anmashenghou，shenkuohenkuaidiaozhenglexiaqingxu。
xianpieleyanwoshenhouneilianglaosilaisihuanying，youshangxiadaliangwoyifan，lenglengdihengxiaoyisheng。
“chuyunxi，nituranwanerzheimeyichudabianshen，jiushixianghewonvpengyoutongtaidouyan，rangwohouhuichuaileniba？”
“你想多了。”
我淡淡地回了一句。
congtabawosongdeneibushoujidianzhuojiaodeneiyikeqi，tadeganshouduiwoeryanjiuyiwuzuqingzhongle。
erjinwanzheichangju，tazhibuguoshigenengwanquanhulvebujidexiaojiaose，kebushinanzhujiao。
“heng，shiqingdouzuole，haizuiyingyouyisima？”
shenkuorengyiliandemizhizixin，gaoangzhetouyizhiqishidao：“buguannichengbuchengren，wodouyaorangnishiwangle，yinwei……”
shuozhe，shangqianyibuhewoduishi，zuijiaochugouqiyimoxixuehudu。
“zaimendichushenmianqian，nizheidianmeimaozise，yiwenbuzhi。”
“erqieniyoushizumingpaiyifu，youshizufeicuishoushide，zheichudabianshendedaijiaduinieryanyetaidaleba？”
“youqishizheiliangdianzangbanlaosi，quanqiu**ershitai，wohenhaoqinishizenmezudaode，gaibuhui……”
“nizhaolegeyongyouzheitaichedefuhao，tianbuzhichidixiangduifangxianshenleba？”
全场哄堂大笑。
fanyingguolaidezhongrenyedoukaishishunzheshenkuodehua，duiwoyidunzhizhidiandian。
“buzhishixianshen，kendingshidayingzuoxiaosanle！”
“hei……woyezheimejuede，tajibianzaipiaoliang，zhishuiyiciyedibushangzheiliangdianzangbanlaosidezujin。”
“chuyunxi，nibazijimaile，zulaidezheiyitianshehua，buguoshirenjiasu**derichangeryi。”
“meicuo，yigelianchilesangeyuelaoganmadeqiongjianv，pianxiangheshoufuqianjinzheiyangdetianzhiguinvyijiaogaoxia？jianzhikexiao！”
“……”
piankehou，shenkuoyaleyashou，zhongrencaijianjiananjingxialai。
suijijiujiantaqiaoleqiaoneilianglaosidezhujiashichechuang，rangsijibachekaizou。
我柳眉一蹙。
“你什么意思？”
“这还不明白？”
shenkuohenglesheng，dao：“zuoweinanyou，wobixuquebaowonvpengyouderenhefangmian，doushiquanchangzuishanyaodecunzai。”
“nizulaidezheilianglaosishizaitaiqiangjingle，dangcibiwonvpengyoudezuojiamaibahehaigaobushang，woziranbuyunxitacunzai。”
“哦，对了。”
“还有你。”
shenkuoyibianpailepainaomen，yibiancoudaowoerbian。
qiaoshengdao：“budebuchengren，dabianshenhoudenihenmei，meidaorangwodouyouxiezhixi，meidaorangwohouhuimeibanizheizhongjipinshuile。”
“meidaowobudebuchengren，jibianwonvpengyouyeyuanbujini，suoyi……”
话音陡然一转。
“shinizijibazhuangxiele，bayifutuole。”
“haishiwolaibangnixie，bangnituo？”
jiantalianshangfuxianchudeneimoxiexiao，jiuzhidaotameibiehaopi。
xiayishidituileliangbu，yilianjingtidikanzheta。
“你想干什么？”
shenkuomeizaishuohua，lianshangdexiaoronggengxiele。
xiayike，turanchushou，chexialewobozishangdaideyimeifeicuixianglian。
“heng，zheimehaodewujian，yeshinizheizhongqiongbinvpeidaide？”
shuozhe，jiujiangneimeifeicuidiaozhuihenshuaizaidishang。
“啪！”
kanzhesuichenghaojikuaidefeicuidiaozhui，wotongkongyisuo，shunjianbaonu！