。”
dongfangfamangdelianyouheile，yanzhongshanguosanfenliangbosanfenzhennusanfenquweiyifenmanbujingxin。
“xiangjiejinwodenvrenbushao，danshixiangnizheimejiduandehaizhenmeiyou，wochengrennihenyouqu，jiniyigejihui，shuobaniyaoshenme？chulewodeai，wodoukeyijini。”
“neiwoyaodangdiqiushouling。”
东方法盲：？？？
“buxinga？neiwoyaodang**yuanshou。”
东方法盲：？？？
“haishibuxinga？nibuxinga，shuohaodeshenmedoukeyijiwoni？nipianwoa？”
“wojiushuo，nijiushiqipianweichengnianshaonvdesibiantai，younidashu！”
dongfangfamanglianyouheile：“nvren，nibuyaobuzhihaodai！”
dongfangfamangbuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，lianyoubianbaile，taxiemeiyixiao，bijinxiaobaihua，shenchudashou，laileyigebidong。
“nvren，zheijiushinixiangyaodema？”
tadixiatou，shenqingdewangzhexiaobaihua。
wodengzhexiaobaihuataochulajiaoshui，zitayilian！
结果小白花歇菜了。
她浑身都软了！
yanzhonghanqing，xiuqiedekanzhedongfangfamang，zheishenme**deshedinga！
该死的剧情大神！
【xiannvjiejie，tahaoshuaia，tahaoxiangzhendehenaiwo。】
xiaobaihuaxindipiaoqiyikekefenhongaixin。
*de，touhaoteng，yaozhanglianainaole！
jiarenmen，neiyike，famangliwozhiyou0.0000001mi。
“shaqiandaode！nita*liwoyuandiana！nizaoshangshibushichijiucaile！”
“zaizhong，nizuihaochoua！”
“滚！”
“晦气玩意儿！”
zaiwode**shuchuzhixia，dongfangfamanglianheihongliangsebianhuan，jiugenhonglvdengyiyang。
taxiemeiyixiao，jinjindezanzhuxiaobaihuadeshouwan。
“nvren！henhao，nichenggongderenuwole！”
“nvren！woyaochengfani！”
【xiannvjiejie，tazheiyangzhuazhewo，haohaixiu，tahaoyoumeilia！】
xiaobaihuanaozhongdefenhongaixinyuelaiyueduo，wozhinenglengzheliankantawumengmengdeshuangyanmanshixiuse，zuibahaobuliuqingdemaren。
dongfangfamangdoujingdaile，zenmeyourendezuibahebiaoqingshilianggerena！
“nvren！niyehenxiangyaoba，zhudongdian！”