雾都。
某处高档住宅。
“biaosao，dangchushinixinshidandandeshuojiuzhubannian，xianzaidouzhuyinianle，nengbunengbafangzihaijiwomenjiale？”
“shenmejiaobanimenjiadefangzihaijini？wodaizhexiaobaozaizheibianzhulezheimezhangshijian，tashangxuefangbian，wojiesongtayefangbian，nijiubunengtiliangtiliangwoma？”
“fangzidoubairangnizhuyinianlehaibugoutiliangni？nibunengyinweixiaobaozaishangxuejiuyizhibazhanwomenjiadefangziba？”
“nizhuyidiannishuohuadefangshi，shenmejiaozuobazhan？xiaobaonandaobujiaoniguguma？weilexiaobaoshangxuerangwomenduozhuyiduanshijianzenmele？nimenjiayoubuquezheitaofangzi！”
“zheishiquebuquefangzideshiqingma？zheishinibujiangchengxinhaobuhao？”
“wozenmebujiangchengxinle？nizhibuzhidaowoyaoshibanchuqudeduomafan？nibiaogeyoubuzaijia，wohaiyaotiantianjiesongxiaobaoshangxiaxue，nayouneimeduodeshijian？”
“wojinishijianlea，yitianyouyitian，yizhouyouyizhou，xianzaidoubannianle，sheijiabanjiabanbanniandoubanbuchuqude？”
“nibiegenwozaizheifeihuale，xiangrangwobanjiakeyi，rangnibiaogehuilaiban，fanzhengwozijibanbule！”
“你……”
“ge，nishuojuhuaa！！”
erbianchuanlailianggerangrangdeshengyin，shenjuntingdeyizhenhuanghu，zhengkaiyanjingyikan，zhijianlianggemoshengdemiankongcikezhengsisidingzheta。
yigeshixiaonvsheng，yigeshi**。
nvshengshengaodayue165cmzuoyou，shiliuqisuidemoyang，mianrongjingzhizhangfapiaopiao，shencaimiaotiao，shenchuanduanxiurekuxiaobaixie，yishuangwuheifaliangdedayanjing，zhibuguocishineishuangyanjingyijingyanhanrelei，kanyangziweiqujile。
**yixiheiqun，jiaocaidayueshilimidehualuntiannugaogenxie，shencaimanmiao，chuanjindaiyinde，jiushiyangmaoyouxieputong，erqietakanxiangshenjundeyanshenyeyouxieduoduobiren。
“shenjun，nikankan**mei，nijiuzheimejiaodaotagenzhangbeishuohuade？nimenshenjiahaiyoumeiyoudianjiajiaole？”
kanzheyanqianzheiweiyizhehuali，chuanjindaiyinde**，shenjunmengbibuyi。
zhuyaoshitaxianzaihaibuzhidaoshigeshenmeqingkuang，mingmingzijidangshizhengtangzaichuangshangwanshouji，turanganjuetoupifamayanqianyiheijiubushengrenshile，zenmezhengkaiyanjingjiuyudaozheizhongshiqingle？
miaoleyiyansizhoudehuanjing，shenjunganjuemoshengwubi，dancongxindiyoujuedeyouxieshuxi。
“yanglianrong，nishenmeyisi？woshenjiazenmejiumeiyoujiajiaole？nipingshenmezheimeshuo？nibazhanwomenjiadefangzibuhaihaiyoulile？”jianshenjunmeiyoushuohua，xiaonvshengsuiranyanhanrelei，danyijiuqiangshidehuiduileguoqu。
“shennan，zheitaofangzidehuzhushishenjun，nimenshenjiahailunbudaonizuozhu，shenjunmeifahuanipingshenmerangwoban？wojiuzhuzaizheilibuzouleninengzenmeban？”**qishixiongxiongdehanjiaodao。
“nibuyaozaizheilisipilailiande，dangchushuohaodezhubannian，wogeweilexiaobaoshangxuecaidayingde，xianzaibuzouyexing，jiaofangzu，yigeyueyiwaner，bujiwojiubaojingshuonisichuangminzhai！”shennandengzhewuheidedayanjing，yibianliuleiyibianweixie。
“bao，suibianbao，fanzhengwomeiqian，erqiewoshinisaozi，wozhuzhunijiadefangzizenmele？wojiubuxinjingchalailenengbawozhuazou！”yanglianrongmanlianbuzaiyidechaofengdao。
沈钧：“？？？”
这是什么虎狼之词？
suirantaxianzaihaigaobuqingzijishishenmezhuangkuang，danyanqianzheiwei**shuodehuayouxiebuyaolianleba？
saozijiukeyisuibianzhubierenjiadefangzi？
qinsaozidoubuxing！gengbieshuoyigebiaosaole！
“ni……ni……”shennanyanleihuahuadiao，xiangshuoxieshenmequeyoushuobuchulai。
“nishenmeni？zheifangzixianzheyeshixianzhe，wojiushibuban，meiyounigegennibiaogedehua，jiubiexiangrangwobanjia！”shuoba，yanglianrongbianbuzailihuishennan，youyourandezoudaoshafashangzuolexiaqu。
jianciqingjing，shennanzaiyerenbuzhukulechulai。
“ge，ninengbunengzhengdianqia？jialideshininengbunengguanyiguana？”
tingdaozheihua，shenjuntoutengbuyi，suirantaxianzaihaimeigaoqingchuzijidaodishizenmehuishi，dancongliangrendeduihuayenengdezhiyixiexinxi。
jiuzaitaxiangyaoqishenanfuyixiaxiaonvshengzhishi，mengranyigujiyiyongrunaohai，lianggeziyeshituokouerchu。
“**？”
穿越了？
还特么是魂穿？
naohaizhongdehuamiantingliuzaizijitangzaichuangshangdeshihou。
daomeideshenjuncikecaifaxianzijishibeidianyunde，chongdianqiloudianle……
就是……
这也能穿越？
jinjiezheneigujiyihenkuaijiubeitaxiaohuadiao，tayemingbailexianzaidaodishishenmeqingkuang。
taitoukanleyiyankudeyanjingtonghongdexiaoguniang，shenjunxintengbuyi，yuanshenshizhentemebuzhengqi，weiquzheigehaizile。
zaiyuanshendejiyizhong，tazixiaodaodayizhidoushizaishenfushenmudeniaizhongzhangdade，jiusuanmeimeishennanzheigexiaomianaoyebibushangta。
kezaizheizhongniaixia，yuanshenmeiyouxiaozhangbahu，fanerbeiyangchengleqienuodexingge，jiandanlaishuojiushineixiangdaojidiandeneizhong。
yinianbanqian，shenfuyushenmuyouyuchehuoshuangshuangqushi，shenjunheshennandunshichengweilemeiyoufumudehaizi，haozaiduifangpeichangjinjidedaowei，shenzhishichaochuputongshigudepeichangfanwei。
yinweiduifangshizuijiazhuangren，weilebubeipanchusixing，duifangxiangyaopeichangyiqianwandexianjinlaiyaoliangjieshu。
yuanshenzheigerenxinggesuishuoyouxieqienuo，danshenfuyushenmujiushitadetian，ciketurantiantale，tadouyaohensizhaoshisijile，zenmekenenghuitongyiqianliangjieshu？
dangshiyuanshenzhiyouyigexiangfa，neijiushiyaorangkaichezhuangsitafumudesijipanchusixing！
bieshuoyiqianwanle，jiusuanshiyiyidoubuxing！
danlianggejiujiuhejiumagenbiaogebiaojiemenquequandouquantaqianliangjieshu，shuoshenmerensibunengfusheng，zongdejitahaiyoumeimeiliudianqianlaishenghuozhileide。
zuikaishiyuanshensheidehuadoubuting，tayenachulenanrengaiyoudeqigai，shuobuqueqian，jiuxiangyaoduifangqusi！
只不过……
zaiyuanshendewaigongwaipochuxianquanjiedeshunjian，tatuisuole，tongyileqianshuliangjieshu。
qienuodexinggebeizhanxiandelinlijinzhi，tahaipabeiwaigongwaipozebei。
kejiuzaiqianshuliangjieshudeneitian，zhaoshifangturantigaolepeichangjine，congbenlaiyaopeichangdeyiqianwanmengranbianchenglewuqianwan，zheigeshiqingyifasheng，suoyourenquandoumengle，jiusuanshiyuanshenyebuliwai。
duifangzenmehuitigaopeichangjine？
这不是开玩笑的吗？
meiyourennengnongqingchuduifangshizenmexiangde，yuanshenbushimeiyouwenguo，danzhaoshifangdelvshizhishishuoxiangyaotugeanxin。
yuanshenqishihaixiangjixuzhuijiuyuanyinde，danzaiwaigongwaipohejiujiujiumadequanjiexia，tayaxialexinzhongdeyihuo，jiangliangjieshujiqianle。
youyuyuanshenyijingchengnian，yincizheibiqianshizhijiedadaoletadekashang，bingmeiyourangqitarendaiweibaoguan。
zaiqiandaoshouyihou，yuanshentingconglewaigongwaipohejiujiujiumadeyijian，yongzheiwuqianwanmailesitaofang，linbaoruzhudeneizhong，zonggonghualesiqianliubaisanshiwan。
zaijiashangjialidecunkuanliangbaiyishiwan，yigongshengxialewubaibashiwandexianjinyonglaiweichixiongmeiliangderichangshenghuo。