第3章

1

bamalihunle,liangrenxianshiweileqiangwojiezhengdetoupoxueliu,youweileyaowodihenbunengtongsiduifang。

“zhenjieer,baogeniliangdoushimamadexintourou,genmamazouba!zhenzhen,mamajinibuzhidegongzhufang,niyaodeaishagongzhuqun,baleiwuxie,haiyoushijiashuijing,mamadoujinimai!baobao,nibushiyizhixiangyaoakma,majinimai,huitoumajinitiantianzuohongshaozhouzijiangzhuti,rangniyirisancanchigegou!”

“chishenmegoua,nidangwoerzishizhua,erzi,genbazou,”wobayibatuikaiwoma:“badainiqudadianwan,wansiquche,erzinibushiaitiqiuma,bajiniqingsirenjiaolian,rangnichengweiashizuichusedeyundongyuan!”

jiandidixindong,wobachenredatie:“womenzhenzhenbushiaipiaoliangma,barangniqinayijinimeitianzuoyitiaoqunzi,baoguanrangwomenzhenjieeryinian365tian,tiantianyouxindechuan!”

womadangjihonglelian,youhewobazhengleqilai。

yanjianliangrenchaodebukekaijiao,wonaiweiweizhanzhandizouchulai:“neitaotaoni,taotaoguishei?”

kongqizhouranningzhi,liangrendouchenmole。

guolehaobantian,jiejieyaozhenzhenruannuonuodiyangqiudao:“mamayaobuwomenbataotaodaishangba,wohetaotaokeshijiemeihua,zhangzheimedadoumeifenkaiguo。meiyoutaotao,wozoudaonadouganjuezixinbuqilai~”

shuodaohoumian,yaozhenzhenhongleyankuang,yifuxuanranyuqi,mashangjiuyaoluoleideyangzi。

womaxintengde,yikouyigexinganbawojieloujinhuaili。

jiulianwobayigedalaoyemenyehenbunengpeizheyiqidiaoyanlei:“qiaowomenzhenjie,zheihaizi,jiushitaishanliang!”

“delebayaozhenzhen,nibujiuxihuanyaotaotaochuandeyoutuyoupohaochendeniqingxintuosu,buyibanma!nixubuxuweia,wojiubutongle,bawoxihuanyaotaotaojiwoxi**wazixiangpenpenhaizeiganjing,zanbayaotaotaodaizheba!fanzhengtayechibuduo,jiuchiwoshengxiadejiucheng!”

wobaxiaodeyilianciai:“shaxiaozi,nianjiqingqingjiuzhidaotengren,huitouniyaoxianmenbajiniyangtiaogou,shenmesamoye、douniuquandoushiyidengyidehuzhu,nijianleyizhundaijian!”

jiuzheiyang,wobalouzheyaodabao,womayongzheyaozhenzhenyilianxingfudiyangzhangerqu。

pojiudelaofangzili,nainaichuizheleimolemowodetou:“nishuonizheishayatou,gangcainizenmejiubuzhengni,hewoyilaopoziguozheiqingkurizi,nizheihaizizenmejueni?!”

wozhuanlezhuanshoulideqianbidao,duizhebitouyouxixixueqilai。

争有用吗?

najiadehaizixiangyaobabamamatengaihaiyongzhengni??

zaishuo,woshimeijiyaodabaoxigoukuchaizihaishimeijiyaozhenzhendanggoupeichen,wojiuqingpinyidianguozijiderizibuhaoma?!

2

qishi,woyebushimeizhengguo。

xiaodeshihou,woyenamen,zenmetongshibamaqinshengde,wodedaiyuhejiejiedemeifabi,hedididezenmeyeyigetianshangyigedixia,nandaowobushiqinshengde?

jiejiekeyichuanshixiazuiliuxingdexiaoxiangfenglianyiqun,woquezhiyouxidaofabaidexiaofu。

didichidaonidehagendasi,woliantianyixiadoushechi。

“zhenzhen,nimingtianshengri,mamajinizhunbeile27fenliwu,dengxiamamapeiniyiqichaihaoma?”

yaozhenzhenweiqudixilexibizi:“keshi,keshimamaquniandoujilewo29fen,jinnianzenmebiquniandoushao,mamashibuaizhenzhenlema?”

womapeizhexiao:“neimamayihuipeiwomenmeizhenzhenqujieshangguangguang,zhenzhenkanshangsha,mamajiujizhenzhendaihuijia,zaijiwomenzhenjieermaiyishenxinyifunishuohaobuhao?”

yaozhenzhenhaixiangbengzhelian,naihezuijiaobuzijuedishangyang。

“xiaohuaidan,jiuhuirangmamaxinlizheji!”

womaqinnidinieleniejiejiexiuqixiaoqiaodebitou,ranhoubataquanjinzijihuaili。

yaozhenzhenzheicaixixiaoyankai,louzhewomadebozi“gege”xiaogemeiwan。

meidaozheishi,wodouhuibazijimaizaibeiwanli,nulibuqukantamen。

是的,我嫌酸。

yinweiwodeshengrijiuzailiangtianqian,erneitian,wochulebipingshiduoshuale7、8shuangxie,zaimeishenmebutongle。

“yaotao,hailengzheganshenme,haibukuaiqubangnijieshouyixia,dishangneimeduobaozhuanghenijieyigerenzenmeshoushideguolai?!”

woshaoweilengleleng,womalvedaixianqideyanshenjiuhaobubijidisheguolai。

yaozhenzhenwuzhezui,tazuojiaoyishenyigou,yiduichaiwandeliwuhezijiu“guliuliu”didaochugun。

“haomeimei,jiumafannige!jiejieahaiyaomangzhechaishengxiade~”

shuozhe,yaozhenzhenhuanglehuangshoulidedanhuangdao。

xiyangdeyuhui,touguochuanghu,wenroudijizuozaiwoshilideyaozhenzhendushangyicengjinbian。

wozhanzaifangjianwai,mizheyandaliangta。

yaozhenzhenzhenxiangyigegongzhu。

napashihewoxiangsidewuguan,yaozhenzhenzhangdegengxiangwoma。

tashenliangxianxi,lianpanxiaoqiao,toudinghaiyougemeirenjian。

gengbuyongshuo,tongyangshixuebaleihehuihua,yaozhenzhenzongnengyawoyitou。

fanguanwo,quejichenglebabadetixing,biyaozhenzhenaibantouhaidaizheyishenyingerfei。

jiuxiangyaozhenzhendeneixiebabiwawa,zuipiaoliangdeneigezonghuibeibaizaicwei。

3

“bibushangyaozhenzhendechuzhong,zhishaowobiyaodabaodongshi,babamamazonghuizhuyidaowo。”

youyiduanshijian,wozongshizheiyanganweiziji。

biqiyaodabaokuangke、meitianhegeshigeyangdenvshengsihun,paowangba。

xuexiaosantianliangtoujiaojiazhang,bushifaliuxiaochakan,jiushibamazhaoliyouweixuexiaojuanqian。

erwo,yongyuanxunguidaoju,meicikaoshichulenadiyi,jiushidiyi。

yushi,babamamazhongyuyouyitianzhuyidaolewo!!!

zhuyidaowochoutiliduidezhengzhengqiqideyitamanfenshijuan。

“yaotaozhei、zheidoushinide?”

womagaogaodiyangqilianggenmeimaodingzhewo,zheidagaishiwozaizheigejialidegaoguangshike。

“是的,妈妈。”

wodadehenqing,henanjing。

napawochengquan,wodezuoshouyiranzaiqingqingdizhandou。

我在等,我在期盼。

夸我啊,妈妈!

renyiziyan,kuai,kuawobamama!

womahuanmandizhoujinmeitou,tashenshendikanlewoyiyan:“haoa,haoa,yaotaonihaiyouzheixinji!”

“nididichengtianpaowangba,nizheigedangjiejiedezuoshibuli,jiazhuangkanbujian。fanguolai,zijiyimenxindipuzaixuexishang,jiuweilexiandeniduomegaoguishima?guoran,niguzililiutangzhezisidexue,xiaoxiaonianjiruciyouxinji,zhenshirangwoxiaoqiaole!”

woduosuozhezuichun,yigejingerdibaishou。

mamawobushide,wozenmehuineiyangxiang,wozhishixiangjinigejingxi,wozhixiangninengkandaowo。

wohuangzhedibihuazhe,rudongzuichunxiangjieshi。

quezaikandaowomamanshijifengdeyanshenzhong,daodizhishizhanglezhangzui。

“qiaonineisongbaoyang,haikaoyibai,ninengyougeshachuxi?!”

huayichukou,womatouyebuhuidishuaimenliqu。

woxiaoxinyiyidijianqizanlexujiudeneiyitashijuan,meiguanximama,wokeyideng。

dengdaonikandaowo,dengnidexinnengrongdexiawo。

jiexialai,wulunjialiduoshaodaxiaoshiyiranshiwo,wodoubucengluoxiaxuexi。

“yaotao,nidideshubaozangle,denghuinixizaoshunshoushuale!”

“neigeshei,laoer,weishengjiandelajizanleduoshaotianlenikanbudaoma?”

“yaotaotao,nibangwodasaoweishengbei,womenbandasaochu!”

woshuncongdijieguosaozhou,zaixinlimomoanweiziji,yaotao,mashangxiaokaole,niyaojiayou!

liuyuemo,woruyuanqudelexiaokaodiyidechengji。

wojiaojidijuzheshijuanyitouwangjialichong,woduoniansuyuanzhongyuyichangle!

4

tuikaimendeyicha,wojiufaxianyouxieshi,congkaishiwojiucuole。

“laoernizenmecaihuilai,buzhidaojintianshinidijiaruxiaozuqiuduidediyitianma?!”

wobajiyanlisedikanguolai,yanzhongquanshibuman。

“suanlebama,taotaoyebushiguyide,shuobudingshiwanglezheihuishi~”

yaozhenzhenminzhezui,mingmianshangtiwoshuohua,andilijintiaowomazaiyideziyan。

guoran,womaguyibieguotouqu,wanquandangwobucunzai。

yaodabaoliezhezuixingzailehuo:“manizhenshi,fanzhengyaotaotaoyemeishacunzaigan,hebiyinweitayingxiangxinqing,jintiankeshiwodehaorizi!”

“shishi,womenjiadabaokezhenchuxi,erzinihaoyangde!xiahuizaijimamaxiaokaokaogehaochengji,majiugenggaoxingle!”

womashuozhe,wenroudiroulerouyaodabaodenaodai。

wobayelehehedishenshoulanguodidijianbang,lingyizhishouhaibuwangqinnidinienieyaozhenzhendebozi。

zheiyike,woturanchongdongdijuqishoulideshijuan,bashangmianxianhongdeyibaifenduizhunbama。

wobadexiaojiangle,womayetingxialeshou,yaozhenzhenjingchaditaiqitou,yaodabaoyaozheshaozibayisheng“siliu”。

“haojiahuo,yaotaotaonichaodesheide?”

姚大宝脱口而出。

yaozhenzhenzhuangsiwuyidikanxiangwo:“nanguaiqianzhenzijiantaotaozongwangxinlaidelaoshibangongshipao,yuanlaishikewai~fudaoa,zhishitaotaonizheiyangzhendehaoma,zanbakeshichidegongjiafan,nizheiyanggaohuibuhuiyingxiangbaa?”

yaozhenzhendehuayichukou,bamashunjianbianlelianse。

womagengshizhouzhemeitouqialewobayixia,liangrenyiduishi,douzaiduifangyanlikandaole“dayimieqin”dejueran。

wobeijubaole,xiaokaofenzaojia。

yuwoyitongbeijubaodehaiyouxinlaidenianqinglaoshi。

“gongzhirenyuandayimieqin,jubaozijinverxiaokaoyoumaoni!”

wojihuyiyezhijianchengleashidechayufanhou,suoyourendouzaizhizewoxiangyikelaoshushi,dianwulewojiaqingzhenglianjiedejiafeng。

shierbuda,queyinqileshangtoudeguanzhu。

shangmianyilianpaixiasiweidiaochayuan,jiuweilechaqingjiujingwoshiruhetiqianjiechudaoshijuan。

shiqingchayacha,chulechadaoxinlaidelaoshijuranshimoushengzhongyaolingdaorendeerzi,qitayiwusuohuo。

bamacongzaochenpandaoheiye,jiupanzhenengchadaowozuobidetiezheng。

naihe,chazhechazhequefaxianwocicimonidoushidiyi。

buguangwojinnianshizheiyang,yiwang、zhiqian、zhonglaiwodoushidiyi。

laoxiaozhangshizaikanbuguoyan,zhanchulaitiwofasheng:“zheijianguozhiyibierenjiahaizide,meijianguoqindiemazhiyizigewaer。zheihaizizidajinxiaojiumeichuguoqiansan,tabukaodiyisheisheikao?!”

fengfenghuohuode“chafen”shijianjieshu,gedasilizhongxuezhengxiangxiangwoshenchuleganlanzhi。

wobabiejiaonaojudejieguojiushibeijulilengluo,shangtoujuedetanaozibujimi,zhihuihuazhongquchong,baibailianleijuligenzheyiqishangresou。

erwo,zhongyuzaimanzhangdedengdaihourenqinglebamadepianxindezhenxiang。

youxieai,bushinifuchujiuhuibeikandao。

youxieren,ningyuanyitiaoluzoudaoheiyebuhuihuitou。

5

womazaihun,nainaiquanwoquguanli。

haishuojianmiansanfenqing,xingxujianlewo,womajiushebudegulinglingdibaworengxiale。

wodandandixiaolexiao,buzhide。

wodengleshiwunianmeiyoudengdaowomahuitou,wojiubuhuizaideng。

tianhenlan,waimiandeshijiehenda,**mayaoweileyigedengbulaiderenyuanditabu。

henainaizhuzaixiangxia,womeitiandouxuyaozaoqiquganbanche,shunlideshihou,yigexiaoshijiunenggandaoxuexiao。

zuinanaodeshidongtian,paoliangbuhunshenjiushitoule,yifushiluluditiezhehoubei,tuoyebushi,chuanyebushi。

haorongyiaodaoyifuganle,yitianyeguoledaban。

youshihou,wohuixianmubamasongyaozhenzhenheyaodabaoshangxue,shushideyueyechelichuizhenuanfeng,haiyouzuoyijiare。

meidaozheishi,yaozhenzhenzonghuibuhuaihaoyidiminzhezui:“taotaoa,buhaoyisi,bamahaiyaoshaowotongxue,kezhenghaojiuzuobuxianige,niyaobuzouzhequzhenghaoduanlianxiashenti~”

suizheqichefadong,bamayixingsirenshuoshuoxiaoxiaoyangzhangerqu。

dagaicongneishihouqi,wojiujieshoulebeipaoxiademingyun。

xianzaideshenghuo,shuobushanghao,danyongyuanbuhuizaibeigufu。

wodushuyirujiwangdehao,banzhurenjicijiaoaodipaizhewojianbang:“taotao,nizenmechengjizheimehao!yidianbuxiangxiangxiazhangdadehaizi?!”

neishengyinsitanxisijingya。

wodandandibieguotou:“dagaishixinwuzanianba。”

xinlimeiyoudianjideren,yemeiyoujiguadeshi。

zheitianfangxue,haimeizoudaocunkou,jiutingdaoyourensixinliefeiditongku。

xiangdaonainai,womengzoujibu,quekandaogebideliushenyanshenpobaidibeitadehaizimencuyongzhe,daozaidishang。

“laoda——xiao、yao,nimenyaohaohaozhaogulaoer,ta,taquezhetui,yihouyexi、xihuang,mamazaibunengzhaogunimenle———”

liushendemuguang,wuxianjuanliandiyicicongsangehaizimianshangfuguo,zuihouluozailaoeryongyuanyezhanbuqidejiaoshang。

sangehaizibaotoutongku,zuihouhaishicunzhangchumian,caitaizouleliushen。

yexushicongzheigeshihouqi,woanxiajuexinxiangzuojiusifushangdetianshi。

rangneixieqianguahaizidehaomuqin,zaiyebuyongrenshoucanrendefenbie。

gaokaohou,woruyuanbeixinyideshouyiluqu,kaishilewochuanbaidaguademanmanzhanglu。

nainaiyezaizheiyinian,zhongyudaoxiale。

zheixienian,tadeshentimeikuangyuxia,jihushiweilewochengdaoxianzai。

nainaizoudeneitian,wojiandaolexujiumeijiandebama。

womalianpangyuanrun,yuanbendeguazilianyijingchichengledabinglian,yishuangyanjinglitianmanleshisudeyuwang。

wobatoufahuibai,liangbintianlebushaoqiushuang。

kanlai,liangrendedierduanhunyin,tongbudiaodebu、shun!

6

zuilingwoxixudeshiyaozhenzhen。

yuanxianshenliangxianxi,xianheyoududeta,rujinyuefadeshoule。

tachuanleyijianmisedewuxiuzhangqun,zhenggerenxiandebuyingyiwo,meilecongqiandelingdong、qiaoli。

wuguanyiranjingzhi,quezongmetouzheyizhongjidumingan,pibeideganjue。

wobashaoweiqinnidedongzuo,douhuirangtayijingyizha。

xushikandaolehushizhangduiwotaohao、qinredetaidu,womazhuazhuyipangxinlaidexiaohushidatingwo。

“o,ninshishuoyaozhuanjiaa,shiwomenyuanxiangshangjijiediaolaidelinchuangzhuanjia,tajiyoutianfu,nianjiqingqingjiushiyiyuanjiedeqiaochu,zheihuiyegenzheyiqifuzenijialaotaitaidebing。”

xiaohushishuozhe,haobuyanshijidongdikanxiangwo。

jishishigeduonian,woyirannengganshoudaowomayanzhongjingyihebuxie。

fandaoshiwoba,tasongkailouzheyaozhenzhendeshou,pailepaiwodejianbang。

duishangwolengmodeshenqing,huadaozuibianwobayouyanlehuiqu,daodishishengshu,tayemobuzhunwoxingzi。

xianghewotaojinhu,youzhaobudaohuati。

“yaotao,nibushiyishengma,zenmezhibantiannainaimeibandianqise?”

yaozhenzhenyangleyangxiaba,jinianbujian,tadaoshenglegongfuyuwojiemeiqingshen。

“woshiyisheng,youbushishangdi。”

shuozhe,wolengxialianweiyiyangtou,hushizhanglianmangguolainianren。

“buhaoyisi,peihushijiandaole,bingrenyaoxiuxi,nimenxianhuiquba!”

zheiyici,wozaicimusongtamenlikai。

zhibuguo,youxiedongxizaiqiaoqiaobianhua,wozaiyebushineigebeipaoxiaderen。

nainailinzhongqianlazhewoshuolehenduo。

tashuowobazheixienianguodeburongyi,dabaoyuefadebuchengqi,houmayouzhiguzijidehaizi。

tashuowomabuhuidaihaizi,zhenjieerdadafangfangyiguniang,beiwomayangdexiaolixiaoqi。

haishuowozongguimeirangtamendanwule。

daozuihou,tayishimomohuhu,zhiyigejingerlazhewodeshou,rangwobiehebamajijiao。

“haohaizi,yihouduobangchenzhenijiejiehedidi!”

“别恨他们!”

woduosuozheshoutinainaiheshangyanjing。

“wobuhentamen,buzhide。”

nainaihuohuadeshihou,wojiandaoleyaodabao。

jishiyiyanrenchushita,wohaishichileyijing。

yiqiandeyaodabaoyouxieyingerfei,danzhenggerenchongmanhuoli,youshaonianduyoudepengbo。

yanqiandeqingnian,yitoujijianzhangfa,lalilata,zouliangbujiuchuandelihai,tizhongmingxianguotoule。

“dabaonileilejiuquhoutouxiezhe,zheieryounibahenierjieshouzhe。”

womacoujinlexie,xiangwangchangyiyangshanjierenyi。

“manizhenxintengerzi,jiujiwoliangqianerhuahuabei,zuijinshouqihao,yizhunernengfanshen!”

womabianlelianse,yuzhongxinzhangdilazhedabaojiangkaidadaoli。

“nixingleba,qinayicongbuhuizheimeshuowo,nishiwoqinmaniduiwokoukousousou,jiuwenniyaoliangqianyoubushiwenniyaojiachan!”

womaqideliansezizhang,“shenmeqinayi,shibushinei**duinizuoleshenme,guaierzinizenmehaohaodewanshanglecaipiao?!”

yaozhenzhenshishidizhanzaiwomashenhou。

“yaodabaonizenmehemashuohuani!qiaonineilalilatadejinger,haiyoudianrenyangma,chuxibani!”

“yaozhenzhennishigeshenmedongxi,yeganzhizewo,yifuzangyehaoguoshenzizangba,nigerenrenshuidepoxie!”

lingtangli,suoyourendouqishuashuadikanguolai。

wokandaobamadelianseyishunjianbaile。