wohenanpengyouyiqihuijiajianjiazhangshi。
tamajilewoyigexiamawei——rangwoshouxitahuanxialaidesanshuangwazi。
yinweitatiqiangenwoshuoletamabuhaoxiangchu,woyingshengshengtianzhexiaolianrenle。
danshiwomeixiangdao,wozaitadefangjianli,kandaoleyizhangtahetamagongtongzhuanxiededafenbiao……
上面,有三个女人。
我是二号,92分。
还有一号和三号。
fenbieshi76fenhe89fen。
1.
jiantamazhiqian,zhenghaotiqianyizhoujiukaishijiwodayufangzhen:“womaxinggebijiaochuantong,kenengbutaihaoxiangchu。”
wozhengduizhejingzishiyifu,wenyanhuitoukanta:“youduobuhaoxiangchu?”
tanaolenaotou,yanshenpiaohu:“jiushi……bijiaoaitiaomaobing。”
woxiaolexiao,dangshimeidanghuishi。
zaizenmeshuoyeshipopoma,kanerxifuduoshaodouhuiyoudianbushunyan。
bijing,nagedangmadebutengerzi?
zhiyaoshizhengchangren,zaiqiangshinengyouduonangao?
kedangwozhendezhanzaitajiamenkoushi,wocaiyishidao——wotaitianzhenle。
dangtian,woteyitiqiansanxiaoshiqichuanghuazhuang,tiaoletiaoduanzhuangdemiselianyiqun,zhangduganghaoguoxi,jibuhuitaibaoshou,yebuhuitaiqingfu。
woshoulihailinzhehualewobangeyuegongzimaideyanwolihe,xintiaokuaidexiangzaidagu。
menlingxianglesansheng,limianchuanlaituoxietitadeshengyin。
门开了。
yigetangzheyangmaojuandezhongniannvrenzhanzaimenkou,shangxiadaliangwo,neigeyanshen,jianzhixiangzaicaishichangtiaozhurou——tiaofeijianshou。
“你就是周雨晴?”
wojichuyigeziyiweiwenwandexiaorong:“ayihao。”
tameijiewodiguoqudelihe,zhuanshenwangwulizou,yuqibingleng:“xietaozaixiejudixia,zijina。”
wenyan,wowanyaoqufanxieju,tingjiantaxiaoshengdigu:“chuanzheimeduandequnzi,yebupazheliang。”
zhenghaozaipangbiangangadixiao:“ma,zheiqunzidouguoxile……”
tamameilita,jingzhiwangchufangzou:“chuanhaoxietaojiujinlaiba,fankuaihaole。”
mianduizheiyangdelenglian,woshenxiyikouqi,gaosuziji——ren。
fanzhuoshang,tamaquanchengmeijiwojiacai,daoshibuduanjizhenghaowanliduirou:“nizuijinjiabanduo,duochidian。”
yigongsangecai,lianghunyisu,haiyouyigexihongshidanhuatang。
fangzaiwomianqiandeshiqingchaoyoumaicai,jiaoyanxiarenbeitamahezhenghaolianggerenguafen。
hongshaopaigudejiangyoumingxianfangduole,heihuhudexiangshimouzhonghuaxueshiyanchanwu。
wojialeyixiaokuai,xiandefaku,danhaishiyingzhetoupiyanlexiaqu。
“tingxiaohaoshuonizailvsuogongzuo?”tamaturankaikou。
woganjinfangxiakuaizi:“shideayi,zhuyaozuominshanganjian。”
“nvhaizizuozheixingtaixinkuleba?”tamizheyanjingkanwo,“yihouyoulehaizizenmeban?”
wohaimeixianghaozenmehuida,zhenghaojiuqiangzheshuo:“yuqingtamensuoyoubannianchanjia,erqietabamashuohunhoukeyibangdaihaizi。”
zhuoxia,tadexigaiqingqingzhuanglewoyixia。
wobadaozuibiande“wogenbenmeidasuansanshisuiqianshenghaizi”yanlehuiqu,ganxiaozhediantou。
woyiweizheijiuwanle,meixiangdaogengguofendehaizaihoumian。
fanhou,tamaturancongweishengjianlinchusanshuangwazi,wangwomianqianyifang:“xiaozhoua,womenjiaxiguanshouxiwazi,xiyijixibuganjing。”
我愣住了。
zhenghaoganjindayuanchang:“ma,doushenmeniandaile,xianzaisheihaishouxiwazia?”
tamadengtayiyan:“nidongshenme?xiyijixidewazibutieshen,jiaoqijiushizheimelaide。”
wokanxiangzhenghao,tachongwoshilegeyanse,yisishi“renren”。
xing,weileaiqing,woren。
wodunzaiweishengjian,yongfeizaocuozheneisanshuangchouwazi。
shuilongtouhuahuadeliushuishenggaibuzhuketinglidetanhuasheng——
“zheigunianghaixing,jiushitaishoule,pashibuhaoshengyang。”
“ma,ninbiezheimeshuo……”
“nidongshenme?wokanrenzhunzheni。niqiannvyouxiaolin,**da,yikanjiushishengerzideliao……”
wodeshouzhibeicuodefahong,feizaopaohunzhebuzhidaoshishuihaishiyanleidedongxi,yidiyidizazaishuichili。
wodoumeijiwoqinbashouxiguowazi。
womenjiaxiwazidouyouzhuanyongdexiaoxiyiji。
shuoshihua,zaizheiyishunjian,woxiangjiajitadexin,jiukaishidongyaole。
xiwanwazi,tamazhongyuluchudianxiaorong:“xiaozhoutingqinkuaidema。”
zhenghaosonglekouqi,lazhewoqutafangjian:“nixianxiuxihuier,woqubangwomashoushizhuozi。”
guanshangmen,wozhangshuyikouqi,zhenggerentanzaitadechuangshang。
chuangdanshishenlansede,daizhedandandexiyiyeweidao,kanqilaidaoshiganjingzhengjie。
wohuangusizhou——shuzhuoshangbaizhejibenfalvzhuanyeshu,qiangshangtiezhejizhanglvxingzhaopian,chuangtoujushangfangzheyigexiangkuang,zhaopianlishitahetamadeheying。
“zhenshimabaonanbiaopei。”
woxiaoshengdigu,suishoulakaichoutixiangzhaobenzazhidafashijian。
ranhou,wokandaoleyizhangduizhedea4zhi。
haoqixinqushiwonaqilaizhankai——
《择偶评估表》
shangmiangonggongzhengzhengliezhesangenvshengdexiangxixinxi,xiangshangpincanshuyiyangbeifenmenbieleididafen:
1hao.xingming:linxiaorou;nianling:23;xueli:dazhuan;jiatingqingkuang:xianchengputongyoudi;xingge:wenshun;shengyuyixiang:yuanyishengsantai;zongfen:76fen
2hao.xingming:zhouyuqing;nianling:25;xueli:shuoshi;jiatingqingkuang:chengshizhongchandunv;xingge:youdianqiangshi;shengyuyixiang:30suiqianbukaolv;zongfen:92fen
3hao.xingming:fangya;nianling:28;xueli:benke;jiatingqingkuang:jingshangfuyuyouge;xingge:duli;shengyuyixiang:dingkeqingxiang;zongfen:89fen
zuidixiahaiyouyixingbeizhu:
“2haojiajingzuihao,qimuqinweilvsuohehuoren,duishiyeyoubangzhu,danxinggeyao**,1haotinghuadantiaojianyiban,3haojingjitiaojianzuiyoudannianlingda,haibuxiangshenghaizi。”
“ru2haobupeihe**,keqiyong1haobeixuan,xujinyibuyajiacaili。”
我的手开始发抖。
neixieshuzihepingyuzaiwoyanqiantiaodong,xiangyibabaxiaodao,bazheiyinianlaidetianmihuiyigedezhiliposui。
真是可笑啊——
wo,yigezaifatingshangchunqiangshezhandelvshi,juranbeitamayongsanshuangwaziceshile“fucongxing”,haibeitamenmuzixiangtiaoshangpinyiyangdalefen。
zuihuajideshi,wojurandelezuigaofen。
2.
wosisidingzheneizhangzhi,shouzhibushoukongzhidizhandou。
zhizhangdebianyuanhaiyoumimimamadepizhu:
“2hao(zhouyuqing)youdian:xueligao、jiajinghao、zhiyetimian,muqinshilvsuohehuoren,youzhuyuzhiyefazhan;quedian:xinggeqiangshi、shengyuyiyuandi;jianyi:ketongguojiawulaodongceshifucongxing,biyaoshiyifenshoushiya……”
wodeweilifanjiangdaohai,xiangqigangcaidunzaiweishengjiancuoxineisanshuangchouwazidechangjing。
zheibushijiandandediaonan,ershiyichangjingxinshejidefucongxingceshi!
menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng,woxunsupailezhangzhao,bazhizhehaosaihuichouti,molebalianjiazhuangzaiwanshouji。
“yuqing,womaqieledianshuiguojinichi。”
zhenghaoduanzheguopanjinlai,lianshangguazheneizhongwoshuxide、daizheqianyidexiaorong。
guoqu,wojuedezheishitajiazaimuqinhenvyoujianzuoyouweinandewunai,xianzaicaimingbaineibuguoshitadeweizhuang。
他比谁都得意。
“xiexie。”wojieguoguopan,“nimaduiwoyinxiangzenmeyang?”
郑浩眼神闪烁:
“tinghaodea,tashuonibizhiqianjigeqiangduole。”
“zhiqianjige?”wozhuangzuohaoqidiwaitou,“nihaidaiguoduoshaonvpengyouhuijiaa?”
tamingxianjiangleyixia,suijixiaozherouwodetoufa:
“baobeichicula?doushiguoqudeshile,womaneirenniyoubushibuzhidao,yanguanggaodehen,zhiqianjigedoumeiguotazheiguan。”
woqiangrenzheduokaitachupengdechongdong,chalekuaipingguosaijinzuili。
shejiangaosuwotashicuitiande,danshizaidanaoli,woweitongjiaola。
“nei……tayoumeiyoutebiexihuandeleixing?”wochuixiayanjing,“bijingtashinimama……woxiangtaotahuanxin。”
zhenghaodebiaoqingsongchixialai,tazuodaowoshenbian,shoubeizirandihuanzhuwodejianbang:
“qishihenjiandan,womajiuxihuantinghuade、huizuojiawude。nikannijintianxiwazitajiutinggaoxingde。”
tadunledun,“duile,mingtianwobiaojieyijiayaolai,womashuorangnibangmangzhunbeiwufan……”
wobukesiyiditaitou:“keshiwocaidiyicilai!zheijiuyaowozuofanzhaodaikerenle?”
“xu,xiaoshengdian!”zhenghaojinzhangdikanleyanmenkou,“jiushidabashoueryi。womashuoxiangkankannidechuyi,bijingyihou……”tameishuowan,danwodongtadeyisi——bijingyihouyaosihoutamenyijialaoxiao。
guoquwohuiweizheizhong“yihou”lianhongxintiao,xianzaizhijuedeexin。
“haoa。”woyangqiyigeguaiqiaodexiaorong,“zhenghaogenwomaxuelejidaonashoucai。”
zhenghaomingxiansonglekouqi,qinnidinieniewodelian:“zhenguai,wojiuzhidaonizuidongshile。”
tashenshidibafangjianliujiwoshuiwujue。zaitalikaihou,wolikedakaitadediannao——mimashiwodeshengri,duomefengci。
mingwei“gongzuoziliao”dewenjianjiashenchu,wozhaodaolezhenghaomuqinzaizuihouyigewenjianjialibaocunde“lixiangerxibiaozhun.docx”。
zheigewendangli,xiangxiliezheshengaotizhongfanwei、bixuzhangwodeshidaojiachangcai、qiwangdejiazhuangjine……
limianshenzhihaiyou“meiyuehuiniangjiabudechaoguoliangci”zheizhongliputiaokuan。
woturanmingbaiweishenmezhenghaozongshibuzhehenjididayawo——
dangwoxingfendifenxiangshengsuanlishi,tadandandishuo“nvhaizibietaiyaoqiang”;dangwomaixinqunzishitazhoumei“taibaoluleba”;dangwotichuxiangchuguoshenzaoshitashuo“dengnijiaguolaizaishuo”……
zheibushiai,zheishiyichangjingxincehuadexunhua。
wozhendeyimiaodourenbuxiaqule。