江海市。
neijiang，yipianshanshuozhenihongdehuajieliuxiang。
yiyanwangqu，yipaipaiquandoushifensedengguangdedabaojianhexiyuzhongxin……
xiangzheizhongsirenchangsuo，jinguangeyinyijingsuanshifeichanglihaile，ranerzouzaidajieshangquehaishinenggouyinyinyueyuetingdaoyixiemorenergendeshengxiang。
不由令人老脸一红！
laiwangxingrenjieshixiayishijiakuaijiaobu，dantongshi，queyouxiexinchishenwang，lingrenyubabuneng！
江风习习。
pangbianyitiaoguanchuandongxidejianghe，qizhongnihongshanshuo，yefengzhizhongboguanglinlin……ruguobulaizheiliyici，jueduibuhuiyourenxiangdaosherenxinpozheisigezinengbeiyongzaiyitiaoheliushenshang。
zhibuguo，jintiandeneijiangdaoqueyouxiebutaiyiyang。
唰！
yiliangliangjingchejisutingxia，jiangzheilibaoweiqilai，congcheshangtiaoxialaibushaoshenchuanzhifudejingcha，leilifengxing，ganjinglisuo！
yigegeheqiangshidan，yinrenzhumu！
bushaoxingrenfenfenzhuzu，kanqilehaoxi。
gangyixiache，zhongjingyuanlimajiuchongjinlegedaxiyuzhongxin。
ersuoyoudehuamian，yijingbeihoumiangenshangdesheyingshipaideyiqingerchu！
yiweishenduanxiuzhangdenvjizhezouchulai，miandaixiaorong。
“pingmuqianmiandeguanzhongmennimenhao，jintianshiwomenjianghaishisaohuangdafeideyicifazhizhibo。”
“xiangxindajiayijingkanjianle，womendejingcharenyuanyijingjiangzheilijiwanquanbaoweiqilai，jiexialairangwomengensuilitianliduizhang，daidajialejieyixia，guanyujianghaishijingfangsaohuangdafeidejutiguocheng……”
无疑。
这是一场现场直播。
suizhewangluozhiboxingsheng，xianrujinbushaoguanfangyeqinzixiachang。
yilaikeyizengqianglongguominzhongdeminzuningjuli，dajifanzui。
erlai，guanzhongdashangdeliwuyebeiyongzaiyixieshangmianzijindaobulededifang……
当然……
zuizhongyaodeshiqinghaishidajifanzui，weihushehuizhian！
“kaimenkaimen！doubuxudong！”
“kaoqiangzhan，shuangshoujugao！banimende**doujiaochulai！”
“……”
jingyuanmenleilifengxing，bananxiangdangliluo。
ercike，zhibojianlimianderenshuyesuizhejizhekaibozhihou，renshujijupansheng！
zaiduanduandejifenzhongzhinei，jiuyijingdadaoleshuwanrendechengdu！
dangzhibojianlimiandeguanzhongzaizhuyidaolezheilideqingkuangzhihou，dunshimianshanggeyousecai，danmubuduan……
“**，bushiba，qianzhenzifeilibajiaocaitanxialaiyigexiangmu，gangjianxiangmujinglidairenchuquni……buhuizheimedianbeiba？”
“ze……！laozicaichonglewuqian，buzhidaohainengbunengtui。”
“ei，zheibushineijiangdaome，neilidefancaibucuo，wojingchangqude，kexile。”
“细说饭菜！”
“zheijiahuoyeyoufen，ganjinbatayezhuajinqu！”
“haihaozheicisaohuangwolaopomeishangban……”
“niubilewodege！zheiweigengshizhongliangji！”
zhibojianlimiandedaduodoushibendiren，yizhuyidaolezhibojianlimiandehuamianzhihou，yigegedouraoyouxingzhideguankanqilai。
qizhongshenzhihaiyourendakailuping，dasuanhuitouzhaoyizhaozheiliyoumeiyoushenmelaoshuren……
rihoupayeshibukeduodedetanzi！
cishizhibotuanduiyijingjiahaoleshebei，duoweiyiti，keyishuoweilezheiyicidezhibo，shushishixiazulexueben！
rangpingmuqiandeguanzhongkandeneicaijiaoyigeqingqingchuchu！
dangran，damayeshizhuanyede。
zhijiandaoyitiaotiaodazhangtuizaikongqizhizhonghuangluandehuaguo，yigegeyizheqingliang，kanderenxuemaipenzhang！
zhibojianlimiandeguanzhongdahuguoyin，tongshizhengdayanjing，zixiguanmo……
“buxujiaotoujieer，suoyourenbaotoudunxia！”
“**meishou……nimendeshenfenzhengni，dounachulai！”
yuanbenyizhenjifeigoutiao，cishiqueyehenkuaipingjingxialai。
suizhejingyuanmendegongzuozhankai，bushaoyizheqingliangquanshenshangxiajiuzhishengxiasandiandenvzibeijiaochulai。
baozhetou，yuguanerchu……
buyongduoxiangyezhidaoshiganshenmede。
buguozheixieyizheqingliangdenvrenxianranyedoushilaoshoule，zaoyijingxideyitaoliucheng，wuzhezijidelian，bushuohua，peihejingyuanguaiguaibanan。
daoshiyipangyigegechuanzhehuakuchadeguangbangzinanrenmenbeijingyuanmenyasongchulai，yigegejiaokuliantian。
“bushibaasir，wojiuguolaixigejiaozheiniyeyaozhuawo？tiandiliangxina，wokeshenmeshiqingdoumeiyougan！danchunjiushiweilexijiaoguolaide。”
“anjiushilaitoubenwobiaojiude，anshayebuzhidaoya，angenanbiaojiumiandouhaimeiyoujianshangni，pingshenmezhuawo？”
“wojiushipaojiaotangjiule，shangsanlouhuanhuan，zheiwuhuishibushitaidaleyixie？”
“neishenme，woshiyigeshehuiyanjiurenyuan，danchunjiushiweileyanjiunvrendexinli，womendoushiyouhaoqiejijidejiaoliu，jueduimeiyoushenmefeifenzhixiang！”
“neisha，jingguannikan**ma，doulaoshurenle，wojiushidanchundexiangyaozhengjiushizufunv，rangtamengaixieguizheng，wohecuozhiyou？ nibujiwobanjiangjiusuanle，haiyaozhuawo？”
“woxiangqinde，tashuotagongzuomang，wojiuguolaikankan……”
“……”
好家伙！
zheixierendefayanyigebiyigexuanhu。
jiuchabawoshishouhaizhexiezaizijidelianshangle。
wenyan，bieshuosaohuangdaduiduizhanglitianbuyuanyixiangxinle，jiushizhibojianlimiandeguanzhongdoubuyuanyixiangxin！
nimenzaishuozheihuadeshihou，nengbunengxianbazijidekuzichuanshang？？
“haohaohao，banbengengxinleshiba？xianzaijiekoudounengrangnimenshuodetianhualuanzhuile。”
李天冷笑一声。
zhurucileideshuohuatayijingtinglebuzhidaoduoshaoci，zaojiuyijingqijianzile！
“hehe，xiangqinxiangchuangshangqudewohaishitouyicijian，nizheixiangqinduixiangjiaowushibahao？”
“haiyouni，sanlouhuanhuanjiusuanle，zhidaolimianyounvrennihaichuangjinqu？”
“nibiaojiunaliren？yaobuyaowomenbangnizhao？”
“sheixijiaozibeitoutoude？nixitouhaishixijiao？”
“haiyounizheigezuilipu，taolunxinlixuexuyaorenjiachuanshangqingquneiyi？wodaoshixiangyaozhidaoyixianidaodishitaolundeshenmexinlixue。”
“……”
“zheiliyouyigesuanyige，tongtongdaidaojuzilimianqu！”
litianbunuziwei，paiandao。
“bushi，asir……”
众人哀嚎一声。
buguoquenantaohuihuifawang。
yizhongjingyuanyiyongershang，henkuaijizheixierenkaoshangshoukao！
而李天话音刚落……
呀！！
jiaoluoli，yizhengaokangdenvshenglimayinrenzhuyi。
bingbushicanjiao，queshineizhongjidushushi……daoleyigedingdianzhihoushifangchulaidejiaosheng！
迷醉的很……
嗯！？
还有漏网之鱼！！