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zaijiezuihouyigesheyingkedan，wojiuzangouqunvyoudecailile。
meixiangdaodenglaidequeshi，nvyougenzhebaiyueguanglaiyiqipaiyuzhiyunzhao。
nvyouxinxudiyaoqiubawohuandiao。
“yunzhaozheizhongdachidudezhaopianzenmenengrangyigenansheyingshipai！”
erwoyongshilizhanshizijidezhuanye，mianseruchangdizhihuitamenkeyigengqinmiyixie。
“lai，zhangfukeyiqinyixiaqizi。”
nvyouqueturanjile，tuikailebaiyueguang，wenwo：
“niweishenmebushengwoqile？”
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jintianshiwonvpengyouhongyushideshengri。
zheiyiniantaimang，wojiedekedanpaidemanmandangdang，jihumeitiandoulianzhouzhuan，nanmianshuhuleta。
danshidengwopaiwanjiexialaineizuyuzhiyunfuzhao，wojiuzangouqutadecaili。
woyaohuiqujinvpengyouyigejingxi。
zoudaomenkoudeshihou，woquetingdaoleshuxideshengyin，yishijianyiweizijichuxianlehuanting。
wotingjianwonvpengyoutianmidihegongzuorenyuanshuo：
“tapingshigongzuotaimangle，wozheicilaijiushiweilejitayigejingxi，woxiangyaohezuiaiderenliuxiazuimeizuixingfudezhaopian。”
nandaowohehongshiyuxinyoulingxi，tayeshilaijiwoyigejingxide？
tingdaozheihua，wojihuqueyuedikuaibujindaofangjian。
quemeikandaojingxi，fanershijinghe。
zhijianhongyushibaozhelingyigenanrenyilianjiaoxiu，jixushuodao：
“tayiweijintianshilaipaiwodeshengri**de，genbenbuzhidaoshiyuzhiyunfuzhao。woyaorangtatiqiantongshitiyanxiadangfuqinhezhangfudekuaile。”
shuowan，nanrenwunaidigualexiahongyushidebiliang。
“jintiannishengri，nicaishizhujiao。wozhiyaonenghenizaiyiqi，buguanzenmeyangwodoushikuailede。”
liangrenxiangshitianmiyixiao，haosiwocengjianguodesuoyoulaipaizhaodeqinglvailvyiyang。
erwozhanzaimenkou，quezhijuedexinrudaoge。
我的同事还在感慨：
“nimenzhendetaienaile。nifangxin，womenwanggezuidongzenmepainimenzheiyangtianmidexiaofuqile。”
shia，ruguozheigenvrenbushiwodenvpengyoudehua。
woxiangwozhendehuipaidedexinyingshou。
ketapianpianshiwojihubazijishentizhagan，zhiweizanchuyibaiwancaililaiqutaguomendenvren。
wojihudailengzaimenkou，shouzhijinzuandaofabai，shentiwanquanwufayidong。
beiwotongshikandao，tahaobuzhiqingdimangzhaohuwoguoqu：
“wangge，kuaiguolaia，kehudaole。”
tongshizhuantouduihongyushireqingtuijianwo：
“zheishiwomenjiajishuzuihaodesheyingshi，wangjingning。tajueduinengrangnihezhangfuliuxiazuimeidejiyi。jiaojiwomenwangge，nijiufangyiwangexinba。”
“wangge，zheiweishihongshiyu，hetadezhangfuchengxiuyong......”
我冷笑：
“nibuyongjieshao，tamenshisheiwozhidao。”
同事有些惊喜：
“你们认识啊。”
“shia，wocaishita......”
wokuaiyaoshuochuwodeshenfenshi，hongyushishengyinyixiazijiubagaodaduanlewodehua：
“sheigentarenshia。nalilaidetaojinhude，buxing！bunengrangtapai。”
woyiweihongyushishixinxucaifanyingzheimejilie，zhishaoyinggaihewojieshiyixia。
meixiangdaotaquezhouzhemeixianqidikanzhewo：
“nansheyingshidongpaiyunfuzhaoma？tadoumeihuaiguoyun。”
“zaishuo，yunfuzhaozheimedachidudezhaopianzenmenengrangnansheyingshipaini。wodeshentiwodepifuzhiyouwozhangfunengkan。biedenanrenbuxing。”
“jiwozhaogeshengguohaizidesheyingshilaipai。”
hongyushixiangshizhenjielienvyiyangyaoweilelingyigenanrenshouqingbai。
shenweitazhengpainanyoudewojiuxianggexiaochou，xinlidesuantongfanjiangdaohai。
danchengxiuyonghenshouyong，zuijiaodexiaodouyabuzhu，chongnidimolemohongyushidenaodai：
“meishide，sheyingshiheyishengkeyiliwai。suiranwoyebuxiangqitananrenkanni，danshiweilerangbaobeipaichumeimeidexiaoyunfuzhao，woyezhinengrennaile。”
hongyushijihugandongdipujintadehuaili。
“youni，zhenshiwozheibeizizuidaderongxing。nijianzhitaidadule。”
liangrenwencunlehaoyihuier，hongyushizheicaimianweiqinanduiwoshuo：
“jiranwolaogongtongyile，neijiunilaipaiba。”
wojihuyaozheyahetaqueren：
“suoyitashinilaogong？”
hongshiyutoumeiyourenheyouyu，zhongzhongdianxia：
“duia。tajiushiwolaogong。wolaogongdoufahuale，niyaohaohaopai。”
wodexinyidianyidiandiaorushenyuan。
呵。
meixiangdaoyouchaoyiri，wopaizijinvyoudeyunfuzhaoxuyaotalaogongtongyi。