第一章一
xiayutian,lushangdexingrenlaiqucongcong。
woyonggongwenbaozhezhutou,kuaibudeganhuijia。
“fangxinbabaobei,woxinherendoushinide。”
fadongjiweiruodehongmingshengjiazazheyidaoshengyinzhujianyuanqu,danshuxideshenyingkeshikezaiwodexindi,neishiwodenvpengyou。
keshi,wobingmeiyouzaigentatonghua,takouzhongdebaobeiyoushisheini?
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zheiyichangdayulaidetaiyiwai,youyujintianshiwaichubangongjiankehu。
suoxingjiubuhuigongsile,fanzhenghetongyenaxialaile,jintianjiuzaijiahaohaoxiuxiyifan。
keshihuijialushangyudaodeneiyimurangwoxinzhongduleshenmeside。
wo,xuhao,fumuliyi,ziyougenzheshushushenshenshenghuo。
meirenyaodexiaohaiziwairenkanlaizongshitebiededongshi,woyebuliwai。
keneizhendeshidongshima?zhishihaipazaiyicibeipaoqi,erweibeishaonianhuopodetianxingzuochudeweizhuangbale。
suiranbushieshueshen,danyemeiyoushenmepianai,wozhishiyigewairen。
zaiwoyongzhuxuejinshangwandaxue,gentamenshuozhaodaoleyigehaogongzuohou,wominzhidebuzhuodaoshushenyanshenshenchudejietuohefangsongdeshenqu。
queshi,wozhishiyigemeirenaide。
erqueaidehaizi,shizhongxuyaozhengmingzijiyoubeiaidejiazhi。
woyebuliwai,zixiaoduiqingxudeminzhichengweiwotankehudeliqi。
jingzhunnaniekehudexinli,zonghuiqiadaohaochuderangkehuganshoudaorumuchunfengdedaiyu。
meidaoliangnian,wochengweilefengongsidefuzongjian,fuzejingxiaoshangduijie。
queaiderenzonghuibuduandebaaijibieren,gujie,jiushiwopinlemingdequaideneigeren。
gujieshiwodenvpengyou,womenshizaijingxiaoshangjiaoliuhuishangrenshide,tashiwomenhezuogongsideqiantai。
dangshiyinweixiuxibugoutoutengdewopazaizhantingbianyuandezhuozishang,ertaxianxideshouquezaizheishijiwodilebeishui。
yeshineicijingxiaoshangjiaoliuhui,bujiuhouwokaishizhuita,henkuaiwomenjiuzaiyiqi。
budaobanniantacidiaolegongzuo,womenkaishiletongjushenghuo。
suiranwobushihenzanchengtacidiaogongzuo,ketapazaiwoerbianruannuodeduiwoshuochuneiju“woxuyaowodedayingxiongnuligongzuo,buyaorangwoshouweique。”shi,wojiuzhishengxiawobunenggufutadexiangfale。
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“xuhao,jintianzheimehuilaideneimezao?”haimeiguanshangmen,gujiedeshengyinjiuchuanlechulai。
zoujinketing,shenzheshuiyidegujietangzaishafashangwanzheshouji,tayuelaiyuehaokanle,zheizhanglianwoshizhongkanbuyan。
“ng,meikaiche,meixiangdaoxiayule,quanshendoushile,jiubuhuigongsile。bushuozheige,wojinidailedantani。”woduitazhanshileshoushangdedanta。
“fangneiliba,wodengxiazaichi。”gujietoudoumeitai,zuijiaodaixiaozhekanzheshouji。
“kanshenmeni,zheimekaixin。”wotoucouleguoqu。
gujiebeiwodejudongheleyitiao,bashoujiyigai,bawowangwaiyitui,“kuaiquxizao,quanshendoushiyushui,doubawonongzangle。”
woyemeizaiyizheixie,dangshiliangrenzaiyiqishijiuyijingyuefasanzhang:bunengzuotabuxihuandeshiqing,bunengyueshutadeziyou,bunengzaitamianqiantigongzuo。
xishuwan,wozuozaishafashang,yongyujincazhetoufa,guyiyongsuiyideyuqishuodao:“qinaide,wogangganghuilailushangkandaoyidaoshenyinghenxiangni,shengyinyehenxiangni,genrendadianhuashuobaobeideyuqiyehenxiangni。”
huayinweiluo,gujiejinzhangdeshengyinchuanleguolai:“ninaozijinshuileba,wochulejiaonibaobeihaijiaosheibaobei,erqiewojiumeichuguomen,nishibushibianxinle。”
shuowan,tachaowopuleguolai,liangrendanaozhe,wolaileganjue,suishouguanledeng。
gangyoudongzuo,shoushangderoutihaosiyouyishundejiangying,huangruwodecuojue。
erqieqingxideganjuedao,gujiedeshenshangyougangxiwanzaodeneizhongshuiqigan。
turan,zhuozishangdeshoujituranweixinyuyinxiangqi。
tacongmangshenshouzhijieguaduandianhua,suihouchanshanglewodeshenti。
kewoyishidao**bushitachangyongdeneige,shizhuanshu**。
keshi,tagenwoshuoguo,tabuxihuanshezhizhuanshu**de。
weishenmexianzaiyouyouzhuanshu**leni?
这个人是谁?
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“jiejie,sheidedianhua?”wotingxialedongzuo,yuqiyoudianyihuo。
gujiesihumeiyouganjuedaowoqingxuweimiaodebianhua,haizaiwoshenshangjiuchan:“shiyigekefu,qianjitianjiawoweixinyaowojiwofanxiande,baobei,wohuiguoriziba。”
meidengwohuifu,heianzhongdegujiezhunquezhaodaolewodezuichun,chongwosuowen。
wotuikaileta,dakailedeng,cikedegujiezhendehaomeili,weihongdeliandan,weiweiqifudexiongkougengxianxinggan,kouzhongyinweihuxidereqipenzaiwodebojing。
yiwangdewoduiyuzheishihoudegujieshimeiyoudikangnenglide。
keshi,jintianbuduijingdexijietaiduole。
meicuo,wohuaiyigujiechuguile,
gujieyebeiwojintianfanchangdefanyingjinule,“xuhao,nifashenmeshenjing!”tayuqishengying。
woyelailepiqi,“wofashenmeshenjing,ganggangneigedianhuaniweishenmebujie?”
“yigekefudedianhuawoweishenmeyaojie。”
“neiweishenmedadianhuajini?”
“tasaoraowobuxingma?”
“那我给你删掉!”
“xuhao,nigan,niwangledayingwoshenmeleshiba?wojiebujieshiwodeziyou,woshanbushanyeshiwodeziyou!niganpengwoshoujiwojiugennifenshou!”
wodailedai,danmeifangxinshang,douzaiyiqizheimejiule。
kezaiwonaqitashoujideshihou,tamengdiqianglehuiqu,ehenhendeyanshenrangwoganjuedaoyoudianmosheng。
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dangtianwanshang,woshuizaiketingdeshafa,tashuizaifangjian。
zheishiwomentongjuzhihou,diyicifenkaishui。
yiqianmeiyicichaojia,doushiwoxianditourencuo,conglaibuhuiguoye。
diertianzaoshang,tahaizaishuijue,woruwangchangbanzuohaozaofanhou,chumenshangban。
yilianhaojitian,wodouzaibangongshi,womeiyoulianxita,tayemeiyoulianxiwo。
xiabanle,wozuozaibangongshili,fuzadesixuqinzhanzhenaohai。
huaiyizhongziyidanzhongxia,jiuzhinengdengdaizhefaya。
guishishenchadi,wodiyicidakaileyiqianlianggerenjiubangdingdedingweixitong。
gujiegenwozaiyiqihou,tabuchouchibuchouchuan,tanazhewodegongzika,taxiangganshawodoujinquanlidezhichita。
jitamaileche,fangziyeshixieshangletademingzi。
zaiwoshangbantankehubuhuijiashuibangongshideshihou。
tanazhewozhunbeihaodegonglvebingtianxuedidehashikanbingxuedashijie。
zaiwoleidelianfandoumeichideshihou。
tanazhewojitamaiqianpaizhangyoudeyanchanghui,zaiyiqundebaoweixiaweiouxiangnahan。
genwozaiyiqihou,tachuleziyou,shenmedoumeiyou。
woyeconglaimeihuaiyiguota,yinweiai,jiushihuxiangxinren。
danshisuizhewodakailedingweixitong,zheigexinrenkaishizaimanmanbengta。
xitongshangxianshiyigeshougonglipindianshitazuijinchangqudedifang,xiayuneitiantajiuqule。
meiyouyouyu,wozhijiequchelaidaozheigeshougonglipindian。
dianmianzhuanghuangshiribendechajifeng,shitaxihuandefengge。
“xuxiansheng,qingwenninshijiqinren,haishiairenmailiwuni?”
xinggandeshengyinxiangqi,yanqianzhanzheyigeshenzhemibaisedayi,bizhidechunmiankudenvren。
“nirenshiwo?”woyihuo,yanqiandenvrenwomeiyouyinxiang。
yanqiandenvrenturanyanzuiqingxiao,“meiyou,wozhishijuedenixiangwodeyigeguren。”
suiranyouyihuo,danbijingzhishiqiaohe,womeiyoushenjiu,nachugujiedezhaopian,“qingwenrenshizheigenvhaima?”
nvrenkandaozhaopianhou,meitoushaoshaoyizhou,suihoukanxiangwo,zhanyanyixiao。
“xiansheng,zheigenvhaigennishenmeguanxini?zuoweidianzhu,wokebuhuisuibiantoulukehudexinxide。”
tingwannvrendehuida,woxinzhongneikouqisuizhewodefangsongjisonglechulai。
gujiepingshidouxihuanzheixiexiaowanyi,kanlaishiwoduolvle。
“baoqiannvshi,shiwotangtule,zheishiwodenvpengyou,wozuijingentachaojia,keyiweiwotuijianyixialiwuma?”
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kanzhedianzhushunshousaijiwoshoushangdemingpian,【chenyao】,mingzitinghaoting。
zheinvrenyoudianqiqiguaiguai,danmeineimeduoxinsi,woyaohuiqujianwodegujiele。
xinzhongdeyilvdaxiaohou,aiyigengshen,shenzhigengyoukuijiugan。
zheifenkuijiugan,yeshiwomailiwudeyuanyin。
zuoweinanren,wozheizhongzuofataiguoyuxiaoqile。
erqiejintianhaishiwodeshengrini,zaizheizhongteshuderizi,wogengxianggenwoaiderenzaiyiqi。
lushang,woshunbianmailegedangao,
louxia,wozaixiangzhedengxiayaodaigujiequnajiachifan。
menwai,wotingdaolewuzilichuanlailenanrendeshengyin。
“bienao,haohaonong。”gujiedeshengyinyesuizhichuanlai。
wotuimendedongzuotingzhile。