diertianyidazao，sangqingqingjiwofalaixiaoxi。
wenwozuowanzenmetingdianle。
wowenta：”nizenmezhidao？“
sangqingqingmengleyixia，kaikou：”wotingbierenshuode。“
womeiyouchaichuanta，ershishuo：”meidianfeile，nibawofangzainineideqianjiwo，woxianghuangedifangzhu，zheililigongditaiyuanle。“
sangqingqingmeixiangdaowohuitiqizheige。
dazhemahuyanhunongguoqu。
”aheng，wobayaojiehundexinlangfujininaguolaile，nikuaichuanshangshishi，wokankanzenmeyang？“
wodakaimen，menwaibingmeiyousangqingqingdeyingzi，zhiyouyigesuliaodaizizhuangzhezhouzhoubabadeyifu，quanbutuanzaiyiqi。
wobayifunachulai，caikanjianbaisechenshandelingkouhexiukouyijingfahuangbianse，xizhuangxiongkoushangyemanshiyouwuhemeidian。
wowensangqingqing：”zheizhendeshiwodexinlangfu？“
sangqingqingkendinghuida：”aheng，suiranyifushitaibianyilexie，danjiehunzhishiwomenlianggerendeshi，waizaideneixiedongxidoubuzhongyao。“
”nikuaichuanshangrangwokankan。“
weilebuluchumajiao，wotinghuadebayifuchuanzaishenshang，jita**leliangzhang。
xiayimiao，zhibojianliwochuanshangliezhixinlangfudezhaopianbeitamendayinchenglipai，ersangqingqinghezhaoyanchuxianzaishineizuihaohuadehunshadingzhishangdian。
tashenshangchuanzheyijianjiazhisanbaiwandehunsha，erzhaoyangengshichuanzheyishenshougongdingzhidexinlangfu，liangrenzhanzaiyiqiwanruyiduibiren。
bawoyingchendewanruyigexiaochou。
”yijianjibaikuaiqiandejiuyifujiubatadafale，kexiao，tahaizhenyiweiwoyaohetajiehunni。“
zhaoyanzaiyipangxiaozhe：”taneijianyifushiwojiasijichuanlesanniandejiuyifu，wohualeyiqiankuaiqianmaixialaijiudangshisongjitadejianmianlile。“
zhibojiandewangyou：【zenmeban？woyuelaiyueqidainimenjiehunneitianzhenxiangbeichaichuandeshihou，nimenshuo，tahuibuhuiqidaoyao***a。】
【hahaha，jiuyinweiyigewanxiaonaodaoyao***，neizheigenanrenyetaibolixinleba。】
玩笑？
tamenbazheizhongrengewuru，eyidaya，liyongbierendeganqingjiaozuowanxiao？
worenbuzhuniejinshenshangdeyifu。
既然这都算玩笑。
neihunlineitian，woyidingyaosongnimenyigetiandadewanxiao。
kannimensheihainengxiaodechulai。