第一章
wonanyoushigebianzhuangwanghong，
近来赶热度，
kaishizuoqileyige“yulequanyouwoyigejiugoule”debianzhuangshipinheji。
weilezhuazhutazheiboliuliang，
woriyeyingchoudaoweichuxue，zhongyuhuanlaigaojiguanggaoshanghezuo。
xinxiwanfendewogangyaotuikaihuazhuangshidemen，jiutingdaolimianchuanlaiyizhenxiaonaosheng。
“shaochen，xiacigaihuachengsheile？buruhuachengwoba，wokechuixianangedeshencaihaojiule！”
“nixiaoziduonanhuaa，neishuangxiaba，youhuzilachade，yaoshibeitafaxianshuitashangbiandebushishaochenshaobuleyaonaoyidunge！”
xiayimiaozhoushaochenwanweideshengyinxiangqi。
“neijiuniba，kannimeitianneihabagouyangkoushuidouyaoliuxialaile。fanzhengzheihejiyijingzuodaojiushibajile，dengdaojiushijiuji，wojiuhetajiehun。”
yuanlainanyoumeicihuachengbutongderen，
jiuhuirangneirenlaizhaowogongduyiwan。
woniezheneifenyongminghuanlaideguanggaohezuoxieyi，
zhuantoudajileyigemomowuwendexiaowanghong。
“wozheiyoujigeguanggaohezuo，laima？”
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cigudebinglengcongzhijianyilumanyandaoxinzang，
wobuganxiangxinzheishiyuwoxianglianbaniandenanyounengzuochulaideshi。
weibuhaizaiyinyinzuotong，wotuikailehuazhuangshidemen。
limianyoujigewanghonghexiaohukaweizhezhoushaochenxixiao，
jiandaoshiwo，tamenluchuyisibuyichajuedechaofeng。
“you，angenikelaile，jintianshaochenyaobianzhuangchengwo，nikuaikankanxiangbuxiang？”
gufeishigedaweiwangmeishibozhu，tacoushangqianlai，
lianshangdehengroudouzhandouleliangxia。
lvdousideyanjinglitouzheweisuo。
woqiangrenzheexinhoutuiyibu，kanxiangzhengzaihuazhuangdezhoushaochen，
tachaowoweiweizhoumei，shuaiguoyigeshouji。
“zenmecailaia，wozhuangdouhuadaoyibanle，kuaikaishizhiboba，fensidoudengjile。”
hurantayoukandaowoshouzhongdecailiao，
“zheishishenme？guanggaoshanghezuoma？”
wozuanjinlezhizhangwangbeihouyifang，nulipingfuleqingxukaikou。
“bushi，zhishiyixieliuliangshujubale。”
tingdaoshengyincaifaxianwodesangzishayadekepa。
dangniandaxuebiye，zhoushaochenshuotaxiangdangwanghong，
wojiufangqigangdaoshoudegongsiluyongtongzhi，yiranjueranhetayiqichuanglilegongzuoshi。
banianlaiwoyoudangzhuliyoudangpaishe、jianji、huazhuangshi......
tayaozuodezhishichujingjiuxing。
yizhidaoxianzaizhongyuchengweileyigebaiwanfensidedawanghong，yeyoulezijidetuandui。
ketajuran，zheiyangduiwo......
zhoushaochenbunaifandediandiantoubiancuicuwokaishizhibo。
“haigedajiahao，woshinimenzuiaide‘zhuangshenchen’！dajiakanwodezhuang，nengcaichujintianwoyaobianzhuangderenshisheima？”
jingtouyijiaqilai，tashunjianyangqicanlandeweixiaoheguanzhongdazhaohu，
kanzhetayijinghualeyibandezhuang，zhibojianfenfenrehuochaotiandecaiceqilai，
zhidaogufeineibiaozhixingdelvdouyangaizaowancheng，yijingyoubanshurendoudachuletademingzi。
“wohuoleershiduoniandaoxianzaihaimeijianguosheiyouzheimexiaodeyanjing，jueduishineigemeishibozhumeicha！”
“huazhuangshideshouzhenshitaiqiaole，zheiwanquanjiushihuanliana！”
“tamentuanduixinzhaodezheigehuazhuangshizhongroubujinji‘zhuangshenchen’huadehao，zijidezhuangyehaokan，yiren**qiuzhongjiejiechumeizhuangjiaocheng！”
kandaozheixiedanmudezhongroubuyoudedeyideyangqitou，
yongyanshenshiyiwojitadaobeishui。
womeiyoudong，xianzaigongzuoshiyijingcongdangchudeliangrenzhuangdadaorujinsanshijiren，
guangshishenghuozhulijiujitamenpeilesange。
kezheizhongroulailezhihou，zongjuedezijijishuqiang，
youzhangzhezhoushaochendepianai，juedegongzuoshiquebuleta。
bianzongxihuanshihuanwozheigemingmianshangdejingjirenjitahezhoushaochenduanchadaoshui。