第三章

woniangshigeqinggaodenvren,burantayebuhuipianaicaigaodedajie。

tadeyanshenhuaguowoxidefabaidecubuyishang,dingzaihuierdebaobeishang。

yilucanghuang,xiaobaobeipoliededifangluchufahuidemianhua。

tadeyanshenmeiyousihaolianmin,「beirenwuleshenzizenmehaoyisizhaohuilai?womenjiahaizuobuzuorenle?meiliangxindedongxi。」

wodielanzhuta,「nverganghuilai,nishuoshenmehuhua?」

shuoba,taweinandikanzhewo,「suiniang,nibieguainimuqin,tazhishitaizhejile……niyinggaiyetingshuole,womenyiweininingsibuqu,shenzhishoulechaotingdejiajiang。rujinniquedaizheyigeyezhonghuilai,zheikeshiqijunzhizuia!」

「dieyebushiboqingzhiren,zhishiyanjiashangshangxiaxianeimeduokouren,nandaodouyaoyinweinishiquxingmingme?」

「hekuangnidexiaomeiyijingrugongweifei,nideshiruoshirangtadeduitouzhidaole,huihaisitadeya!」

「所以呢?」我问。

「nihaihaoyisiwen?」woniangchulifennule,tazhoumadao,「nijiuhegaizhaogemeirenrenshidedifangdiaosi,erbushizhaohuilairangwomenpeiniyiqirentouluodi!」

huierkuqilai,woloujinta,「zhenkexiao,pianrendeshinimen,shoukudeshiwo,rujinhaichenglewodecuo?」

“pa”deyisheng,tadalewoyigeerguang,「neitufeizenmebugancuibanishale?」

ha?wonanyizhixindikanzhetamen,「woyuanyiweinimenbuguoshipianxinxie,bijingxueyuanzhiqinzaizheier,zonggui……zongguiduoshaoyouxielianxi……yuanlai,jingshibabudewoquside?」

「suiniang!」wodiexiankaiyipaoguidaowomianqian,「suandieqiunile,ninandaozhenyaodaizhewomenyiqiqusima?」

woniangyibianqulawodieqilai,yibianmadao,「***!***!wozuoleshenmenieshengxianizheigetaozhaigui!」

yichangyihe,wodaochengleeren,yuanshiwodemingbuzhiqian。

woyexiangsatuolikai,kewoyinzihuaguangle,huieryouxiao,libukairen,womeiyoubiededifangkeyiqu。

「wokeyibudangnimenyanjiadeerxiaojie,kewomeidifangkeyiqule。」

woniangnuji,「ninandaoxiangliuxialai?」

「jiwoqianyexing。yiqianliang,woyifenbuduoyao,nimenyifenyebunengshao。」

wodiezhanqishen,「hao。buguonijirankailezheigekou,womendefunvqinyuan,kejiuduanle。」

womeishuohua,nandaoshijintiancaiduande?

dajiejialehoumenshizi,xiaomeirugongdanglepinfei,rujindeyanjianachuqianliangbaiyinbingbuxuyaopinpincoucou。

wodiejiangfangzheyinpiaodehezidijiwo,「nazhezheiyinzi,zouchuzheidaomen,nijiubuzaishiwoyanjiadenverle。zheixing,nichenzaogailequ。」

wojieguomuhe,buchuyiliaokandaolewoniangyuandudeyanshen。

「我还有个问题。」

woniangchixiao,「womenhaiyoushenmehuahaoshuo?」

「weihehenwo?chushiqian,woyecongweihedajiexiaomeiqiangguoshenme,napashidaorujin,woyeyuanyixishiningren。jiujingweihehenbudewoqusi?」

「nibeishanzeizhualequebuzhibaoquanmingjie,haishengxianiezhong,nandaonibugaisima?」

「wozhidaole。」buyuduoyan,wobaozhehuierqishenwangwaizou。

zoudaomenjianshi,wohuishenkantamen,huafujinyi,tongshenfugui,「wozhidaoxiangzikoumaifuhaoleren,dengwochuleyanfudamenjiuyouhuiluodaobuzhishenmefeidaodeshouzhong。」

yanjianwoniangyanzhongcuoehewodieyanzhongdexinxu,wolengxiaochusheng,「wozaisha,yebuzhiyuhaowufangbeijiulaile。ruoshiwojinribunenganranwuyangdiguiqu,ziyourenhuibawodeshichengjihuiguifeimujia。」

「nijurancunzhebeipanyanjiadexinsi!」zheicifanudeshiwodie,jiranbeishipo,tasuoxingyebuzhuangle。

woshuo,「wojiranyijingbushinimenyanjiadenver,youtanshenmebeipan?」

「guaitainazhashangqiedongdetiguhaifu、tirouhaimu,womenshengniyangni,nibuzhiganenbianba,jinghaiyuanshangwomen?tianbuzhichi!guaibudeningkebeirendianwuyeyaogouqietousheng!」

「haoyijugouqietousheng!」wofanchunxiangji,「ruofeigouqietousheng,haizhenbuzhinimencaizhewodeshitiguoshangleduohaoderizi。pangrenjianlenimenzheidaomaoanrandezuilian,haiyaokuayijujiafengyanjin、cibeixinchang。」

wozheicibuzaihuitou,fumuzhiaiyikexuwupiaomiao,bujiwojiubuyaole。

guanjiajiangwoyindaohoumen,「guniang,zouba,biehuilaile。」

改口倒是快。

wozuoyoukankan,guoranmeirenlanwo。direndedirenjiushipengyou,cikenenghuwozhouquandejingranshihuiguifei。

qishinaeryoushenmerentiwotongfengbaoxin,wozhishiduyanjiabugantongwodubale。

真讽刺。

wokanzhehuaizhongtianzhendenver,tadeyanjingheibaifenming,buanshishidemoyangrangwodeyikexindedaoanning。

shengxiahuierwocaimingbai,yuanlaidieniangqueshibuaiwo。

zouba,huier,zongranzhiyouwomenxiangyiweiming,niangyebuhuirangnishoubanfenweiqu。