第1章
“taiweixianle...womenhaishichuquba！”
“fangxinhaole，wojitaxiadeyao，jiushiyitouniuyeyaodaomingtiancainengxing！”
yizhenshengyinchuanlai，linwenhuanhuanzhengyan。
zhijianliangdaoshenyingzaiyanqianshanshuo。
ruciyanjingbujinranglinwentongkongjulieshousuo，daoxiyikoulengqihouyizhencitongzhijinaohai，wushujiyifuxian。
huiguyifanhou，linwenhuiguoshenlai。
自己这是穿越了？
shenweidaxuelishijiaoshou，beipinxiamuyanjiuyigexinfaxiandemuqun，quemeixiangdaoyiwaichuanyuedaozhei。
daduanwangchao，yigecongweizailishichuxianguodewangchao。
zhishizheiyuanzhurenzenmejiuzheimewonang。
fuqinguiweijiangnandiyifushang，fukediguo。
budongxiangshoujiusuanle，haibeiweidijiyigenvdedanggouwan！
zheidahunzhiri，beixialemenghanyao。
haishizijideshouzuxiongdi，zhiaiqinpengxiadeyao！
xianzaitayinweiyaowuguoliangsile，renjiaquedangzhetademianfanyunfuyu！
kanzheliangrensihaomeizhuyizijiyijingxinglai，linwenweiweimiyan。
suishuotiangoubudehaosi，duiyuanzhurenyiwangdexingjinggandaotuoqi，danzuoweinanrenlaishuo，youyouxieganchukelian。
zhengdanglinwensisuozhiji，chuangshangdexuyingzhifachulejianjiao。
“ni，nizenmexingle！”
peifengtingdaoxuyingzhizheihuayeshizhuantouyikan。
“草！”
jianzhuang，linwenhuanhuanqishen，dungankouke，suoxingzuodaolenanmuyishangdaolebeicharunsang。
“nimenjixua，woyoubushuohua！”
kanzhelinwendeshensedongzuo，liangrenbujinlengshenduishi，douwangjilenayiwuzheyan。
huiguoshenhou，xuyingzhimianluzenge，“nishibushifengle，sheirangnizuonei！”
“给我滚出去！”
ercikedepeifengyanzhongliulushayi，zaoyishenshoumoxianglepeidaizaiyidaishangdeduanren，zhisuoyimeidongshou，jiushiyoudiangaobuqinglinwencikezhuangshenmefeng。
zhuyidaopeifengdedongzuo，linwenmianbugaise，fangxiachabeizheicaiqishen。
“kannimenjide，nimenkeshiwodezhiaiqinpeng，wozheibushipadaraonimenma！”
“nixianzaijiwogunchuqu，wojiudangzuocishimeifasheng！”，xuyingzhibingweitingchulinwenyanyuzhongdexixuediaokan，zhijiedaduannuchidao。
gounannvtouqinganlilaishuogentameiyourenheguanxi，kezheihuaraoshirangjingliguodafengdalangdelinwendouyouxiechengshoubuzhu。
yigemeiyouxiuchi，xianfazhirenguaishangzijibugaikandao。
lingyigegengshibaiyanlang，xiangyaodongshousharenmiekou。
jiyilizheipeifengshiyiqizhangdadewanban，youyicizhaoreleguiren，linwenhuadaqianshangxiadadian，youzhaofuqintuoguanxijiangqisongdaobianjunbifengtou，zheipeifengcaibimianbeirenchoujinbopi！
dangzhenshiweiyuanzhurengandaokebei。
buguojiranjieletashentizhonghuoyishi，jiubangtataoyaogeshuofa，quandangshentizujie？
dadingzhuyi，linwenxiaozhediantou，“hao，wozheijiuchuqu！”
tuichufangjianlaidaomenkou，linwenyoushishanshanyixiao，shunshoujiangfangmenjiliangrenguanqi。
kanzhelinwenjiuzheiyangtaoli，peifengmozaiduanrenshangdeshouyeshishoulehuilai，yanyuzhijianjinshibuxie。
“孬种玩意！”
“zheimeduonianle，xinggehaishiheyiqianyiyangruanruo！”
peifengyanyujianqueshibeixuyingzhibaileyiyan。
“douguaini，yaobushizheixienianwobatadanggouyiyangjiaoyang，zheicijiuwanle！”
peifengheiheiyixiao，zaicipuzaixuyingzhishenshang，“haomahaoma，yingzhiwocuole！”
“woyidinghaohaobuchangni！”
kexuyingzhiqueshiyouxiekangju，danxinlinwenhuibuhuizuoshenmehuaishi，kejiabuzhupeifengdecinao，kuanwei。
“fangxinhaole，tazheiruanruodexinggegaibule，jueduibuganshengzhangde！”
“mingtianjitaketianzaochichijiuhaole！”
zhanzaimenwaidelinwenzuijiaotingzhefangneideyanyuzuijiaoweiweishangyang，shenhuxijikouqibiandiaozhengqileqingxu。
玩不死你们！
haoyihui，linwenzheicaidiaozhenghaoleqingxu，yifutongxinjishoudemoyang，suibianyimo，doushiyibabitiyanlei。
fulefuxiongtang，zheicaikaikoudashengyaoheqilai。
“niangzia，niweiheyaozheiyangzuoa！”
“niyaoshizhendebuxihuanwodehua，wokendinghuichengquannimende！”
“zongrannimenbunengzaiyiqi，yebubizuochuzheiyangtoumodegoudang！”
suizhelinwenzheiyitongchexinfeideyaohe，qiantangzhengzaibajiuyanhuandebinkedunshilailejingshen，yanlujinguang。
erfangneizhengchanmiandeliangrenbeizheishengyinyijing，tingzheneiwuyangyangdejiaobushengchuanlai，xuyingzhiyiji，shentiyixiazijianyingdedongdanbude。
peifengyemeihaodaonaliqu，yinweixuyingzhishentijiangyingdetongshihaituiletayiba，zhijiejitatuidaoledishang，jiaohaiweilewufashenzhan。
linwentingdaolefangneidedongjing，xinzhongbuyouyixitianzhuwoye，liketuikailefangmen。
yucitongshi，qiantangdebinkeyedouweijuleguolai，touguodakaidefangmen，shensegeyidikanzhelimianzhei。
“yingzhi，nimeishoushangba！”
“niyaoshibuyuanyijiajiwo，nikeyiyuwozhishuo，wohuichengquannimende！”
“wobuqiqiudedaoni，zhiqiunikaikaixinxinde，nengboniyixiaojiuhenmanzule！”
“peifeng，niwoshenweiduoniandexiongdi，woxiwangninenghaohaoduidaiyingzhi！”
linwenzaozanzuleqingxu，zheiyikaimenzhijieshengleijuxia，yifutongxinjishoudemoyang！
cikedepeifenghexuyingzhigenbenfanyingbuguolai，weicengxiangguo，linwenjingrannengxiangchuzheizhongguiji，tashilianlianmiandoubuyaolema？
peifengjinzuanzhequantou，henbudegangcaijiubalinwenjishale，kexianzaishuoshenmedouyijingchile。
suizhelinwendeqingxuzhangxian，zhouweidebinkedoubeilinwenjiganranle。
“haoyiduijianfuyinfu，dahunzhirijingrantouqing，baixialelinwenzheimechiqingderen！”
“xuyingzhinizheigebiaozi，linjiadainibubo，linwengengshishiniweijichu，nijingranzaidahunzhiyezaizheiyushuihuanhe，balinwendangshenmele！”
“huangmiua，bazheiduigounannvbangqilaidiantiandeng，dangzhenshikehen！”
tingzhezhouweidexiurumanmasheng，xuyingzhishanduozhezheixieduichiluodeyanguang，zhijuedexiukuidexiangsi。
shenshouqugouyishan，queyinweiyaoshandaole，wubijiannan，zhidexianglinwenkaikouqiuqing。
“linwen，kuai，woqiuqiunile...bamenguanshang！”
linwenmeiyouchusheng，lianshanghaishiyifutongxinjishou，xinliqueshixiaokailehua！
dajia，meinaozicaidongshou！
“bushi，xianzaijuedexiurenle？”
“touqingdeshihouzenmebujuedexiuni？”
“anzhaodaduanlvfa，nimenzheiduigounannvjiugaiquyoujie！”
zhouweidebinkeyifenyanci，henbudebazheiduigounannvzhijieguale。
peifengbijingshigenanren，qiangchengzheyaoshangdetengtongqishen。
suishouzhuaguoyifuzhegai，huanshiyiquanhushidandandebinke，zhijiequxialeyikuailingpai。
“haonigelinwen，zheimewanshiba！”
“laozigaosunile，nilinjia，wandanle！”