刷到一条帖子。
“henanrenxiangchushi，wohuidiaoyuzhifa，zhudongtichuaa。”
“ruguoduifangmianluxise，wojiuhuilikebatapassdiao。”
wotaitoukandaotadeid，“xinshidaidulinvxingnanaa”，qingxiaoleyisheng。
nagedulinvxing，huiyongaalaidangzuosuanjidechouma？
xiamiandehuifuchuqideyizhi，douzaizantongtiezhudezuofa。
tiezhudeyiyangyangdijixuchuanshouzheyufuzhidao：
“wonanpengyoujiacaiwanguan，zheizhongjiatingzuihaipalaonvle。womeicidoutichuyaoaa，tajiuyilianxinshangdiqumaidanle。”
“nanrenjiushijian，wozhudongyaotabuhuiji，yituiweijintababajiuqule。”
wozhouzhemeitougangyaotuichu，queyanjiandifaxian，tiezhudezhuyepochulewogangjinvyoupaimaixiadezumulv。
wodelianseyeshunjianlvle。
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henduonvhaidoumumingerlai，zaixiamianpingluntaojiaojingyan。
“ninengmingbaiwoneizhongjingpeima？woxianzaicaifanyingguolai，yuqinguzongcaishilaozuzongzuihaoyongdeyizhao！”
“nanfangchineimeduohaiyaohewoaa，shibawodangyouhuiquanshima？sheiyuanyidangzheigeyuandatoua！”
“jiemeimen，nanrenzuichizheiyitaole。kaozheige，wogenzhewonanpengyouchibianlezuiyoumingdexicanting，haiquyoulunqingsheng，jinlezuidingjiandexihuagongsizuoguanpeisheng。wozenmekenengadeqizheixie，zhiyaowozhudongtiyiju，tajiuhuishangganzheweiwomaidande。”
tiezhudeyiyangyangdibazijizheitiaopinglunzhiding，kaozheitiaotiezi，tayitianzhineixilejiqiangefensi。
wodenaodaiwengdiyisheng，chedizhale。
woqueding，zheigetiezhujiushiwodenvpengyou，yangminna。
yinweineigezuidingjidexihuagongsi，jiushiwojiadejituan。
yigeyueqiantashengri，woganggangdaitaquyoulunqingsheng。
tapingshizixudulinvxing，qinglvzhijianzuodemeiyijianshidouyaohewoaa。
woqingtayidun，tabidingyeyaoqinghuilaiyidun。
kewomendejiajingzhijianyoujudadehonggou，weileburangtaduoxiang，wokaishizaijiagegengqinmindecantingdingwei。
kewomeixiangdao，chileliangci，tajiuzhouqimeitou：
“ashen，nishibushipawoabuqi，guyiqianrangde？”
wobeitakanpoledongji，gangyaogangadijieshi，tajiuyizhengyancidishuo：
“ashen，woshixinshidaidedulinvxing，wobuhuizhannanrenbianyi，gengbuyuanyinizhishijiaoleyigenvpengyou，jiujiangdizijideshenghuobiaozhun。woxiwangnichinixiangchide，wojiusuanshizaguomaitie，yehuiheniaade！”
yiyugangluo，anjingdecantingturanzhangshengleidong。
dajiazezezantanzhe：“xianzaidenvhaijiushiqiang，zheicaishiyouzhutiyishia！”
“bukeyigaopan，yebubeibukang，guaibuderenjianengjiaruhaomenni！”
yiweidagegengshizouguolaipailepaiwodejianbang：“xiaohuozi，nizheimeyouqian，qingninvpengyouyouzenmele？bierangzheimeyouxiudegunianghanxin！”
wozhijielengzaidangchang，kanzheyangminnaduiwohanqingmaimaidizhayanjing。
wozenmemeiyoujujueguota？
nayicichifan，bushitaxianfabiaoaaxuanyan，ranhouwoweileanfutaguaiguaimaidan？
woqingyangminnadecanting，ruguozhenrangtaaa，bushizaguomaitiedewenti。
tazhibuzhidao，tabuzhayandegongfu，jiunengchidiaoshangwandeshicai？
danshixiangdaoyangminnayeshiyipianhaoxin，erqiediyicitanlianaijiutandaolewozheizhongjiajingchayitaidadenanpengyou，buxiangdajitadezizunxin，yejiumeiyoujixushenjiu。
rujinkanzhezheitiaotiezi，wozhijuedechileng。
takandaotieziliuliangyiluzougao，haizaichixushuchu。
“wohaihuiguyijinanshengfa520hongbao，tazhenshoulewojiubatashuaile。”
“diyicijianmian，wohuizhudongwenshibushi**，ruguoduifangshuoshi，neiwojiuhuiyiliankexi，biaoshiwojiuxihuanyoujingyande。ruguotamenlikefanbowo，wojiunengshunlichengzhangdibatamenpassdiao。”
“kaozheige，woxianhoushuidaoleshijige**le。”
wozhijuedeqixueshangyong，wuleihongding。
nishuiguoshijige**，neiwomendiyiyeshinideluohongshishenmedongxi？
wosuoyouderangbuhebaorong，zhishiyinweijuedeyangminnashigejueqiang、duli、tianzhendeguniang。
woaitadebumumingli，aitadebuanshishi。
keyuanlai，tazhishiyigepizhedulinvxingdepi，xiangyaobangfuhaopangaozhidebaijinnv。
zhishixianzaidulinvxingdegainianfengxing，jiletayifuxuweidemianju。
wopadikoushangshouji，jiaolaiguanjia。
“badamenshangyang**dezhiwenshandiao。”