tabuduangenzhewopeixiao，“xiaoxiao，nishibushishengqileya？ruguonishengqilejiugaosuwohaobuhao？”
“nibiezheiyangbushuohua，wohaipa？”
我翻了个白眼。
不想理他。
haipa？gangcaiqindehuoredeshihouwokemeijuedetahaipa。
wozhengzhunbeitifenshou，meixiangdaosuyaliyegenlechulai。
tacaizhegaogenxieyiluxiaopao，zilaishudilakaizhanghaofujiashidechemen，“hao，songwoyichengba，woyezou。”
“ai，saozi，niyinggaibujieyiwozuoqianmianba，wokeyifanggejinimenting。”
tadeyidihuanglehuangzijideshouji。
shoujiqingxixiangliangditixing，“lanyayizidonglianjie。”
zhanghaogenghuangle，shouzuwucuokanxiangwo，“xiaoxiao，nitingwojieshi，woqishijiulalesuyaliyici，taxianwocheshangdegequbuhaoting，cailianlelanya，niqianwanbiewuhui。”
suyalibuyiweiran，puchiyishengxiaole，“hao，meixiangdao，nihaishigeqiguanyanni？zheihaimeijiehunni，jiudirenjiabantou，zhiyuma？nanbuchengsaozizhendeneimexiaojiaziqi，huijieyizheidianxiaoshi？”
“neinibawojiniludedaohangyuyinbaoshanleba，shengdesaozichicuwuhui，nibuhaojiaodai。”
我恍然大悟。
weishenmemeicizuotadeche，tayaomebuyongdaohang，yaomejiuyaoqiuyongwodeshoujikaidaohang，yuanlaihaiyouzheiyicengyuanyin。
我真是要被气笑了。
benlaishidasuanlilisuosuofenshoude。