第一章
恋爱脑最严重时。
shenweigaolengnvshendexiaowan，manzhejiarenluodaiqianwantinanyouhaizhai。
yiji，zaijiubatiaotuoyiwuhailuodai。
shenye，zainanrenmenkuangredehuhanshengzhong，xiaowanhongzheyanyijianjiantuodiaoshenshangdeyifu，tiaozhetiaodougourendewuzi。
yichangyanwujieshu，xiaowanshenshangzhishengqingliangdetieshenyiwu。
tayixiatai，changxiadenghouxujiudehuoyuanjiangheisefengyiguozaitashenshang。
taqianzhexiaowanzoujinxiaxiaodexiuxishi，zhuanshenjiangtaenzaimenshang。
“guaiguai，pahao，xiangle。”
heianzhong，nanrencucaodeshouzhangshuliandichexiaxiaowande**，conghoumiantingshenerru。
xiaowanbushoukongzhidijiaochuanleyisheng，haipadizhuanguotou：
“ni......xianchuquya，zheishimenbian，zoulangliderenhuitingjiande。”
huoyuancoujintaerbian，qingqingtianshitadeerchui：
“fangkaidian，nizaitaishangtiaodewodouyingle，xiangtingtingnideshengyin。”
nanrenshengyindaizhejifenguhuo，xiaowanbaixijiaomeideshenzihenkuairuanchengyitanshui。
tawulididizhumen，zainanrendeyindaoxia，houjianhenkuaifachudongrendejiaomeisheng。
liangrenfanyunfuyuliangci，huoyuancaifangkaixiaowan，bushediqinleqintadelian：
“wanwan，wohaiyaoshangyixiaoshiban，nixianhuijiaxiuxi。”
xiaowandenglianshangdeqingyutuiqu，zheicaihuanhaoyifuwangwaizou。
xingxushiganggangjinglilejiliedeqingxu，tahuanghujianzoucuolu，jinlebuyunxuyuangongjinrudevipbaoxiangqu。
gangxianglikai，jintoudebaoxianglituranchuanchutade**sheng！
“叫得真浪！”
“huogeguozhenaicanleguyier，weilebushuochuguyierdesanwei，tafangqizhenxinhuaxuanledamaoxian，dawanshangdepaoquluxiaowande**shengjiwomenting。”
“nimenshuo，yaoshixiaowanzhidaohuogexihuandeqishishitadesiduitouguyier，huibuhuiqidetuxue？”
xiaowanjiaobuyidun，tahunshenyijiang，naoziyoujimiaodekongbai，zhenggerenruzhuibingku。
“ze，sheirangxiaowantuiguyierzhuilou，haitashuaichengzhiwuren！”
“buguohuogeyeshihenren，taweilejiaoxunxiaowan，zaitamianqianzhuanglesanniandejiubafuwuyuan，zuizhongpiandexiaowanxinganqingyuanweitaluodai，zaijiubatiaotuoyiwu。”
“xiaowanyaoshizhidaotaluodaidejinzhushihuoge！tadatiaotuoyiwudejiubalaobanyeshihuoge，gujiqidexiangxuehuafeiyiyangzhuangqiangsi！”
“huogezheizhao，zhenbiwangshangshuode‘rangnvrenaqiansongbhairangtaaic’haihen！”
zheixierendehuawanrujuleijiangluo，jingdexiaowannaoziwengwengzuoxiang，hunshendexueyefangfoniliuershang。
“duile，huogenibushibaxiaowandaikuanshi，shouchishenfenzhengpaide**shipincundiannaole？tingshuoshigaoqingde！fangfulijixiongdimenkankana！”
“**！guiqiuhuogefafuli！”
包厢里。
huoyuanqingkaozaishafashang，tayanlimeiyoubanfenfangcaikanxiaowandeshenqing，bochunlengmogouqi：
“jishenme，yiercaixinglai。qitianhoushitashengri，wohuihongxiaowanzaineitianbanhunli。”
“daoshiwohuigongbuyierzhuiloudezhenxiang，zaijiangxiaowanluodaihetiaotuoyiwudeshipinfangchulai，jiecitaoyierkaixin，xiangtagaobai！”
“niubi！tiqianzhuhuogebiaobaichenggong！”
“兄弟们干一个！”
baoxianglichuanchuyizhenkuanghuansheng。
xiaowanzaiyetingbuxiaqu，hongzheyanxiaopaochujiuba。
yilushang，xiaowanmozheyanlei，naohailiyizhihuidangzhebaoxiangdeduihua。
yuanlai，hehuoyuandexiangshishiyichangchetoucheweidepianju！
liunianqian，fumushuangwangdetabugujingchengshushushenshenfanduixuanzeliuzailincheng，shiyinweizheiliyouquanguozuihaodenongyedaxue。
tacongxiaojiuxihuanyanjiunongzuowu，shijinhuchimideneizhong。
ketameixiangdao，guyieryexuanlezheisuodaxue。
congchuyikaishi，guyierchixubalingletajiunian。
qijiantabeiguyiertichengguangtou，beiguyierlianzheshanleyigeyuedebazhang。
tacengjingshiguoqiuzhuqitaren，kequandouwujierzhong。
zheiyiqie，quandoushiyinweiguyieryougebaohushen——linchenghuojiadashaoye。
tingshuo，huoshaoanlianguyierxujiu，youyudanxinbiaobaibeiju，huoshaoyizhiweicengzaiguyiermianqianluguolian。
tazhishiyongtaotianquanshimomobangzhuta，shihaomenquanhanjiandechunaizhanshen！
erzaidasanxiaxueqi，guyierzaixuexiaotiantaizhuilou，chengweizhiwuren。
suoyourendouhuaiyishitatuideguyier。
neishitachengshoubuzhubeiwumiedeweiqu，qujiubajiejiuxiaochou，yudaoleshenweifuwuyuandehuoyuan。
tamenyijianrugu，zaihuoyuandekuangmengzhuiqiuxia，tatongyihehuoyuanjiaowang。
neiyinianli，huoyuanduitajihao。
zhidaoyinianbanqian，youheishehuishangmen，bihuoyuanchanghaitafuqinshengqianqianxiadeqianwanzhaiwu。
takanzhehuoyuanwulichanghai，xianxieyaobeikanxiashuangshou，zhongjiushixinruanle。
zaiheishehuideyoupianxia，tayaoyatihuoyuanluodaijinqianwan。
houlai，weilejinkuaihaiwanluodaideqian，tafangqireaidenongkeyuangongzuoxuanzequtiaotuoyiwu。
她曾经幻想过。
denghaiwandaikuan，tayaodaihuoyuanqumudikankanfumu，gaosutamentazhaodaoyishengsuoaile。
kexianzaixiangxiang，tadanchunyuchundexianggexiaohua......
xiaowanbuzhizouleduojiu，shoujituranxiangle。
shijingchengshushuxiaochengdedianhua。
“nifuqindeyiwuzhaodaole，zhiyaonitongyijiajixuejianeigeyaba，wojiubayiwujini，fouzenizheibei......”
xiaochengweixiedehuahaimeishuowan，xiaowanlengshengdaduanta。
“我同意。”