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yishidaodashibumiao，woyilianaiqiudikanxiangwuxuanyu：
“xuanyu，songwoquyiyuanba，woganjuezijikuaihuxibushanglaile……”
wuxuanyuyanlishashishanguoyisihuangluan，gangyaoguolaifuwo，queyoubeilunanshanqianzhushou。
“xuanyu，wotouhaotong，kenengshixiaoshihougenniyiqichuqupashanzhuangdaoletou，laomaobingyoufanle。”
wuxuanyudunshixintengbuyi：
“sheirangnineimesha，feidebaohuwo！lai，wodainiquloushangtangzhexiuxi。”
wotingjianzheihua，baozhezuihouyisixiwangkaikou：
“宣语，我……”
wuxuanyuqueshitouyebuhuidao：
“nizijidagechequyiyuanba，huxikunnaneryi，youbushimeiyouyishile。”
shuowan，tajiufuzhelunanshanjingzhishanglou。
womeicuoguolunanshanyanliliuluchulaidedeyi，xinlishunjianjiumingbaitaganggangshiguyide。
keshicikewogubushangzhaotasuanzhang，renzhemanshendebushijiannanchulemen，zaixiaoqubaoandebangmangxiacaijishidaoleyiyuan。
buxianggangdawanguominzhen，wobabuzhidaocongnalidedaodexiaoxi，dadianhuaguolaixunwen：
“xiaoyan，nizenmeyouguominle？baxianzaiguoquzhaoni。”
可我没等来我爸。
yigexiaoshihou，wodenglailetachehuoqushidexiaoxi。
wonaodaimuleyixia，haoyihuierdoumeihuiguoshenlai。
wobazhishiguolaikanwo，zenmejiuqushileni？
wopoqiedixuyaoyougeqinjinderenzaiwoshenbianpeibanwo，yushishuangshouzhandouzhebotonglewuxuanyudedianhua。
xianglejisheng，dianhuazhongyujietongle，wodaizhekuqiangkaikou：
“xuanyu，wobachuchehuosile，ninengbunengguolaiyiyuana？”
wuxuanyuchenmojimiao，pingjingdao：
“xiaoyan，wozanshiguobuqu，rendouyouyisi，niyebietainanguole。”
“ketashiwobaa……”
womanxindengzhewuxuanyushuohua，dianhuaquebuzhidaoshenmeshihoubeiguaduanle。
wodunxiashenzi，shuangshouwuzhelian，shishengtongku。
zhidaowoyigerenchuliwanwobadehoushi，wuxuanyudoumeiyoudaguoyicidianhualai。
buguoshoujili，daoshishoudaolelunanshandeduanxin。
tamenlianggerenzaijiguangxiajiewen。
zaiwoyigerenzuibeitongjuewangdeshihou，tamenyiqifeiquguowaikanjiguang，fangfotiandixiazuixingfudelianren。
wokuxiaozheshandiaoleduanxin，congbinyiguanhuidaojia，xiangbawomadeguhuidaichulai，hewobahezangzaiyiqi。
buliaokaimenyishunjian，quetingjianzhuwochuanlaileaimeichuanqideshengyin。
touguomeiwanquanguanbidefangmen，wokandaowuxuanyuhelunanshanlianggerenbaozaiyiqi。
lunanshanyankuangfanhong，jinjinbaozhewuxuanyubusongshou：
“xuanyu，woyaohenitanbaiyijianshiqing。
“xiaoyanguominneitian，wopatayigerenquyiyuandelushangchuleshenmeshiqing，shanzinanideshouji，dadianhuajitaba，shuotaguominle，huxibuguolai，kanqilaikuaiyaosile……
“kewomeixiangdaotabahuichehuoqushi，zheidouguaiwo，yaoshixiaoyanzhidaole，tayidinghensiwole。”
wuxuanyujuanliandiwenlewentademeiyan，mankousuiyidao：
“buyongxiangtaiduo，niyeshihaoxin，jieguosheiyeliaobudao。”
tingdaozheier，wodezhijiasisiqianjinzhangxin，liuchulexianxue。
guaibudewobazaidianhualideshengyinneimehuangluan，jiusuanwoshuowomeishi，tayebuxin。
yuanlaishilunanshankuadashishi，rangwobahuanglezhenjiao。
worenbuzhuxiangchongjinquzhaotasuanzhang，keshougangdashangfangmen，youjianlunanshanmengdibawuxuanyuyazaishenxia。
“xuanyu，niduiwozhenhao，wohaoxihuannia。
“yiqianwoshuobuxiangbawomazangzaimudili，changnianzaiwaibenbohuibulejia，nierhuabushuojiubawomadeguhuifangzailenijia，haorangwosuishiguolaijibai，niduiwodehao，woyibeizidoubuhuiwangde。”
tingjianzheihuadeworuzaoleiji。
什么叫他妈的骨灰？
neimingmingshiwomamadea！
wuxuanyuhunranbuzhiwojiuzaimenwai，chichixiaoleqilai：
“nizheibushimangma？nimabujiushiwoma，haozaixianzaixiaoyanhaibuzhidaotamadeguhuibeiwodiaohuanle。
“tatiantianhaochihaohedegongzhe，tiantianjibai，hahahaha！”