房间内。
jianghaoxinzhucelegezhanghao。
idwei【jianghupianzi：ximenchuijiang】，suihoukaiqizhibo。
kaiqizhibodezuikaishi，zhibojianneibingmeiyoushenmerenjinru。
bijingshiyigelingjichudezhanghao，erqieyemeishenmeshouyetuijian。
danshi，zheiidbaizaizheili，zhibojianyeshibutingdijinlaiguanzhong。
【tashuodailebusuanji】：“zhenshizaoshangdeneigezhuboa，dundaole！zhubo，jintianhaiyoumeiyoushenmejiemuxiaoguoa？”
【chawoyingdaoheshidao】：“quanwangresoudisan，zhuboyesuanchuxilea，buguonizheiidmeibiyaobajianghupianziyejiashang，sheibuzhidaoa？hahaha，haiyourenzijishuozijishijianghupianzide。”
【yujinxiangmeiyouyujingxiang】：“zhubo，zailaiyibianwanjianguizongbei。”
【xiangxinididi】：“ranjiedajunlaidao！！zhubozhubo，zailaiyibianwanjianguizonga。”
“……”
meicuo，qinyueranzhijiesouleyixia，ranhoujiujindaolejianghaodezhibojian。
yushihu，qinyueranzhibojiandajunyeshifenfenyongrujianghaodezhibojian。
zhibojianrenshuherenqibiaosheng。
danshi，xiangyaorenqidadaoqianwanjibie，chufeirenshuduodaoyidingdechengdu。
lingyigezuijiandandebanfa，neijiushiliwu！
liwukeyiduanzanchengweiredu，liwuduodehua，redupojiyidoushimeiwentide。
qinyueranzanshihuaweiyimingchibo，chizheyexiao，jiuzheimezuozaidiannaoqiankanjianghaohaiyoushenmecaozuo。
kanzhezhibojianrenshuyuelaiyueduo，jianghaoliezuiyixiao：“ganxiezhuweilaidaobirendezhibojian，wanjianguizongdehuajiuxianbuzhanshileba，jintiangaodianbiedejiemuxiaoguo。”
弹幕：
“xingaxinga，zhubohaiyoushenmecaozuo？duolaidianjiemuxiaoguo。”
“genzheresoujinlaide，xiangkankanzheigezhuboyoushabenshi。”
“zhubo，quanwangresoudisana，zhiyoufanfangenwangfenglaoshizainiqianmian，zheipotiandeliuliangniyaoshizaizhuazhuledehua，neigaobuhaojitianjiujiqiyiliangmaibahesuipianle。”
“zhenshigaoxiao，zheiniantoushenmeamaoagoudounengdangzhubo，zheiyixingyeshizhendeyidianmenjiandoumeiyou，quandoushigezhongniuguisheshen。”
“……”
jianghaoxiaodao：“jiexialairuguozhubodebiaoyan，geweijuedehaikeyidehua，neijiulaofanzhuweishuashuaxiaoliwu。”
danmuziranshiyipianmeiwenti。
“看好了。”
jianghaoyoushinaqileneibadajiashifenshuxidemujian。
suizhi，jianghaocuidonglingli，zhijiejinxingyujian。
erzaizhongrendemuguangzhizhong，jingtouqiandejianghaoyoushoutankai，shouxinchaoshang。
neibamujian，jiuzheimeturanzhilileqilai。
jianjianduizhejianghaodezhangxin，zaijianghaozhangxindeshangfangkaishixuanzhuanleqilai。
众人：？？？
弹幕：
“？？？”
“？？？？”
“wucao！wucao！yujian？zheizhuboyoudongxideya！”
“guaiguai，nishizhenyoujiemuxiaoguo，nishizhengaihuoa，zhubojiaoyixia，woxiangzaiwonvshenmianqianjitabiaoyanyishou。”
“666，zhenkeyia！”
“bushi，zheiyoushadea？zheibuhenjiandandeluojima？jianbingshangmianyouyigentoumingdexianshuanzhe，jirenyingzaoyifuxuankongyujiandejiaxiang，henyibana。”
“……”
“咳咳。”
cishicike，qinyuerankandaozheiyimu，renbuzhubeimalatangqiangdaole。
“zheijiahuo……yujiandouhuile？”
tahaishirenbuzhuyouxiezhenjingde。
qinyuerannengquedingjianghaoshilianqiqi。
lianqiqi，buguoshiganggangjinruxiuxianjiedemenjianbale。
keyishuo，jishinishilianqiqishijie，zhiyaomeizhuji，nibiqiputongrenyebuguojiushiliqidayixie，nenggoushaoweishiyongyixiechaofandeliliang。
danshi，xiulianmeineimejiandande。
zheizhongyujiansuiranbijiaojichu，kejibenshangyedeshizhujiqicaiyouzigexuehuiba？
他这就会了？
nandao，zheijiahuobujiandan，youbeijing？
youbeijinggenzheigeyemeiguanxia。
有点奇怪了。
yuanben，zhibojiandehenduoguanzhongdoujuede，jianghaojiushijianbingshangshuanlegetoumingdeshengzi。
很容易想到。
但是……
suihou，jianghaoyoushoushizhihezhongzhibinglong，wangshentiyoucemengdiyihui。
刷——
suihou，neizaikongzhongxuanzhuandemujian，mengranwangtongfangxiangfeiqu。
zairanhou，jianghaodeshoujiurutongyigelingmindeyaokongqi。
tazhizhenagefangxiang，mujianjiuwangnalifei，shifenzhilinghuo。
zheiyixiaxingzhijiubiandewanquanbuyiyangle。
弹幕：
“？？？？”
“？？？”
“**好帅！”
“bushigemen，nizheijiugaodewoyoudehaohaotounaofengbaoyixianidaodishizenmezuodaodele。”
“haiyouhuahuo？zhubo，jieshiyixiazheishizenmezuodaodea，**！nizheiyujiandeganjue，jiugenwokandedianshijulimiandetexiaojihuyimoyiyanga，zazuodaodea？”
“zhubo，nitemiaodedaodishizhendejianghupianzihaishidazhejianghupianzihuangzidezhengaorena？nibuhuizhenshidaoshangdeba？”
“……”
daliangdedanmuzaibuduandigundong。
tongshi，dadaxiaoxiaodegezhongliwuyeshizaijianghaozhibojianlishualeqilai。
duanduanshijian，zhibojiandereducongshiwanbaozhangdaolebaiwan。
而与此同时。
huangguazhibodetongpingtaiyigezhibojiannei，zaibuduandeshuazhedanmu。
“dajiakuaiquzhibojian66886kanzhuboyujian，zhentamashuai！”
“jiushineigebaitianshizhanwanjianguizongdezhubo，haiyouhuo！kuaiqukan。”
“xiongdimen，buchuibuhei，shizhenyouganjue，neizhuboshouwangnalizhi，jianwangnalifei，erqieshifenlinghuo，buxiangyande。”
“……”
yishijian，zhibojianzaixianguibinyeshipaolexuduo。
zhubowendaoluchulebushuangdebiaoqing。
weishapianpiantadezhibojianyouneimeduorenzaishuani？
yinweitashiyigepingtaibijiaohuodefengshuizhubo。
他确实是学过的。
tahuijiangfengshui，jiangmingge，jiangbagua，gezhongxuanxue，yihuozhegezhongjinji，jiangyixiexuanhuqishendeshiqing。
moufangmianeryan，tahejianghaoshitongsaidaodezhubo。
“bushi……xiongdimen，zheizhongyiyanjiadexiaoxi，zhenyourenxina，pingshiwogennimenjiangdezheixiexuanxue，wodouhuimingquegaosunimen，zhigongcankao，neigemenyoushiwanjianguizong，youshiyujiande，zheibumingxianshigaojiemuxiaoguodema。”
wendaoyeshiwukenaihe：“suanle，neiwoyeguoqugennimenkanyiyan，gaosunimenyixiemendaoba。”
ranhoutayeshijinrudaolejianghaodezhibojian。
“豁。”
yijinzhibojian，tajiukandaolejianghaolinghuoyujiandehuamian。
“henjiandanaxiongdimen，jianshangmianshuanzhetoumingdexian，nimenkenengyourenyaohuaiyile，neiweishenmejiannengfeidezheimekuai，zheimelinghuo……”
wendaoyeshihaobuzhelandeshuodao：“wufeijiushizaizheigezhubopangbian，yejiushijingtouwaiyoubierenzaipeihetakongzhieryi，nengneimedelinghuo，shiyinweitamentiqiancaipaiguohenduobian。”
“congzhiqianwanjianguizongdeshipinyenengkanchulai，zheishiyouzuoguodaliangzhunbeide，zheigemengujishimougedadewanghonggongsizhunbeilipengdemubiao。”
弹幕：
“daogeshuodemeicuo，dajiakanzhibomeiwenti，biegezheifengjianmixinha。”
“xiaosile，guanzhudaogeshijianjiudedouyinggaijuedezheizhubojiushizainaozhewaneryi，nayouzheizhongdongxia？”
“haiyujian？wotemiaodehaihuipenhuoni。”
“……”
wendaokanleyiyandanmudefanying，xinlimianhaishitingmanyide。
然而下一瞬……
jianghaojiuzheimezaijingtoumianqianshenchuyigenshouzhi……
suoyourenjiuzheimeyanzhengzhengdekanzhetazhijianranshaoqileyidaohuoyan。
众人：？？？
“**。”
wendaokandaozheituruqilaideyimu，yeshizhangdazuiba。