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我是遗物解咒师。
jintianzaijikehuchuliyiwushi，shoudaoguxingchenuozougongsisanqianwanjitanvxiongdijiaobaoshijindexiaoxi。
jimangganhuiqu，quefaxiantamenyiqunrenzaiwofangzilibengdi。
mengqianchuanzhewodediaodaishuiyi，diaoxiaodao：
“xiazhi，nizhaobeiyetaixiaoleba，nengmanzuxingchema”
zhongrenhongtangdaxiao，buhuaihaoyididaliangzhewo。
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“zheishouchuanbucuo，songjiwodaiba，nizheimetu，daizheyeshizaojian。”
wobutongyi，beirenanzheguizaibolisuipianshang，bangqilaidiujinlecesuo。
guxingchezewenroudilouzhemengqiandeyao，ditoubuxiekanwo：
“qianqianxihuanshinidefuqi，biebushitaiju！”
wolengxiao，zheishouchuanyinqijizhong，haiweijiezhou，nimenxihuanjiunaquba。
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yijinmenjiukandaomengqianchuanzhewodezhensidiaodaishuiyi，limianzhenkong，yinyuekejian。
tazuozaicanzhuoshangguangzhejiao，guxingcheguizaitadejiaobian，pengzhetadejiaofangzailianshang。
jianwojinlaiguxingcheyanzhongshanguoyisihuangluan。
mengqianyishenshou，jiaoshengdao：
“kuaiguolaibanidiebaoqilai，zuodewoyaoteng。”
guxingganjinzhanqilai，louzhetadeyao，qingroudijiangtabaoleqilai。
mengqianpielewoyiyan，yanzhongtouzhexiexudeyi。
suihouzouguolai，dadalieliedijiangshoudazaiwojianbang，keyijiangquanshenzhongliangdouyaleshanglai，shizhitiaozhewoxiaba：
“zheijiushixiaoxingchedenvpengyoua，kanqilaiyemeishenmechuzhongdeya，zenmebawomenxiaoxingchemideyuntouzhuanxiangni？”
jianbangbeiyadeshengtong，woshanshenduokaile。
meilaijikaikou，jiutingjianmengqianbumanyidizeleyisheng：
“guxingche，ninvpengyouyetaijiaoqingleba，nixihuantanalia？”
shuozhehaiguyitingletingxiong，shangmiandaizhexiexinxiandeqingziwenhen。
guxingcheyanjingnianzaitashenshangpianke，suihouyibajiangwolouzhu，xiaozheshuo：
“栀栀很乖啊。”
zhiyeyuanyin，wobushanzhangyurengoutong。
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danwocengmingquetichubuxihuanjialilairen，yinweihuijingraoneixiedongxi。
“xingche，zenmebugaosuwojialilairenle？”
tingdaowodezhiwen，guxingchemiansemengdiyibian，yinggaixiangqilewocengjingyutadeyuefasanzhang。
mengqianzhengnazheguxingchedebeiziheshui，tingdaowodehua，huitoulengxiao：
“heng，xingchenengrangnizhushangzheimedabieshu，nibuzhiganenjiubale，haizhuangshangle？jianzhidaofantiangang！”
wokanzhemengqianshoulidebeizi，lengleshen。
cengjingyoucihuilaitebieke，kanjianguxingchebeiziliyoushui，biansuishounaqilaihele。
beitakandaohou，lengzhelianzhijiebabeizidiule。
guxingcheshuotayoujiepi，buxihuanhebierengongyongbeizi。
qitapengyoutingdaohoufenfenkaikou：
“jiushia，nvrendezhizua，youxingchezheimehaodelaogongbuzhidaozhenxi。”
“xingchenixianzaihundekezhenbucuo，sanqianwanshuonajiunale。”
“jiudandanshuozheigebieshu，zheilididuankebubianyia，wolaodiedoumaibuqi。”
pengyoumendechuipengrangguxingchetingzhileyaoban，sihuwanquanwangjile，zheigebieshushiwode。
“wodejiushinimende，suibianwan，doubiekeqi。”
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mengqianhaobubihuijinjintiezaiguxingchehoubeishang，erzheigenanrenmeiyousihaodeduoshan。
erguxingcheerchuichuneimohongsekouhongyin，yumengqianzuishangkouhongruchuyizhe。
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“batajiwonachulai，woxiangdai，fanzhengnizheimetudaizheyebuhaokan！”