第2章.
doushuoshibuguosan，worenleyaotingting27cipaoxiawoquxunzhaotadechulian。
dangwokandaotashuzhuangtaishangneiliangzhangjingqumenpiao，dangwotingdaotaduiwoshuo：“jirantiqianfaxianle，jiuzhoumojianba，miandezongshuowomeishijianpeini。”
wozhendehenkaixin，woyiweiwomendehunyinyaoliuanhuamingle。
kemeixiangdao，tashizaipianwo！
woyuexiangyuehen，gancuinaqishouji，batamendehezhaofadaoweiboshang，bingqie@lichenxi：bierendelaopobaozhebijiaoxiangshima？
wozheigeqiliankaidadexingwei，zaiweiboxianqijingtaohailang，weibozhijiezhale。
“yingdisuzeduihuadanghongmingxinglichenxi：wodelaopobaozhebijiaoxiangshima？”
热搜直接爆火了。
yaotingtingjidebuxing，yizhijiwodadianhua，xiangrangwochumianchengqing。
kewoyagenbulihui，tayemeiyouzheigenengliyaxiazheigeresou。
woshiguoneipoyoudiweideyingdi，wodejiashiheyaojiaqiguxiangdang，tazhiyaochushouyazhewoderesou，woyidinghuizhongxinrangzheigeresouzhongxinguazaiweiboshang。
genghekuangyaotingtingxianzaihaimianduiyaojiadezhize，tadezongcaideweizhijijikewei，suoyouyaoshiderendoukanzheyaotingtingpiguxiadeweizhi，dengzhejiangtachexialai。
buguowohaishidiguleyaotingtingdeshouduan。
tapairenchadaolewodejiudiandizhi，wogangkaishidasuanxiangshouwoqieyidewancanshiguang，jiubeiyizhenpilipaladeqiaomenshengjidaduan。
wohaiyiweishikefangfuwu，biandakaimen。
yingjiewode，shiyigexiangliangyoutengtongwubidebazhang。
“suze，wohuaiyunle，ruguonibubaresoujichele，wojiubahaizijidale！”
lianshanghuolaladezhuoshaogan，rangwoxinlidehuoqiyecengcengwangshangzhang。
wodingzheyaotingtingkan，yanlideyuanhenrangyaotingtingyouxiexinxu，dantahenkuaitingzhiyaogan，haishiweidemolemoxiaofu。
wolengxiaoyisheng：“niyiweiwohaishizhiqianneigeduiniyantingjicongdesuze？”
“niyaodajiuqudahaole，jiunihelichenxidezheigeguanxi，sheizhidaoniduzilidehaizishibushiwode，jiusuanshiwode，woyebuxiangyao，tashenshangliuzhenidexue，rangwojuedeexin！”
yaotingtingqijile，yangqishoujiuxiangzaijiwoyigeerguang，erwoyanjishoukuaideniezhutadeshou，jiangtawangpangbianyitui。
tameixiangdaoyixiangduitaweiweinuonuodewojingranganfankang，lengleleng，meimuliquanshinuhuo：“haoa，nibieyiweiniyousujiadangkaoshan，wojiunanimeibanfa！”
yaotingtingqichongchongdezoule，meiguojitianwojiadegufenzaodaobodong。
erwosujiayebushichisude，tamenxintengwodezaoyu，dezhiwoheyaotingtingyaolihunhou，yehenhendewangyaojiashenshangsixiayikuairou。
jiuzheiyangjiangchileyizhou，yaotingtingdoumeiyounengrangwosongkou。
taxiangjinlegezhongbanfa，duiwaixuancheng，suzeyoujingshenbinghebeihaiwangxiangzheng，tahelichenxishiqingqingbaibaidepengyouguanxi，zhiqiandeneitiaoweiboshiduilichenxidezaoyao。
dankexideshi，genbenmeiyourenmaizhang。
yinci，lichenxizhihaoqijibaihuaidelaizhaowo。
tazhigaoqiyangdizaiwomianqianxuanyaoyaotingtingjitamaidejiezhi，
“suzege，nihekuni，ningzhezheiyikouqinaodedajialianshangdoubuhaokan，nixianzaishoushou，wohaikeyijinifaqingjian，eduile，wohetingtingyaojiehunle。”
wobuxiedechaofengta：“nibiwodayisui，hanwonamenzidege，duile，zhonghunzuishifanfade，nimenliangjiusuanyaojiehun，zhishaoyeyaodengwoheyaotingtinglihunzhihouba。”
woxiaomimideduitashuo：”lichenxi…zhiyaowobusi，wojiubuhuitongyilihun，wojiushiyaozheiyangyizhiexinnimen。”
lichenxiqijibaihuaideshuo：“suze，nicaishixiaosan，bubeiaiderencaishixiaosan！”
“womenzhiqianshijiniliulianmian，xiangrangnihetingtinghaojuhaosan。”
tayanshenliluzhefengkuang，yanliquanshiduiwodeyuanhen，zheiyangdelichenxibuduijing，woxiayishidewanghoutuileyibu。
lichenximeiyoudong，tazhishiduiwoluchuyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
神经吧！
woanmaleyisheng，zhuanshenjiuzou。
kewogangzoudaolubian，turanyiliangchebushoukongzhidechaowozhuangguolai，wolaibujiduoshan，shenzibeizhuangfei。
zaimimihuhuzhong，wokandaosijicongchelizouxialai，wozhandouzheshouchaotashenguoqu：“jiuming......da120......”
kerangwoshiwangle，sijihulvewodeqiuzhu，tiletiwodeshenti，ranhoutaochushoujidaleyigedianhua：“woyijinganzhaonidefenfule，qianhenkuaijiudaguolaileshiba，fangxinwobuhuixielude。”
shuowantajiulikaile，wojuewangdetangzaidishang，pinjinquanlimoshangshouwanjiandeshoubiao，jiwojiefaleyitiaoqiujiuxinxi。
zheigenenggoujinjiqiuzhudedingweishoubiaohaishiwojiejiwode，dangshiwohaixiaotaduociyiju，meixiangdaorujinpaishangyongchangle。