第1章1
nanyoudaxuebiyehouduiwangluozhiboshenshenchimi。
takewangnengyipaozouhong，meigeyuekaowojiejikaizhiboxifen。
womeiyouzhuyijingtou，zaijiaoluochifandemoyangbeijingtouluxia。
woyiwaizouhong，yiyezhangfenershiwan。
nanyouxinxiruokuang，tiwociqugongzuo，biwozaijiazuochibo。
buchubannian，wopangdaoleliangbaijin。
nanyouhexuemeidiaoqingshi，damawoshisifeizhu。
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「baobaomen，woqunapingyinliao，buyaozoukaie。」
woganjuezijideweibuyijingdaolejixian，dannanyoudinghezhaoyijiuzaibutingdijiwoshangcai。
zaibikaijingtouhou，wolazhedinghezhaodaolejiaoluo:「hezhao，wozhendechibuxiale，jintiannengbunengxianjieshuzhibo。」
ranerhuayingangluo，jiuzaodaoledinghezhaodeqiangliebuman。
talengyankanxiangwo:「nibushikoukoushengshengshuoaiwoma，bunulikaizhibozhuanqian，ninashenmehewojiehun？」
woqiangrenweibudebushi:「dangchuwojiushuobuyinggaihezimeitigongsiqianyuede，xianzaimeitianyaokaizhiboshigexiaoshi，wodeshentizhendechibuxiao。」
dinghezhaohenhendidao:「haibushiyinweidangchuniqiangjing，burandehuaxianzaibaohuodeyidingshiwo，nalilundedaonizheigepangzi。」
tingdaonanyouxiayishituluchudepingjia，wotongkongmengdiyishousuo。
dinghezhaofachulenghengsheng:「nandaowoshuocuolema，woyaoshipangdaoliangbaijinjueduiquzisha，rangnijianfeinizongshihanlei，nimeitianjiuzhishizuozaizheilichifan，youshenmekeleide？！」
tasihuxiangshibugoujieqi，jixushuo:「xianzainilianbenzhigongzuodoubuxiangzuole，nibuzhibolewomenlianggechishenmeheshenme，ninandaoxiangdengzhewoyangnima！」
woxiayishidaoqian:「duibuqi，hezhao，nibuyaoshengqile，wojixuzhibojiushile。」
zheijuhuashuochukou，dinghezhaocaixiangshixinqinghaozhuanleyixie。
bujinduiwoluchulegehaolianse，haishenshoumolemowodenaodai:「nihaishitingwohuadeshihouzuikeai。」
weilebimiandinghezhaofahuo，wozhinengkuaisushukou，jiezhehuiqujixuzhibo。
huidaopingmuqian，wobuguangyaoweichirenshe，haiyaozaichifandetongshibaochikeai。
zheishidinghezhaoweiwojingtiaoxixuanderenshe。
cishiyijingshishenye，yigexiaoshiqianwochileshibaohuojimian，wujinxiaolongxiahesanbeinaicha。
qijian，wobutinghezhibojiandefensihudong，yicisuzaoqinminrenshe。
ranerjiuzaiwojijiangguangpandeshihou，dinghezhaolimayoukaimennalewufenjipaiwaimai。
dinghezhaozhanzaipingmuhoumian，duiwozuolegebixuchiwandedongzuo。
woweiweitanlekouqi，jiezhejiangmianqianduijichengshandejipaiwangzuilisai。
zaiwoheshuixiangdinghezhaokanguoqudeshihou，faxiantazhengdizhetouduishoujipingmushaxiao。
bujingyijianliuluchuxingfudeshenqing，lingwoxinzangweiweiyizhan。
budengwoyouguoduodesikao，jiugandaoweibudagushiwucanzhayongchu。
我吐了个稀里哗啦。
mianqiandecanpanshangmanshiwuzi，rangrenburenzhishi。
zhibojiandepinglunqushunjianyongchudapifumianpingjia。
「exinsigerenle，yuanbenshixiangzhaogechiboxiafande，xianzaizhijiejiwokantule。」
「zhubonengpeiwodianqianma，quguanle！taiexinle！」
「zaojiukanzhubobushuangle，zhangdezheimepang，yebuzhidaoshibushihuaqianmaideshuijuntiantianshuaping。」