jieguokexiangerzhi,suoyourendouyiqizaicilaidaopaichusuo。
mianduijiankonghuamian,zheiliangfuqixiangbuchengrendounan。
shouxianjiushishangliangshangliang,jintianzheishiruhepeichang!
fuqiliangrenkaishichanhui:“womenyijingshenkerenshidaozijicuowu,yuanyinachuliangwanzuoweipeichang!”
“xulvshi,yitaidiannaojiashanglinglingsuisui,zuiduoyejiuqibaqian!
liangwankuaiqian,yijingshifeichangyouchengyile!”
zheilianggejiahuorenzhili,zhiyaodouliyouqianjiunengweisuoyuwei!
zaledongxi,zuiduojiushipeiqianbei!
zheizhongshi,tamenyudaoyebushiganleyihuilianghui!
fanzhengzhiyaoqiandaowei,jiumeiyoujiejuebuledeshi!
yaoshianzhaoliangfuqizheimeshuo,zhaojiapeichang,zheiqueshishihenyouchengyi。
keshixinliwohuo,zheishijuebunengjiucisuanle。
meigerenzaledongxipeidianqianjiuwanshi,renrenruci,zheigelvshishiwusuohailaibulaile!
jintian,bixushajijinghoucaixing!
“十万!”
dangshiwancongxuqingfengzuilishuochulaideshihou,zaichangsuoyourendoulengzhule。
baokuoxiaozhulizainei,tameiyouxiangdaoxuqingfengjingranrucishizidakaikou!
“什么,十万。”
“nishibushiqiongfengle,zhangkoujiushishiwan!”
“zhuata,zhuata,ganjinzhuata,guangtianhuarizhixiajingranganezha!”
lihongdouxiaoshouqingqinglachezheyixiuxiaoshengkaikou:“xulvshi,yaobusuanleba,fanzhengwoyemeiyoushangdao!”
kongqizhong,piaosazhewenruneryoudandandishaonvrouxiang!
xuqingfengyongshoupaipaixiaozhulijianbangroushenganwei:“biepa,wobuhuirangnishouweiqude!”
shuowandingzhelianggefuqi,lenglengyixiao:“ezha?
ninazhiyanjingkanjianwoezhale?”
budengliangfuqikaikou,xuqingfengjiuyijingkaishishuyuzijizuoweiyigelvshidejingcaibiaoyan。
“womenlvsuoneimeda,buchanineidianpeichang!
zheimegennimenshuoba,nimenzalewomenlvsuodedongxi,buxuyaonimenpeiyifenqian!”
suoyourenyileng,zheihuayoushicongheshuoqi。
nijiranbuxuyaorenjiapeiyifenqian,neiganmakaikoujiushishiwan?
xuqingfenghuanhuanzhanqishenlai,yongshouzhizheshenbianxiaozhulishuodao:“zheishiwankuaiqian,shijiwoshenbianzheiweishixilvshijingheguodudipeichang!”
“woshenbianzheiweishixilvshi,shiyimingzaixiaodasixuesheng!
muqianhaiyouyipianbiyelunwenmeiyouxiewan!
zheiyipianbiyelunwen,guanxizhewodexiaozhulinengbunengbaoyanchenggong!
jintianbeinimenzheimeyihe,cuiruodexinlingshoudaoleqiangdachongjihejinghe!
zaiyihouhenzhangyiduanshijianli,meitianwanshangdouhuiemengbuduan!
dazalvsuo,shiyongruanbaoliweixielvshi,jiuzheigeqingkuang,jiushiwennimensuopeiyibaiwandoubuduo?
jingshenpeichangshiwujia,shikanliangweikeliancaitichushiwan!”
xuqingfengyouyijuhuameiyoudangchangshuochulai,neijiushiwuzhifeichangkepa!
liangfuqibayanyifan,zuidouwaileqilai:“qie,nizhishiyigexiaoxiaolvshi!
niyiweinishisheia,falvnixiedea!
搞笑!”
xuqingfengyaoyaotoumanmanzuohuizijizuoweishang,mantiaosilidishuodao。
“falvdangranbushiwoxie!”
shuowanyihou,yongshoupaipaizijixiongtangyizhengyancibuyiju!
“danwokeyibaozheng,zaichanggeweimeiyourenbiwogengdongfa!”
zaichangzhirenyouyigesuanyige,sheidoumeiyouzigehexuqingfengtanlunfalvfagui!
yijuhenkuangwangdehua,baliangfuqizhenshezhu!
kouqihetaidushangyoulemingxianzhuanbian,buguohaishijianchishiwantaiduo!
“八万”
“womenyuanyipeibawan,zhishibuzhibawannengbunenghuodexuqingfenghezheiweixiaoguniangliangjie!”
zijidaoshiwusuowei,chaozhelihongdoukanqu!
lihongdouqishiduizheigepeichangbingbuganxingqu,tazaiyideshizheiduifuqishibushipeiqianjiumeishile!