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zhidaotadedingliuzhanghaomeilehou,tacairumengchuxing,kuzheqiuwobangtadongshanzaiqi。
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suizhepadeyishengxiangqi,wodelianshangchuxianyidaomingxiandebazhangyin,zhongrenzhenjingwubi,fenfenkanxiangwodenvyouchenyu。
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「kanyujieganma?renshiwodade。」
「nimenzheixiequyanfushidedongxi,jiushiyinweiyounimenhezhangfengzheiyangderenzai,gongsicaihuidabadabadekuiqian,bideyujiedouzhinengzitaoyaobaoweichikaixiao。」
linxiaochenzhengshichenyulipengdenanzhuli。
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wenyan,chenyuzuijiaodexiaoyidunshijiangzhu。
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yanjianwojubupeihe,wobenyiweiyixiangshichongerjiaodechenyuhuidafaleiting。
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「你居然凶我?!」
「zhangfeng,zheixienian,niduideqiwo,duideqiwomensiqudehaizima?」
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粉丝们纷纷怒骂:
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womeilita,zhailegongpaiyueguoleta。
ketaquebuyiburaozhuizaishenhou,haobuyanshitadebiyi:
「you!chuodaonitongchujiyanleba!」
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aiyubuaidequbie,zhendehenmingxian。
kexiaodeshi,wozhidaoxianzaicaikanqingchu。
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「xingle,wozhidaonixinliyouqi。」
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「yongbuzhe,liuzheshishenidexiaonaigouba,womenfenshou。」
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chenyudailengzaiyuandi,tatiguowushucifenshou,danjianwotihaishidiyici。
chenmopianke,tazhouzhedemeitougengshenle:
「wozaizhibojianlishuodedoushiwanxiaohua,nihaidangzhenlebucheng?」
我只是冷眼看着她。
wumiewodaren,haiwobeiquanwangtuoqi,zheiyezhishiwanxiaoma?
chenyugangxiangjieshishenme,yipangdelinxiaochenhurankaikoutixing:
「yujie,zhibohaikaizheni,xianzaizhibojianredudoutuposanqianwanle。」
chenyumeijiujieduojiu,xianditourenlecuo:
「haoba,wuxiannijiabaoshiwobudui,wowanshanghuiquxiachuzuofanjinidaoqian。」
shuowan,tayebudengwodefanying,jizhehuizhibojianqule。
wangzhetamenxiangbanliqudebeiying,wozhijuedegengjiakexiaole。
zhuanshen,woganhuilejia,diyishijianzhaohaolefangyuan,dengzhemingtianyizaobanzou。
gangmangwan,wotangzaichuangshangdakaishoujiyikan,queshoudaolelinxiaochenfalaideshipintiaoxin。
tamenqinmidelouzaileyiqi,youshuoyouxiaode。
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buchusuoliao,diertianyizao,linxiaochenzhibojianchushidexinwenjiushangleresou,yiquntongxingtiaochulaimachenyuhelinxiaochenchaoxiaoxiaofeizhe。
zhiqianwoyunyingdeshihoudoushixiaoxinyiyi,jibianyoutongxingdaijiezou,woyeshiguiguijujudehuifu。
ertamenzheicituixiaodeyingeryongpin,yougebaomazhishiruoruodezaipinglunqushuoleju「youdiangui」。
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「naliguile?youshihouzhaozhaozijideyuanyin,zheimeduonianlegongzizhangmeizhang,youmeiyourenzhengongzuo!」
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chenyutamenhuanxiangzhetuolilewojiunengfeihuangtengdademeimeng,zaizheiyikebeijidadefensui。