yeyeshikangmeiyuanchaolaobing，tazouhou，woquyiyuantaipingjianjieta。
nanyoudeqingmeiyishengquebayitijuanxianshuzadaowolianshang。
“签了再走。”
“jianpolandezusunliang，juanxianshitishinimenzheibeiziweiyidezhengjingshiba。”
wohongzheyanjingjujue：“woyeyeshikangmeiyuanchaoyingxiong，sihouyaojinlieshilingyuande！”
taxiaodezhibuqiyao，shenshoujiuquxianbaibu，“haikangmeiyuanchaoyingxiong？linwannibiangushinengbunengzoudianxin？”
“jiutaneichuandabudingyifu、jianlancaiyedeyang，shuotashihanjianwohaixindian！”
“niganpengtashishi！”wochongguoquyibatuikaita。
nanyouquehenhenshanlewoyibazhang：“yigejianlajidesilaotou，nengjinlieshilingyuan？”
“nizaburangtashangtianni？”
“linwanwogaosuni，biejilianbuyaolian，qianleziganjingun，kanjiannijiuhuiqi！”
xuexingweimandaoshejian，wozhijiebotongleyigedianhua。
“shouzhang，yourenshuoyeyebupeijinlieshilingyuan。ninnengbunengdaitongzhimenlaikankan，woyeyepeibupeirangtamenjikegetou？”
dianhuaneitoudeshengyinxiangjingleibanchuanchulai：
“ranglinwanlikedaitayeyezou！danwuleyitigaobieyishi，nichengdandeqima？！”
chengyaoyaolianshangdexiaozhangshunjianjiangzhu。
zhouyanliwanghousuolebanbu，houjiegunlegun。
“演你妈个戏!”
程瑶瑶尖叫起来。
“nalaideyegouzaizheizhuangqiangzuoshi？”
“genlinwanzheijianlajidehunzaiyiqide，bushishipolandejiushichiganshuide，yepeitanzangli？”
tatuomoxingzipenzaiwolianshang，qiangguoshoujiwangdishanghenhenyishuai。
pingmushunjianpolie，tahaibujieqi，taijiaocaishangquhenhennianlexia。
“shenmeshouzhang！nishishouzhangwohaishicixitaihouni？”
“haigangenlinwanyiqipianwo，pei！”
“zijiyeyeshijianlajide，feiyaoshuochengkangmeiyuanchaoyingxiong......”
chengyaoyaomengdijiuzhuwotoufawangmenkouzou，tazhijiaqiajinwotoupi：
“nimenkan！zheifengnvrenyouyixiangzheng！”
“kangrineihuierduoku？zhenyaoshiyingxiong，guojianengrangtadunlajitongjianpingzi？zaogongqilaile！”
wobeitahenhenshuaizaidishang，weizhuiguzhuangzaibingliangdedibanshang，tengdeyanqianfahei。
xiangqiyeyedeyangzi，yanleituranjuedi：“guojiajidefuxujin、weiwenjin，taquanjuanjilexiwangxiaoxue！”
“tashuodangnianhaoduozhanyoumeihuoguoshibasui，derangxianzaidehaizihaohaonianshu......”
chengyaoyaolenglebanmiao，suijigengfengdichuaiguolai：
“bian！jiezhebian！jianlajideyepeitanfengxian？”
“wokannimenzusunliangjiushitianshengdejiaohuaziming！”
zhouyanlizouguolaijugaolinxiadekanzhewo。
“linwannizhenrangrenexin。”
tadeshengyinbitaipingjiandelengqihaibing，“dangchuzhuini，buguoshikannizhengtianzhuangdeyifubushirenjianyanhuodesiyangzi，xiangshishiduonankenbale。”
“shenmejueqiangqingleng？haibushibeiwosanliangxiajiuzhuidaoshoule？zhuangjisheikana？”
wogangchengqibangeshenzi，jiubeitahenhentuidaozaidi。
hounaoshaokezaiqiangshangdelengjiaoshang，yanmaojinxing。
“jiyaoyaodaoqian！tingjianmeiyou？ganjingunguolaiqiutayuanliang！”
tazhuaizhewodetoufabawotuodaotuichepang。
chengyaoyaojianqineifentongyishu，shouzhichuozheqianmingchu：“qianming！xianzaijiuqian！”
lianggehugongsisienzhuwo，shouwanbeiniedexiangyaoduanle。
wopinmingzhengzha：“wosiyebuqian！”
“那就打到你签！”
zhouyanlidebazhangyixiaxiashuaizaiwolianshang，lianjiachuanlai**ladetonggan。
xuexingweihunzhexiaodushuiweiwanghoulonglizuan。
turanyizhenruitongcongzhijianchuanlai。
tabuzhicongnamolaibashoushudao，fenglidedaorenzaiwoshouzhihuakaidaoxuekou。
xianxueshunjianyongchulai，shunzhezhifengdizaibaizhishang。
“你们疯了！”
wohongzheyansihou：“yitijuanxianbixuziyuan！qiangposhifanfade！”
zhouyanlizhuazhewoliuxuedeshouwangzhishangen。
“fa？”taxiaodezhengning，“zaizheili，wojiushifa！”
chengyaoyaobaozhegebozhanzaiyipang，yiliandeyi。
wobeianzaibinglengdecizhuanshang，yanzhengzhengkanzhezijidexueshouyinluozaizhishang。
taipingjiandemenbeituikai，yeyedezhuzhiyishengzhouzhemeizoujinlai：
“zheilishiyiyuan，zaizheinaoshenmeni？”
chengyaoyaolikezouguoqu：“lizhuren！linwanzhiqiandayingjuanyiti，wodouanpaihaojiepoule，shixishengdoudengzhe，taturanfanhuishuawulai！”
wogangyaokaikoufanbo，lizhurenjiulishengxunchi：“yanerwuxin！”
“yitijuanxianshigongyi，duoshaoxueshengdengzhexuedongxi？nituisanzusi，xianghuama？”