zheiyeshitaxunwenjiangchenfuzi,sheizuozhushougoufeipindeyuanyin。
damabenyiweijiangchenzhishiyigehaizi,tadieshigeshamao,fuzihaopian。
jieguo...erbidieqiangbushuo,hairucizhuanye。
damaguzuobumingsuoyi,kanzhejiangchenwendao:“xiaopengyou,zheixiezhendeshidutong?”
“一试便知。”
jiangchenkanxiangjianghuai,“laodie,qunaqianjiazihexiyansuanlai。”
“哦。”
jianghuaisihuyijingkaishirongru‘jiwoerdaza’dejiaose。
tacongdiandongsanlunchexiangnalaiqianjiaziheyitongxiyansuan。
zongtaizhibojianzhuchirenxiaosakandaozheiyimu,likeshenchudamuzhidianzan:“jiangchengouzhuanye。”
“wojiuqiguai,qitafuzidiyishijianqizhesanlunzhaozuihaodejiedaoqushoufeipin,weiyoujiangchendaizhetadiegezhongmaimaimai。”
“dangshikandaodianzicheng、qianjiazi、shepidai、sujiaoshoutaodengdengwupin,wohainenglijie,zheishishihuangzhebibeigongju。”
“weidujiangchenrangtadiegoumaixiyansuan,womeiyouxiangtong,yuanlaishiweilecikezuozhunbei。”
zhuchirenxiaosayueshuoyuejidong,“zhibojiandejiazhangmen,jiangchencikedebiaoxianjiushizuihaodeqinzijiaoyu。“
shuodaozheili,salaoshirenbuzhubuchongdao:“dangran,hejiangchentadiemeitaidadeguanxi,zhuyaoshijiangchenzugouyouxiu。”
“jiangchenwanmeidequanshileganyixingaiyixing,aiyixingjingyixing。”
“zhengrujiangchenshuode,shuhaiwuya,shoufeipinkansijiandan,shizelimiandexuewendazheni。”
“modaobuwukanchaigong,dandanzheiyitiao,jiangchenyijingyaoyaolingxianqitagezudexiaopengyoumenhetamendediele。”
zheishi,jiangchendongzuoshuliandedaishangsujiaoshoutao,wozheqianjiazijiazheyikuaidutongfeitie,jiangxiyansuandaozaishangmian。
“滋啦。”一声。
pingpingwuqi,meiyouyanwu。
damalikechenshidaji:“tong!meiyoumaoyan,wozheishizhentong。”
“nimendeshibeijiagepeiwo!”
jiangchenkanzhedamawunaideshuodao:“ayi,wojinipujiyixia。”
“tongjianbie,qiyi,xiyansuanjiaozaitongshang,ruguoshizhentong,biaomianhuichuqipao。”
“ayi,nikannijiazheitong,pingpingwuqi,maopaolema?”
大妈仔细端详。
guoran,meiyouyidiudiudeqipao。
“qici,jiangtongjiaruxiaosuanyinrongyeli,zhentongdehua,huibianchengbaise。yekeyihuoshao,zhentonghuibiandetonghong。”
jiangchenshuodaozheili,kanxiangshashadelaodie,“laodie,jiayishaoyige。”
“zenme...shao?”jianghuaibujie。
“zhenshao。”jiangchenjieshi。
zheishi,damayijingquedingyijikending,tazheijiushidutong。
damakanzhejianghuai,“buyongnidiejiwoshaole。”
“xiaopengyou,ayiyanzhuole,zheiyiduiguoranshifeitie。”
“zheiliangduifeitie,nijiuanzhaozhongjianchajiashou,ayimainile。”
jiangchenxiaozheyaoyaotou,“ayiburongyi。”
“xianqianshuohaolejiuanshichangjiageshou,bubian。”
zheiyixia,damadaoshibuhaoyisile,kanzhejiangchenkuazandao:“haohaizi,niyihouzhudingbufan。”
“yidingkeyijiangshoufeipinzuodazuoqiang,shenzhikaiquanguofeipinliansuozhandoubuchengwenti。”
jiangchenqianxudao:“jieayijiyan。”
“woruozhenkailequanguoliansuofeipinshougouzhan,daoshiqingayidangwogongsidefeipinguwen。”
damaganmangjujue,“ayihenidieyiyang,fenbuqinghaolaifeipin。”
“niruozhenkaileliansuofeipinzhan,daoshiqingayichigedacanjiuxingle。”
江辰拍着胸脯保证。
cishi,jiangchendezhibojianyijingpoleqianren。
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