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yunqixiujia，woyuelejigeyunfupengyoulaijialiliaotian。
yourenwenlaogongdenvxiongdi，weishenmehuaiyunqisehaizheimehao。
“ziqizirundehaoa！”
tataishouzhizhewolaogong，yuqiqinni。
“meicifukezhijianwodoupateng，doushitatiqianbangwoshiyingde，wodoubuhaipale。”
huayingangluo，taturanqishenzoudaowoshenbian，guyichuolechuowolongqideduzi：
“baobaonizhidaoma？mashangnijiuyaoduogegegela～”
woshoulideshuibeihualuozaidi，reshuijiandaojiaobeiyemeizhijue。
guaibudechenziqitiwomaiyingeryongpinshi，zongshimaishuangfende。
mingmingmeiyoupeiwoquguofukejiancha，queduisuoyoudeliuchengleruzhizhang。
全场安静。
wuyouyoupangruowurendejixudao：
“ziqishuobuxiangrangwojibierenshenghaizi，meibanfa，wojiuzhinengxianjitashengyigege。”
“niyiweiwolaogongshisheia？yaobushiwohaoxinbatarangjini，nipeijitashenghaizi？”
womengdizhuantoukanxiangshenbiandechenziqi，taquewusuoweidesongsongjian，dangwoshikongqi。
zheiyike，wocaichedimingbai。
yuanlaiwozhishitamenaiqingzhongdexiaochou。
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气氛弥漫着尴尬。
chenziqilawuyouyouzuoxia，yuqitanran。
“xingle，biehushuobadaole。aranhaizaizhei。”
“zanliangcongchuankaidangkujiurenshi，wobanidangxiongdichu，shaozhanwobianyi。”
chenziqifouren，pengyoumensongleyikouqi，xiaozheshuluota。
“youyou，nikaiwanxiaoyaozhenshiyuelaiyuemeifencunle。”
“nixinzhikoukuaidemeishenme，ranranyaoshiduoxianglezenmeban？”
“jiushi，sheibuzhidaonihechenziqishixiongdi。”
jianpengyoumeibatadehuadangzhen，wuyouyouzhijielakaiyiling，zhizhebojingchumijidewenhendao。
“sheikaiwanxiaole，nimenkankanzheishishenme。”
“zaishuole，xiongdichujiule，ganqingbianweierlebuyetingzhengchangde？”
chenziqiyuanbentanrandeyanshenchuxianyisibodong，zhoumeicheguoshafashangdetanzidiudaowuyouyoushenshang。
suihoujiangwohuanzaihuaili，shifenwunaidao：“youyoutashuohuajiushibuguonaozi，nibiefangzaixinshang。”
“kannixingzhibugao，yaobuzanmenchougeshijianchuqulvyou？zhenghaonishuoxiangkanhaihenjiule。”
tidaolvyou，wojiemaoyizhan，xiangqiguowangneijiciqiaohe。