“xiaowenjienikuaidianlaiba，wozhendeyoudianhaipale。”zhaoshanhedeshengyintingqilaishifenrouruo，fangfoyizhenfengjiunengjiangtachuidaoside。
suxiaowenxianranyebeitadeyuqiheleyitiao，jimangshuodao：“hao，wozheijiulai。”
ranhouhaobuyouyudiguaduanledianhua。
shenmozaiyipangtingdaoletamendeduihua，chadianmeibageyefandoutuchulai。
tashizaiwufaxiangxiangyigedananrenjuranhuiyongzheiyangyifuxiaonverzitaishuohua，zheiyetaiexinleba！
suyaoyaosihuyeduizhaoshanhederouruojingdaile，tacoujinshenmodeerduo，xiaoshengshuodao：“jiefu，nikanzheigesiniangniangqiang，jianzhijiushigeqipa！tashibushiershiyishijidezuihouyigetaijiana？”
shenmobeisuyaoyaodehuadoudechadianxiaochushenglai，talianmangyadishengyinhuidadao：“youkenenge，buguojiusuanshizhangdehaokandehuaxiaren，guziliyezonghuiyouyiguhenjingde，chufei……tashitangguochaotianneizhongleixingde。”
suyaoyaotingleshenmodehua，renbuzhu“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai，ranhoufanbodao：“hushuobadao！mingmingshichigetaotaohaoliangliangcaidui！”
“哈哈哈……”
liangrenshizaishibiebuzhule，turanjianxiaochushenglai。
suxiaowenmanlianjingedikanzhetamen，xinzhongchongmanleyihuohebujie。
tademuguangxunsusaoguoliangren，zuihouluozaitamenyichangkaojindeshentishang：“nimenlineimejinganshenme？”
suyaoyaozuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuyimoxixuedexiaorong，bujinbumandihuidadao：“jiangqiaoqiaohuani，gandidihaizaidengnini，kuaiquyiyuanhongyihongba，fouzebinghaolejiuhongbulele。”
suxiaowenyiting，dunshihuomaosanzhang，tadengdayanjing，nushizhesuyaoyao，lishengdao：“nibieyinyangguaiqide，zaizenmeshuotayesuanshinidegege！”
raner，suyaoyaoquesihaomeiyoubeisuxiaowendenuqisuohedao，fanertiaoxindiyangqixiaba，lengxiaodao：“bie！”
shuozhe，tahaibichuyigezantingdeshoushi，jiezhehaobukeqidijixushuodao：“wobuxuyaoniangpaogege，woyoujiefujiugoule，zheizhongniangpaoyezhiyoujienizheizhishangcaipeideshang。”
suxiaowenqidehunshenfadou，tadeshouzhizhandouzhezhixiangsuyaoyao，gangxiangpokoudama，quebeishenmodeyijuhuadaduanle。
shenmomianwubiaoqingdikanzhesuxiaowen，dandandishuo：“yaoyaoshuodeduia，kuaidianquba，yaoshididibinghaolenijiubuhaohongle。”
suxiaowenwanquanbuganxiangxinzijideerduo，tananyizhixindikanzheshenmo，fangfotashiyigemoshengrenyiyang，nuhoudao：“laogong！nizenmezhantaneibian！”
“yinweiwoshijiefudetiexinxiaomianaoa。”
suyaoyaoxiangyizhishudaixiongyiyangjinjinbaozhushenmodebozi，heiheidexiaozhe。
suxiaowendemuguangsisiluozaishenmoshenshang，tayaxianuqiqingshengshuodao：“laogong，woxianquyiyuankankanshanhe。”
shenmobiaoxiandefeichangdadu，weixiaozhehuidadao：“qubaquba，mingtianbuyonghuilaiyexing。”
suxiaowenwenyan，lianseshunjianbiandehuangzhangqilai，tajimangdao：“neizenmexingni！mingtiankeshiwomendejiehunjinianria。”
raner，shenmosihubingbuzaiyizheigezhongyaoderizi，tayijiudandingdishuo：“meiguanxila，woyouyaoyaohexiaoyapeiwoguojinianrini，erqiewozheizuyuchenghaiyouyiqianmingmeinvni，tamenyekeyipeiwoyiqiguojinianria。nijiuanxinquzhaogudidiba，bijingtakeshinidezhiaiqinpengni。”
suxiaowentingdaozheili，xinzhongdebuanyufaqianglie。tadengdaleyanjing，nuhedao：“biehushuobadao！shenmegoupizhiaiqinpeng，woaiderenyongyuanzhiyouniyige！”
tadeshengyinchongmanlefennuheweiqu，xianranduishenmodetaidugandaofeichangbuman。
suxiaowenjixushuodao：“womendejiehunjinianri，nijingranrangxiaoyizihelinxinyapeiniguo？niyoumeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou？”
“nishenmeganshou？”shenmowendao。
suxiaowenjidekuaiyaokuchulaile，takanzheshenmohaobuzaiyidemuguang，yijihemeimeiqinnidehudong，xinxiangshibeizhenzhaleyiyangtengtong。
“nishibushibuaiwole？”
“aia，laopomeiruotianxiande，zenmenengbuaini？nibushiyaoquzhaonigandidima，kuaiquba，fouzejiuzhendechuyuanle！”shenmojiaxiaodao。
suxiaowenyiyaoya，“hao！nibuyaohouhui！”
suxiaowenquhuanyifuhou，zhijielikaizuyuchengqianwangyiyuanqule。
“呵，女人。”
shenmokanzhetalikailengxiaoyisheng。
“jiefu，nizhendebuzaiyima？”suyaoyaoxiaoshoujita**renbuzhuwendao。
“shuobuzaiyishijia，bijingjiehunhaojinianle，danshitayouyibandexindouzaineigeniangniangqiangshenshang，woshuoduolehaihuishierqifan，chaojiajiejuebulerenheshi，fanershiqinghuiyuelaiyuezaogao。”
shenmoxiangshouzhelaizisuyaoyaode**：“daduoshurenlihunjiushiyinweichaojia，suoyidaozhiganqingyuelaiyuedan，wojiubuchaohendadu，nikantazheibujiujilema。”
“shie，gangcaidouchadiankuleni。”
suyaoyaoxiaodao：“zenmeyang，wo**deshoufahaibulaiba？”
“shufu，shouzhizaiweiweiyongliyidian，jianbangneibianliduyaoda！”
“这样？”
“duiduidui！nihaitingyoudang**shideqianlima，yihoujiujingchangjiwo**dele。”
“xiangdemei！yizhouzhiyouyici。”
“wojinimaibaobaohequnzi。”
“说话算话哦！”
……
医院内。
suxiaowenlaidaozhaoshanhedebingfangwai，tuimenyikan。
好家伙！
zhaoshanhecikekaozaichuangshang，**qiaodelaogao。
看起来非常变态。
“shanhe，nizheishizenmele？”
suxiaowenmeiyoushangqian，jiuzheiyangzhanzaimenkouguanxinwendao。
“xiaowenjie，nilai……a！”
zhaoshanhetingdaosuxiaowendeshengyin，xingfendexiangzhuanguoshen，dandongzuotaikuai，beijuwubadaguodedifangzhijieyitong。
laolaoshishidepahuiyuandi，zheiyanghainengshufuyidian。
“nizenmehuidekuangquanbing？”suxiaowenhaishimeiyoushangqian，pazhaoshanhefabingyaoren。
“womeiyoukuangquanbing！wozhishishuaiguzheleeryi，neigeyongyiyiweiwoyoukuangquanbingzhijiejiwodaleyizhenjuwuba。”zhaoshanheweiqujile，yifurouruodemoyang。
“yishengdoushuoniyoukuangquanbingle，nihaizaisahuang！”suxiaowenyouxienuqidao。
tajuedezhaoshanhecikekendingshishenzhishaoweiqingxinglexie。
fabingdejilvhaishihendade。
tajiuzuozailitahenyuandedifang，ouerliaoliaotian。
tamenmeizhuyidao，menwaiyishuangyanjingzhengzaidingzhetamen。
另一边。
shenmoquanshenfangsongshufujile，yiqunmeinvyonghuzhetahesuyaoyaozouchuzuyucheng。
hurantadedianhua**xiangqi。
“laoda，yaobuyaowojinquzaijitalaiyizhenjuwuba？”
shenmolehehede，“keyi，jideyongdianliaxiaobao，dengtachuyuanhounibafushendezheigeyishengshunbiansongjinjianyu，zengjiazengjianidegongde。”
“heiheishoudao！dagebanwanshilewoyaochijitui。”
“可以。”
gualedianhuahou，shenmojuedezheiyemingxingxide，pangbianhaiyougemeinvxiaohuaxiangban。
buquzuodianshenmedehuajianzhishirenshengdeyidasunshi。
“yaoyao，zou！jiefudainiquwandianbuyiyangde”
“youyoushenmehaowande！”suyaoyaoyanjingyiliang。
“夜骑！”
suyaoyaodao：“womeimotuochejiashizhengai！”
“bukenenga，nibushic1ddejiazhaoma？”shenmohaoqidao。
“可惜了啊。”
suyaoyaodao：“kexishenme，nidaiwoqudoudoufengbujiuxingle！”
“那好我们走起！”
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