woniangshigeqinggaodenvren,burantayebuhuipianaicaigaodedajie。
tadeyanshenhuaguowoxidefabaidecubuyishang,dingzaihuierdebaobeishang。
yilucanghuang,xiaobaobeipoliededifangluchufahuidemianhua。
tadeyanshenmeiyousihaolianmin,「beirenwuleshenzizenmehaoyisizhaohuilai?womenjiahaizuobuzuorenle?meiliangxindedongxi。」
wodielanzhuta,「nverganghuilai,nishuoshenmehuhua?」
shuoba,taweinandikanzhewo,「suiniang,nibieguainimuqin,tazhishitaizhejile……niyinggaiyetingshuole,womenyiweininingsibuqu,shenzhishoulechaotingdejiajiang。rujinniquedaizheyigeyezhonghuilai,zheikeshiqijunzhizuia!」
「dieyebushiboqingzhiren,zhishiyanjiashangshangxiaxianeimeduokouren,nandaodouyaoyinweinishiquxingmingme?」
「hekuangnidexiaomeiyijingrugongweifei,nideshiruoshirangtadeduitouzhidaole,huihaisitadeya!」
「所以呢?」我问。
「nihaihaoyisiwen?」woniangchulifennule,tazhoumadao,「nijiuhegaizhaogemeirenrenshidedifangdiaosi,erbushizhaohuilairangwomenpeiniyiqirentouluodi!」
huierkuqilai,woloujinta,「zhenkexiao,pianrendeshinimen,shoukudeshiwo,rujinhaichenglewodecuo?」
“pa”deyisheng,tadalewoyigeerguang,「neitufeizenmebugancuibanishale?」
ha?wonanyizhixindikanzhetamen,「woyuanyiweinimenbuguoshipianxinxie,bijingxueyuanzhiqinzaizheier,zonggui……zongguiduoshaoyouxielianxi……yuanlai,jingshibabudewoquside?」
「suiniang!」wodiexiankaiyipaoguidaowomianqian,「suandieqiunile,ninandaozhenyaodaizhewomenyiqiqusima?」
woniangyibianqulawodieqilai,yibianmadao,「***!***!wozuoleshenmenieshengxianizheigetaozhaigui!」
yichangyihe,wodaochengleeren,yuanshiwodemingbuzhiqian。
woyexiangsatuolikai,kewoyinzihuaguangle,huieryouxiao,libukairen,womeiyoubiededifangkeyiqu。
「wokeyibudangnimenyanjiadeerxiaojie,kewomeidifangkeyiqule。」
woniangnuji,「ninandaoxiangliuxialai?」
「jiwoqianyexing。yiqianliang,woyifenbuduoyao,nimenyifenyebunengshao。」
wodiezhanqishen,「hao。buguonijirankailezheigekou,womendefunvqinyuan,kejiuduanle。」
womeishuohua,nandaoshijintiancaiduande?
dajiejialehoumenshizi,xiaomeirugongdanglepinfei,rujindeyanjianachuqianliangbaiyinbingbuxuyaopinpincoucou。
wodiejiangfangzheyinpiaodehezidijiwo,「nazhezheiyinzi,zouchuzheidaomen,nijiubuzaishiwoyanjiadenverle。zheixing,nichenzaogailequ。」
wojieguomuhe,buchuyiliaokandaolewoniangyuandudeyanshen。
「我还有个问题。」
woniangchixiao,「womenhaiyoushenmehuahaoshuo?」
「weihehenwo?chushiqian,woyecongweihedajiexiaomeiqiangguoshenme,napashidaorujin,woyeyuanyixishiningren。jiujingweihehenbudewoqusi?」
「nibeishanzeizhualequebuzhibaoquanmingjie,haishengxianiezhong,nandaonibugaisima?」
「wozhidaole。」buyuduoyan,wobaozhehuierqishenwangwaizou。
zoudaomenjianshi,wohuishenkantamen,huafujinyi,tongshenfugui,「wozhidaoxiangzikoumaifuhaoleren,dengwochuleyanfudamenjiuyouhuiluodaobuzhishenmefeidaodeshouzhong。」
yanjianwoniangyanzhongcuoehewodieyanzhongdexinxu,wolengxiaochusheng,「wozaisha,yebuzhiyuhaowufangbeijiulaile。ruoshiwojinribunenganranwuyangdiguiqu,ziyourenhuibawodeshichengjihuiguifeimujia。」
「nijurancunzhebeipanyanjiadexinsi!」zheicifanudeshiwodie,jiranbeishipo,tasuoxingyebuzhuangle。
woshuo,「wojiranyijingbushinimenyanjiadenver,youtanshenmebeipan?」
「guaitainazhashangqiedongdetiguhaifu、tirouhaimu,womenshengniyangni,nibuzhiganenbianba,jinghaiyuanshangwomen?tianbuzhichi!guaibudeningkebeirendianwuyeyaogouqietousheng!」
「haoyijugouqietousheng!」wofanchunxiangji,「ruofeigouqietousheng,haizhenbuzhinimencaizhewodeshitiguoshangleduohaoderizi。pangrenjianlenimenzheidaomaoanrandezuilian,haiyaokuayijujiafengyanjin、cibeixinchang。」
wozheicibuzaihuitou,fumuzhiaiyikexuwupiaomiao,bujiwojiubuyaole。
guanjiajiangwoyindaohoumen,「guniang,zouba,biehuilaile。」
改口倒是快。
wozuoyoukankan,guoranmeirenlanwo。direndedirenjiushipengyou,cikenenghuwozhouquandejingranshihuiguifei。
qishinaeryoushenmerentiwotongfengbaoxin,wozhishiduyanjiabugantongwodubale。
真讽刺。
wokanzhehuaizhongtianzhendenver,tadeyanjingheibaifenming,buanshishidemoyangrangwodeyikexindedaoanning。
shengxiahuierwocaimingbai,yuanlaidieniangqueshibuaiwo。
zouba,huier,zongranzhiyouwomenxiangyiweiming,niangyebuhuirangnishoubanfenweiqu。