第1章 农庄不好做

“lidongneiwa,buzhizaxiangde,haohaodelaoshibugan,paoshangougouyangyu。”

baiqiangheiwa,matouqiang,dianxingwannanfenggelaowuqianlianggeshanglenianjilaorenliaozhetian,zheitianqikegourede。

“kebuzade,laoshiduohaoa,haiyouyanglaoqian,nishuoyangyuyoushaqiantu,bieshuojiuzanmenneishuikunengyangshayu,neitianshuidadian,kebujiuchongle。”

“duile,wohaitingshuozheiwaweileyangyubachenglifangzidoujimaile。”

“shafangzidoumaile,zheiwashizale,buzhunbeihuichenglile?”

zheitaibukesiyile,chenglifangzidoumaile,zheikebushinaozhewande,meizhefangzinandaochenglibuhuile。

“kebushima,woyeshitingwoguinvshuode,zheiwanianjiyebuda,zade,xiangbukai,cunlixianzaiyoushaa。”

zheishuohuazhezouguolaiyilaofuren,kuazhelanzizhunbeiquqianbianxiaoxixicaitingzhedaoshitingxiajiaobu。

“她婶子洗菜啊。”

“shia,menkouqulimeishuile,quxiliqukankan,shuoshani。”

“shuolijianeiwabafangzijimaile,zheiwanishuozaxiangde,jiuzanmenzheishangougounengyousharenlaia?”

“nimenshibuzhidao,wotingshuolijiaxiaozilaopozhaorenle,naolelihun,buhaoyisizaichenglidaile。”

“这是咋说的?”

“haiyouzheishia,nanguaizheiwapaoshanlilaile。”

“kezheiyemeibiyaomaifangzia,nishuopaozanmenyangyuzuofandiannengyoujigerena。”

“kebushizade,zheixietianlaizhediaoyuchifande,yibazhangdoushuodeguolai。”laofurenweiweiyaotou,zheigelijiawazi,naodaibuhaoa,nanguainvrengenzhebierenpaole。

sanrenzhengshuohuani,jianzheyinianlingsanshiwuliusui,yimibajidagaogeziquetouzhedianshujuanqidezhongnianrenzouleguolai。“shenzi,xicaia?”

“xicai,nizheishiqushuikua。”

“nishuozheizeilaotian,yigeduoyuemeixiayule,xigecaidoudepaoyiquan。”hanjiacunbudaqueyouxieniantoule,xianqianxiuleraocundexiaoqu,qingshibanxiuqidewangchangzaixiaoqujiunengxicai。

xianzaima,yigeduoyuemeixiayule,daxilidoukuaimeishuile,bieshuozheixieraocunxiaoquzaoganle,zheibuxicaidouyaoquxishuili,yuandeyaoraobandagecunzi。

“shia,shuikudouludingle,wozheibuqukankan。”

“haibuzhidaoshashixiayuni,wodequkankanbajichushuizhanengguandedoujiguanle。”

lidongxiaoxiao,shuikushilidongchengbaode,jiashangshuikusizhouliangzuoshantouheshanjiaoxiashiduomuhuangdi,zhenggechabuduoyiliangbaimu,yinianshilaiwanchengbaofeiyong,shuogaobugao,shuodibudi。

difangbusuanda,lidongxuezhebierengaogaochuidiaonongzhuang,zheibuhaizaishuikubianjianlegeyixiaoyuanzi,busuanda,sanjiandafang,liangjianxiaofanglalegeyuanzi,hualeershilaiwan,zheiyaoshiqianxienianhaiyaoduoyixie,neihuimeitongshuinilu。

xianzaisuishuoshancun,ketongleshuinilu,cailiaofeiyongbixianqianmatuoluoyundeyaobianyideduole。

yuanzijianshehao,lidongyoumaileshiduowanweiyumiaofangshuikuli,gezhedaoxianzaixiaobannianle,kenongzhuangshengyiquebulengbure。zhoumoyousansanliangliangdekerenlaishuikudiaodiaoyu,shaoyouliuxiachifandezhuanbulejigexiaoqian。

zheiyeshicunlirenyilunlidongdeyuanyinzhiyi,buzhuanqiankebushinaodaibulingguang。

yaoshuozheihanjiacunlizheshiqubusuanyuan,shiduogongli,jiashangyiduanwuliugonglishanlusuanxialai,budaoershigongli,duobancunlirendouquchenglile。

zhenggecunzili,yaoshuonianqingrenzhenmeijige,chuquejigebuganzhengshi,duobandouzaichenglizhaohuoliuzaichenglile。

lidongyeshichengliren,xianqianhaishizaibianlaoshi,paohanjiacunzheibianlaigaozheigebuzhuanqianmeijigekerennongzhuang,cunlilaorenmeishaoyilun,shuoshadedouyou。

lidongganglaoyuanjiutingdaole,zhibuguomeilihuizheixiexianyansuiyudagezhaohuchulecunzi,yanzheyiqingshibanluzoulewuliufenzhonglaidaozijinongzhuang。

yaoshuonongzhuangkailebannianle,lidongbamaifangzidedeliuqishiwanhuadechabuduole。

jianshenongzhuanghualeershiduowan,chengbaoshuikujiashangtoufangyumiao,jiashangcunlimaideyitaolaofangzi,sanwanduo,zaiyoujichuhuangdigaizaoqingrenmanghuo,dashedapeng,zhenggehualewushiduowan。

yanjianzhelianggeshantoudeguoshuxuyaorendali,zhishaoqingyilianggerenmanghuoliangyue,suanxialai,lidongshoulizhiyoushiduowan。

benlaiyiweigaogenongzhuangyaobulejigeqian,kemeicengxianghuazheimeduo,zaiyouyigehualeqianduoxiejiusuanle,kenongzhuangshengyiquemeiduoshaoqisechengbaofeixiangyaozhuandaodounan,lidongkuxiao,dangshibugaiqizheigeniantou。

yaoshuolidongweishagaonongzhuang,zheihexianqianaidiaoyuhaiyouxieguanxi,danglaoshineihuishichangzhoumobeijiaren,huoshitongshijiaozheyiqiqunongzhuangdiaodiaoyu,caizhaicaizhai,zhongwuzainongzhuangchidunnongjiacaidaoshitingqieyi。

zheibujinniannaolihun,youxiexinhuiyileng,lidongsuoxingcilelaoshigongzuomailelihunfendefangzi,paoshancungaonongzhuang,kesheizhidaonongzhuangkaiqilaizheimeburongyi,yaobushiyouxielaopengyouzhaogu。

jiashangxianqianyixieguanxi,haicouhe,zaiyoushibushizhoumojixueshengbuxibuxi,guangkaonongzhuang,lidongjuezhezijiyaobuleyiniangongfujiunengpochanle。yiluxiangzhebanfa,zabanhaonongzhuang,caipengneibianganmingqingliangrennongqilai,kankannengbunenggaoxieshucailaimai。

“汪汪汪。”

“大黑头,是我。”

daheitou,lidongyangdeyitiaotugou,shilaidaohanjiacundeshihouzaijieshangmaide,sanshikuaiqian,yinweinaodaidayouheiyouyou,lidongjiqiledaheitoudemingzi。yaoshuozheigouhaizhentinglingxingde,kanjiahuyuandaoshiranglidongqingsongbushao。

shuikuzheibiandaheitoubangzhedingzhe,daoshibupayourentoumozhepaolaidiaoyule,lidongpailepaidaheitou。“haole,zanmenqushuikuzhuanzhuan。”

yigeduoyuemeixiayu,youganzhesanfutian,zheishuikushuiweixiajiangtingkuai,luchuzhongxinjichuxiaoshidao,qishizhunquelaishuobingbusuandao,zhishijikuaidashitou,zuidabuguoshilaipingmijianfang。

lidonghuazhezijiteyiqudingzhidewupengyuchuan,laidaoshuikuzhongxinshitoudaotinghaoshuanhaoxialechuan。

“还有个水洼啊!”

jikuaidashitouweilongzheyichuwuliupingmideshuiwa,libianhaiyouxiexiaoyuxiaoxia。lidonghuidaochuanshangcaoqiyuchuanshangdewangdou,zhunbeiyaoxieyuxiahuiqu,zhongwugaogexiaozayuguozi。

zailailiangpingpijiudaoshishufu,lidongxiangzhejintianmeikerenguolai,huitoushoushiyixiajiuzuowufan,zaizhadianxiaoyuzhoumoqukanguinvdeshihoudaiguoqu。

“哎呦。”

“还有条大的。”

lidongyixi,shuikuxianzaimeiyouchengbaoguo,lidongfangzheshiduowanweiyuduobandoushijiyu,haiyouyixiepangtou,caohun,banniangongfukezhangbuchengdajiahuo,zheishixianqianshuikuliyeshengyu。

haodongxi,pingshilaidekerenkeyoubushaorenhelidongdaguozhaohu,shuoyouyeshengyuyidingyaoliuzhe,zheidongxixianzaiyuelaiyueshao,dajiadouaizheiyikou。

“haojiahuo,zhenbuxiao。”

yitiaodapangtoukanyangzi,qibajin,wangdougenbenbuhaolao,lidongsuoxingxiashui,shuiwabushen。

“汪汪汪。”

daheitouduizheshuiwajiaolejisheng,lidongxiaoxiao。“meishi,zheidianshuikeyanbudaowo。”shuohuajuanqikutui,fuzhebianshangshitouxiaoxinyiyixiadaoshuiwa,dapangtoujianzhedongjingjingranzhuangleguolai。

lidongaiyouyisheng,zhenggerenbenlaijiumeizhanwenni,zheihuibeiyizhuang,yixiashuaidaoshuiwalile。“a。”

shouxiayishixiangyaochengzhedongxi,buzhidaoandaoshenmedifang,yiteng,lidonglianseyibian,ganjinzhanqilaitaishouyikan,xue,shouzhangbeizhaleyidakouzi,haimeilaijifanying,lidongzhenggeyanqianyihei。

ruguoyourenzaizheilihuifaxianyigeqiyixianxiang,yigedahuorenyizhayanmeile,daheitouduizheshuiwawangwangjiao。