woqichuanyuyudizhuileneigoupidafusantiaojie，zhongyubaren，gendiule……
leichenggoubantanzuozaijiedaopangdemiantanershang，shoudaolaizilaobandeyijishensuiyanguang，wopiepiezui，yangleyangshou：“laoban，laiwanmian！”
“haolei！”laobandelianxiangbianchuanjuyibanlikeyouyinzhuanqing，kandewoyizhenwuyu。
woyibianchizhemian，yibianbeiyuanchurenqundehongdongxiyinlemuguang。
“ei，laoban，neierganshenmeni？zenmeneimeduorena？”
laobanhuitou：“guniangbuzhidao？neishigudafuzaiyizhena。”
“顾大夫？谁啊？”
laobanjingcha：“gudafunidouburenshi？neikeshimiaoshourenxindehuopusaa！”
wobuyiweiyidixiaoleyisheng：“qie，bieshigeshengunba？”
“mengqingshu，nijingranganshuogudafushishengun！”yishengjiaohezaiwotoudingzhaxiang，woshunshitaimou，yizhangshuxiyoujiaobuchumingzidefurongmianchuxianzaiyanqian。
我：“？”
这位小辣椒是谁？
xiaolajiaojianwoyiliangaoleng，bulibucaideyangzi，dunshijiunule：“jintianbenjunzhujiuhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni！”shuozhe，chouchuyaocedezhangbianyongliyihui，bizhidichaowoerlai。
wozhijuedeyanqianyidaohuohongdebianyingshanguo，shanglaibujifanying，bianbeiyidaobaisedeshenyingjuanruhuaizhong，dandandeyaoxiangpubierlai，jinjiezhebianshiyishengmenhenghexiaolajiaodejianjiao：“gudafu！”
wolengzaileneigeqinglengdehuaibao，gudafu？
gudafuweiweituikaiwo，meitouqingcu：“nimeishiba？”
wodengdayanjing，chijingdikanxiangta：“nibushi——？”
gudafumeiyoudaliwodewenti，dalianglewoyiyan，zhuanshenjiangwohuzaishenhou，kanxiangyilianwucuodexiaolajiao，shengyinbingliangerdanbo：“ouyangjunzhu，gumouyijingduociyanming，moyinwoshangjiwugu，junzhuruozaizhiyiruci，neigumouyihoubianbuganzaiquwangfuxingyi，qingjunzhulingqinggaomingba。”
“guxinchu，tamanishishengun！nihaihuzheta？”xiaolajiaoqiji。
gudafupielewoyiyan，wodunshiyilianganga，ganjinjieshidao：“shuozhewande，biedangzhen，biedangzhen！”
gudafushouhuishixian，danmodiduixiaolajiaoshuo：“qingzheziqing，hejubierenyanshuo？junzhuyihoumozairuci。”
junzhu？e，woxiangqilaile！zheigexiaolajiaoshiheqinwangdezhangzhuouyangruoxue，xiaoshihoutahemengqingshuchangzaiyichuwande，houlaixuanpinghoufumeiluole，jiujiandeshaole，buguotacongxiaojiubudaijianmengqingshu，jianmianbiyaocaishangyijiaode。
guoran，ouyangruoxuezaiguxinchuneilichilebie，diaotoujiubamaotouzhixianglewo，fengcidishuo：“mengqingshu，yiwanggangtuilenimendehunyue，nizenmehaihaoyisichulaijianren？”
dunshirenqunzhongdeshixianqishuashualuozailewodeshenshang，lianguxinchuyemuguangchayidichaowokanguolai，renmenkaishixiaoshengdigu，zhizhidiandianqilai。ouyangruoxuejianzhuang，buzhehenjidiyixiao。
“yuanlaitajiushiyiwangyedeweihunqia，tayidingshizuoleshenmebuyaoliandeshiqingbushouyiwangyededaijian，suoyiwangyecaiyaotuihunde……”
“tuihunle，shiqianweihunqi！”
“哦，是是是！”
“zheidoubeituihunle，yaoshiwoa，wojiuyitouzhuangsi，nalihaiyoulianhuozhe？”
“shiashia，wangyeneiyangyingjunweiandezhanshen，qishitazheiyangdeyongzhisufennengpeideshangde？”
……
shenme？yong，yongzhisufen？shuobiedeshenmewodoukeyiren，keshifoudingwodeyanzhi，zheigezenmeren？！
zhengyaofanjihuiqu，yigeqinglengruyudeshengyinqiangzailewodeqiantou：“shuogoulema。”