第一章 卫生间透着古怪

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wohelianaileyigeyuedenanyouyiqihuijia,wofaxiantajiadejingzi,yushi,doutebieguiyi。

xizaoshishuiwenzongshibushoukongzhidebianhuawendu,lianpenlideshuiyechangchangyangqibolan......

zhidaowofaxianjingzihoumiandeange,limianguanzheyigeyanyanyixidenvren。

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wohenanyougangrenshiyigeyue。

yigeyuehou,tapengzhexianhua,nachuyigejingzhidehezi,limianshiyimeizuanjie。

tadanxiguidi,dangzhetahaogemenerdemianxiangwoqiuhun。

woyouxiebuzhisuocuo,yinweiwomencairenshiyigeyue,duibicidoubushitailejie。

tayongqidaideyanshenkanzhewo,tashenbiandexiongdikaishiqihong,

「saozi,dayingtaba,fangeshirenzhende。」

「shia,xiangfangezheimeshuaiqiyoulaoshideren,queshibuduole,haohaobawojihuie!」

我男友叫林凡。

shigeshuaiqiyoulaoshidenanren,womenshipengyoujieshaorenshide。

zaitamende「rexin」cuohexia,woshouxialexianhuahejiezhi,zhunbeizhaojihuiqujiantafumu。

zaitaxiongdidereqingyaoyuexia,tahelebushaojiu,tarangwogentahuijia,shuodahuodouhelejiu,wojiayouxieyuan,kaichebuanquan。

jiranwomenyijingquedingleguanxi,woyejiumeizaituici,zheishiwodiyicilaitadexiaobieshu。

womenjiaowangdeshihou,taconglaimeiyoudaiwolaiguozheili,zhiquguotachangzhudexiaoqu。

woweitapaolexingjiucha,tajieguolaifangdaozhuoshang。

qinmidecongshenhouhuanzhuwodeyao,qingshengdeshuo。

「laopo,womeizui,woxianquxizao,dengwo。」

wotingletadehuahoushunjianmianhongerchi,lianshangfuxianchujiaoxiu。

banshangshijian,linfanxiwanzaochulai,wozhaoleshixianzhunbeihaodeshuiyiyejinleyushi。

yushilidebujutebieqiguai,limianyoukuaitedatebiexianyandejingzi,zheijingzidegouzaohewoshilideyimoyiyang。

yushihewoshiyoujingzihenzhengchang,wojiumeiwangqitafangmianxiang。

wonaqihuasa,dakaishoulongtou,diaojiechengheshideshuiwen,kexidaoyibandeshihou,shuiwenturankaishibiantang。

woyiweishizijibuxiaoxinpengdaokaiguan,youdiaojieleyixia,kezheici,shuiwenyoukaishibiantang。

wojingjiaoyisheng,beibupifubeitangdefahong。

linfantingdaodongjing,jimangchonglejinlai。

wonaguoyujinguozaishenshang,takuaisujiangwolajinhuaili,yiliandanxindexunwenwo。

「yanyan,fashengshenmeshile??」

「afan,zheilinyuhuizidongbianhuawendu。」

「zenmehuini?yanyan,shibushinibuxiaoxinpengdaokaiguanle?」

「bushide,wochangshilejici,shuiwendouzaibiangao。」

linfanlianshangshanguoyisijinghuang,henkuai,youhuifuzhengchang,yilianyansudezhouqimeitou,

「meishi,yanyan,xingxushizheidongxishijianyongjiule,youxiehuaile,gairiwozhaorenlaixiuxiu。」

wodiandiantou,takandaowotangdeyouxiefahongdehoubei,lazhewozhunbeiquzhaoyao。

jiuzaiwomentachuyushimendeneiyike,linfanxiayishidezhuantoukanxiangjingzi。

woquesihaomeiyouchajuedaotadexiaodongzuo。

yinweibeibubeitangshang,linfanbangwomoleyaogao。

haiweiwozhunbeileyibeireniunai,shuoshuiqianhereniunaiyouzhushuimian。

leileyitian,wohewanniunaijiupazaitahuailihunhunchenchendeshuiqu。

tadongzuowenroudejiangwobaoshangchuang,zaiwoetouluoxiayigewen。

「baobei,haohaoshuiba。」

zheiyiwan,wozuolegeemeng,mengdaoyigenvhaizhengxiangwoqiujiu,wotingdaonvhaideqiujiusheng,quekanbudaonvhaizaina。

dengwoxinglaideshihouyijingshidazhongwule,keshihenqiguai,wowangchangdoubuhuishuizheimejiude,jiusuanshihenkunyebuhuishuidaoshangwu。

linfanweiwozhunbeilezaodian,wolazhuta,

「afan,wotouyouxieyunhu。」

「baobei,niunaishizhushuimiande,niheleniunaishuimianbianhaole,shuijiuledangranhuitouyunla,guai,laichizaocan。」

wodiandiantou,zoudaozaocanzhuozuoxia。

xingxushiedeyoudianjiule,caigangchileyikou,weilijiukaishifanteng,wojimangpaojinweishengjianganoulejixia。

woniukaishuilongtou,zaixishutailianpenlifanglebanchizishuixishou。

kewojingqidefaxian,lianpenlideshuihuiyangqilianyi,wozixikanlekan,shuimianyizhenzhendefanzhelianyi,youdianxianglianpenbeidongxizhuangdaozhenqideshuibo。

jiuzaiwodasuansichuchazhaoyuanyindeshihou,linfandeshengyindaduanlewo。

「baobei,nizenmeyangle?haodianlemeiyou?」

「嗯,我没事了。」

「baobei,nidezaocanliangle,wojinireleyixia,xianzaikeyichile。」

「谢谢亲爱的。」

womenchiwanzaocanjiuquchehuitafumunei,jintianshiwogentajianfumuderizi。

linfantafumuzhunongcun,erlinfanquezhuxiaoquhebieshu,wowentazenmebubafumujieguoquyiqizhu。

linfanshuofumubazheibeizidexuehanqiandouliujitamailefangzi,erfumuxiguanlenongcunshenghuo,youpajitatianmafan,suoxingjiuzainongcunlaojiale。

shide,daduofumudoushizheiyangde,zongshibazuihaodeliujihaizi。

womenquchelewuxiaoshi,zhongyudaodalinfanjia,yijinmen,linfanmuqinyingleshanglai,qinqiedelazhewo。

「nishiyanyanba?haizi,ganlezheimezhangshijiandeluleileba?zoujinwu。」

「谢谢阿姨。」

linfantizhedabaoxiaobaodebupingenzaishenhou。

jinwuhou,wowenhoulelinfantaba,linfantabazhishipiaolewoyiyan,yijuhuameishuo,bianjinwule。

linfanmamagankuailaiyuanchang,

「yanyan,nishushujiuzheiyang,bieguanta。」

jiuzheiyangzaizheireqingyougangadeqifenzhong,womenchiwanfanjiuhuilechengshi。

jintianjiandaotabama,wocaifaxiannanyouhetabamayidiandoubuxiang,suiranhaoqi,kewoyebuhaowenta。

chenlinfanzaizuofandeshijian,wolaidaoweishengjian,kanzheneikuaiyoudayouhoudejingzi,xinliyouxiefamao。

zheijingziyouxieshuobuchulaideguguai,bu,zongdelaishuo,shizhenggeweishengjiandoutouzheguguai。