【zhenexin，yulequanhaizhenshibaorongxingtingqiangdea！zheizhonghuoseyenengshangzongyi。】
【li**tuichujiemu！tuichujiemu！】
【xianzailianzhuangdoubuzhuangyixia，ou～buzhidaobeidilizenmeqifuwomenyanyanni，xintengbaobaowuwuwuwu(┯_┯)】
【meiriyiwen：zheijieshenmeshihoukeyiga？】
【lisuitaiedule，dangzhejingtoudemiandouganchuaiwomenyanyan，beidilikendingdouzhijiedongshoudarenle！】
【zheizhongrenshizenmehunzaiyulequande，zheizhongrenjiuyinggaizhijiejinjianyu。】
【+99】
yuyanqiangrenzheshentichuanlaidetengtong，miansecangbai。
jiaoroudeshenquweiweizhandouzhe，tabanyangzhetou，guzuojianqiang。
yilianweiqudikanzhezhongren，yanzhongshanshuozheleiguang，qingshengshuodao：“shiwozijibuxiaoxincaihuizheiyangzide，nimenqianwanbuyaozeguaisuisuia，tayebushiguyide。”
lushiyanzoujinjiangyuyanfuleqilai，dishengwen“meishiba？”
yuyanyanjinghonghongde，qieshengshengdekanleyiyanlisui，youxunsudixiatou“womeishide，suisuipingshiyemeiyouzheimedajing，jintiankenengxinqingyoudianbuhao，caihui，caihui……”
lisui：zezeze～zhenaosikazuijia“yinghou”。
zheibujiumingbaizhegaosusuoyouren，talisuijiushiedu，xihuandarenma？
shangbeiziyuyanyeshiyiyangdeshuoci，weiyibuyiyangdeshishangbeiziyuyanshizijishuaidaode，danquanwangyijiudouzaishuoshitatuideyuyan。
haohaohao，zheicishiwotuidele？
然后呢？
lisuizhijuedehaoxiao，meirenzhubianxiaobianguzhang，zaichangderendouyouxiemeng，zhibojianwangyouyemengle。
ranhoutazaisuoyourendezhushixiashuodao“buzhuangle，wotanpai，wojiushiguyide，ranhouni？”
“打洗我？”
zhongjiabin：……diyicijianqiuside，zheijiebuhuibeileipishaleba，
【xintengwojiayanyan，doubeili**nongchengzheigeyangzile，haizaititashuohua。】
【womenyanyanjiushishanliang，mamaxintengni。】
【tajiushiguyide！ligouzeijiwosi！！！】
【zheijiebuhuibeileipishaleba！qiucaiqiuyundehenduo，qiusidewohaishidiyicijian。】
【kanyanyandeyangzi，li**kendingbeidilizongshizheimeduiwomenyanyan！】
【pingshimeizheimedajing……zheishiguanfana！jianyizuolaozuodaosi！！！】
lushiyanyongshouzhizhelisui“lisui，wobuxiangzaishuodierbian，nixianzailimajiyanyandaoqian！”
lisuizhanqilaizoujinlushiyan，miandaiweixiao。
zheixiaorongkandelushiyanxinlimaomaode，tazongganjuejintiandelisuiyoudianbutaiyiyang。
然后，
“啪！”
一个巴掌甩了过去。
“黎岁你……”
budengtahuashuowan，lisuiyouyigebazhangshuaileguoqu。
“buhaoyisiya，zheibianyouzhiwenzi，wobangnidasilee，buyongkeqila。”
【**！wangchuantabushixihuanlushiyanma？zenmehaigandataa？youdiangaobudongle！】
【dawojiagegeganma！li**qusi！】
【tapingshenmedawojiagege，wenzidoushitabiandeba！tahaoedu！dengbudaojiuhuidiaoshiba！】
【hahahahahaha，nimenkanlushiyandelianzhongdexiangzhutouyiyang，hahahahaha。】
【dadehaoa，zaojiukanlushiyanbushunyanle！】
【……】
lisuitaishoujilushiyankan，queshiyouyizhiwenziananjingjingdetangzaishouzhangshang。
buguobushizailushiyanlianshangdadaode，ershitazijizhualeyizhiwenzipaisizailushiyanlianshangde。
yuanyinwuta，jiushidanchundekantabushunyan！
tashangbeizizhenshiyanjingbeishihule，caihuixihuanlushiyan，xianzaixiangxiangzijihaizhenshichuna。
renrendouyoufancuodeshihou，bengongyihoudingyaotonggaiqianfei！mibucengjingshouguodeshang，shansizheiliangda**！
wenzi：benlaifeidehaohaode，zenmeturanbeidabaodaizoule……
“neinidawozheibianlianganma！”
“e，zheiyangduichengyidiana。nikanwodadeduoduichenga！”
lushiyanbeiqidaozhenggeliandouhongle，shouzhizhelisui，bantianshuobuchuhua。
lushiyandeshouzhihuanglaihuangqu，lisuiyouxiexinfan，dantayijiuwanchunxiaozhe，yandibudaxiaoyi“shenmebinga？shouzheimedou，yaobuyaowobangnixielea？”
lushiyanduishanglisuideyanjing，xinlifamao，momobashoushoulehuiqu。
tajuedetayaoshizaizhizhezheifengnvren，zhendeyoukenengshouzhibubao！
真是个疯女人！
【hahahahahahaha，xiaosiwole，lushiyandelianzhongchengzhutoule，haohaoxiao。】
【lisuizenmenengzheimeedu！sheilaishenpanta！】
【jiushijiushi，xintengwojiagegeyimiaozhong，woxianzaikanzhewojiagegedelianyoudianxiangxiao。】
【li**！！！sheirangnidawojiagegede！！！】
【xiwangli**chumenbeichezhuang，chifanbeiyesi！heshuibeiqiangsi！】
【……】
zhibojianwangyouyuemayuexiong，lisuizhidangmeiyoukanjian，ziguzidizuodaoyizishangle。
zhuchirenjianqifenbuhao，lianmangzhuanyilehuati。
“haole，jiexialaiwomenhaiyoulingwaiyiweijiabin，suoyidajiabuyaohuixin，womenhaiyoujihuiyingdejiemuzuzhunbeidedajiang。”
“xianzai，dajiakeyiwen2haojiabinwentile。”
lushiyanheyuyanliangrendouganjueganga，tamenmomodiduishiyiyanhou，liangrenyezuolehuiqu。
zheikouqizhinengyanxiaqule。
lushiyandiyigenadaohuatong“qingwen2haojiabin，nidenianlingshi？”
qiranghuidao“23sui。”
cixingdeshengyinyichulai，zhibojiandedanmujiufengkuanggundong，jihubazhanlemanping。
【aaaaaa！rangrangdeshengyin！wojueduibuhuitingcuo！】
【rangrangshoucishangzongyile？！bushiyemeirenshuoya！】
【qishen！！！dalaoa！zheidaoyanshenmebeijingtadounengqinglai！】
【**！zheishengyinhaogourena！】
【shenxingyeduishangle！qiao**，woaile！siha～laogongwolaile！】
zhongjiabinkanzhepingmushangmimimamadedanmu，yedagaizhidaozheiweishisheile——guominyingdi，qirang。
zhihouyuyan，baifeihelinxiaoanwenlechabuduodewentihou，huatongjiuzhuanjiaodaolisuishoushang。
lisuijideshangbeizi，lingyiweijiabinjiaochengye，shiyuyanzhongduozhuiqiuzhezhongdeyige。
zheigerenlisuihenyouyinxiang，shangbeizizongyigangjieshu，tajiubeirentongjinyiyuanle，erzuoyongshizhejiushichengye。
danxianzaidanmushangdouzaishuoshiqirang？！
zheimingzizenmekanqilaineimeyanshuni？
lisuimengdiyijing，taneigeweicengmoumiandejiehunduixianghaoxiangjiujiaoqirang！
不会这么巧吧！
lisuishengyinlvedaihuyi“yangshengjiyouma？”