第4章
“我肯定不会！”
sumuyanlikexinshidandandipaizhexiongkou。
“yuntian，wojueduibuhuizuochuzheizhongshi，wozheibeizizuiaiderenjiushini，wokendinghuiduinicongyierzhongde。”
sihuchenguaiban，taqingqingchuilexiazhouyuntiandexiongkou。
“taoyan，womenmashangjiuyaojiehunle，buyaoshuozheimebujilidehua。”
“shiya，yuntiange，muyanjiejieduinikendingshijuewuerxindeya。”chenyichengenzhefuhedao。
zhouyuntianweixiaodiantou：“neizuihaobuguo。”
sumuyanconghuailitaochuyigehezidijilezhouyuntian。
“wojinizhunbeilejingxi，benlaixianggennichifandeshihoujinide。”
“jintianshuangyuele，zhinengdangzuobuchangle。dakaikankan。”
zhouyuntianhuanhuandakaihezi，limiantangzheyitiaofeicuifopai，zhouzaoxiangqianzhejinbi，rushouwenrunbingliang。
kanzhehezilidefeicui，zhouyuntiangouchunyixiao。
sumuyanjianzhuang，zheicaiweiweisonglekouqi。
“wojiuzhidaonihuixihuan，wojidenipingrilizongxihuankangezhongfeicuikaishideshipinle，jintiankandaozheimeifopaideshihou，wojiuxiangqinile。”
zhengdangsumuyanweizhouyuntiandetaiduzhuanbianergandaojiaoxingshi，shubuzhizhouyuntianyijingzhidaoletazaishuohuang。
zheimeifeicuifopai，taganggangzaichenyichendeshipinlikanguole。
zheishitamenzaidongnanyalvyou，dushishikaichulaidefeicuiyuanshidazaode。
“nihaijidezheixie？”zhouyuntianwenta。
“dangranjide，nidemeiyijianshi，wodoufangzaixinshangde。”
zhouyuntiantingzhezheixieqinghua，zhiquejuedewubifengci。
“yuntiange，nikanmuyanjiejieduoainia，wozhenxianmuni。”chenyichenyilianyanxiandao。
zhouyuntianbafopaifangzaiyibian，wenyantaimouwen：“niyexihuanzheifopai？neirangnimuyanjiejieyejinimaiyitiaoba。”
chenyichendunshiyouxiewucuo，kanlekanzhouyuntian，youkankansumuyan。
气氛一时有些古怪。
haishisumuyankaikoudapojiangju。
“shuoshenmeni，zheishiwoteyijinimaide，zhijiniyigeren，bujibieren，nicaishiwodeweiyidezuiai，tasuanshenmedongxi。”
chenyichenlimaweiqudibiebiezui。
zhouyuntianshizaibuxihuankantamenyanxi，dishengtanlekouqi：“woleile。”
然后便上楼睡觉了。
zheiyiwan，tashuidebuanwen，banyexingle，kedelihai。
taqingshouqingjiaodixialoudasuanjiebeishuihe。
sheizhiluguochenyichendefangjianshi，tingdaoleyixiebukemiaoshudeshengyin。
“nikantazuihouhaibushimeishi？xianzaishuidekexiangle，tajiuaiduoshidaduanwomen，doujiaonibuyaohuilaile，womenjiuzaijiudianduohaoa，jiubuyongrenzhe......”
“shadidi，nibujuedezheiyanggeng**ma？jiugezheyicenglou......”
“nibushiyehenxihuanma？zheimeyonglidingrenjia......a～”
“heihei，jiejie，haishinihuiwan～”
jinjiezhejiushiwuhuibukanrumudeshengyin。
zhouyuntianshoulideshuibeichadianmeinawen，tazhijuedehoulongganshedelihai，fangfoqianyanwanyudouduzailelitou。
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，zheiduigounannvhuizheimedadan，jiuzaitadeyanpidixiaganzheizhongshi。
zheifenmingshibatayedangzuotamenplaydeyihuan。
简直恶心透顶！
zhouyuntianduanzheshui，shenxilejikouqi，zheicaiyazhizhuxiongyongdenuhuo，xianggemutouyiyang，yibubushanglou。
taxiangqisumuyanganggentazaiyiqineihuier，zhishipengdaotadeshoudouhuilianhong，zaiyiqiyinianlecaitongyirangzijiqinta。
tanlianaizheimeduonianyebuhuiyoutebieyuejudexingwei，zongshibaochizheqingchunyunvdeyangzi。
pangrendougentagensumuyanshichunaizhanshen，shinianruyi，bujinzaiwaiconglaimeiyoufeiwen，nannvpengyouzhishiqianshoudouhaihuilianhongde。
zhouyuntianbenyiwei，sumuyanxihuandejiushitadezunzhong，tadezhencheng。
shubuzhi，zheizhishitaweizhuangzijidemianju。
renjiajiuxihuanwaner**de。
zhouyuntianbuzhidaozijishizenmehuidaofangjiande，takanzheruodadefangjian，guanleyidabeishui，shuiyiquanwule。
kandaofangzaizhuoshangdefeicuifopai，zhouyuntianzhoumei，suishoubatazhijiediujinlelajitong。
然后开始翻箱倒柜。
tabasumuyancengjingsongjitadesuoyouliwudoufanlechulai。
shoubiao、lingdai、yifu、youxiji，shenzhifangzaichuangtouyizhipeizhetadeneizhantaideng......
zhouyuntiantengchulelianggechuwuxiang，caikankanbabadongxizhenglihao。
takanzheliangxiangdongxi，qizhongyidabufen，tazaichenyichenneilidoukandaoguotongkuan。
shouwanzheixie，zhouyuntianyoubazijideyiwuherichangyongpinzhenglilechulai，zhunbeitiqianjiquzangqu。
jiuzaizhenglideshihou，taturanfandaoleyigexiaoxiangzi，limiandoushicongzangqujiguolaidexinjianhemingxinpian。
zhouyuntianxianruhuiyidangzhong。
dangniantayigongzizhulelianggepinkunsheng，yinanyinv。
chenyichengenzhetalailehaicheng，erneigexiaonvhailiuzailezangqu。
zheiyidaluoxin，doushineigexiaonvhaijitajide。
zijicongqingsebenzhuodaorutongjuanjuanxiliu。
shijianzuijindeshiyizhangmingxinpian，taxiezhe：
【gege，yuzhuninxinhunkuaile，amashuochenglidenanhaizixihuanshoubiaojinshi，womeiyouneixieguizhongdedongxi，zhinengsongninyitiaoqinshoubianzhidehada，xiwangnihuixihuan。】
【lingwai，ninbuyongzaijiwoqianle，woyijingzhaodaozhengshigongzuole，keyiyanghuozijihejiatingla，zhuoma。】
suimingxinpianjilaidehaiyouyitiaojingxinfengzhidehada，shangmianhaixiangzheyixiejingyingtitoudehetianyu，bianshangyongyinsibaoguo。
zhouyuntianzaixiangzidibuzhaodaoleta，shouganwenrun，buliaosihua，yikanjiuzhidao，yidingshineigenvhaifeilebushaoxinsizuode。
buzhizende，taturanjuedeyouxiebisuan，yankuangdouyouxiefare。
yigejiangbengaishuyuzijideliwusongjibiedenanren，lingyigequebatashiweizuibaoguidedongxisongjita。
jiuzaiyishunjian，zhouyuntiannaohaizhongmengranqingxing。
tazuiduohaiyouyigexingqijiuyaolikaizheilile，tadeweilaihaiyougengguangkuodetiandi。
neilihaiyougengduoxiangshizhuomaneiyangzhientubaodeshanliangnvhaixuyaota。
tabugaichennizaizheiernvqingzhangdangzhong。
xiangdaozhei，zhouyuntianshenxikouqi，henkuaipingfulefuzadexinqing，shoushangyejiakuailesudushoushixingli。
diertian，talianxilefulijigou，rangtamenshangmenjiangzheixiedongxitongtongjuanzeng。
shangmenerlaide，shitahenshuxidecishanjigoudegongzuorenyuan。
kandaotamianqianshoushichulaideliangxiangshechipin，gongzuorenyuanyouxieweinan。
“zhouxiansheng，zhei，zheixiedongxisihubutaishihejuanjishanquxiaopengyou。”
zhouyuntiannaolenaotou，yeyishidaozheigewenti。
bijingsumuyansongdeliwu，doushiyixiehuaerbushidedongxi，genbenbushihejuanchuqu。
buguogongzuorenyuanyejitatigonglelingyizhongjiejuefangfa。
“ruguoninyuanyidehua，zheixiedongxiwomenyekeyinaqupaimai，dangran，suodedeshouruyehuiyongdaowomendeaixinjihualide。”
“keyi，neijiubaituonimenle。”
xieshangwanbihou，zhouyuntianyeshangshou，bangzhegongzuorenyuanyiqibaliangxiangjuanzengwuzitaidaolediantikou。
qiahaozaizheishi，dianti“ding”deyishengdakaile。
sumuyanconglimiandabuzoulechulai，kanzhedishangdeliangxiangdongxiheshuxidegongzuorenyuan，bingmeiyouhenjingya。
zhishihaoqixunwen：“yuntian，niyoujuanshenmedongxile？”
sumuyanshuozhe，jiuxiangguolaidakaixiangzichakan。