第五章 道高一尺魔高一丈

shuowangudafuzhuanshenjinlefangjian,hualachuyibadao,dangnanrenwennuandeshouzhangqingqingtuoqiwodeshouzhi,binglengdedaorencaguowoxipinenroudejifu,wodunshihunshenyigejiling。

“tengshitengdianer,keshiguanyong。”gudafusihuzaiziyanziyu,shuozhe,youshouyidong,zheijiushizhunbeixiashoule!

wozaiyezhuangbuxiaqule,hedewawadajiaoditiaoleqilai,bengchuyimizhiyuan,leiyanposuo,wuzhudibaozhuziji,dashengkongsu:“guxinchunihaizhenfangxuea!”

tasixiaofeixiao:“nibushiyunlema,zenzhiwoyaofangxue?”

“wo——!”woyanshenpiaohu,selineirendiyiyangtou:“zenmele?wogangxing,jiutingjianniyaofangwodexue,buxingma?bushiwoshuoni,nizheimezuosi,hui、mei、you、nv、peng、you、de!”

gudafuquelenglengyixiao:“jiranxingle,neijiuquguanfu。”

“shenme?haiqu?”meixiangdaowozhuangyunyichang,haishiduobuguomingyundeheishou,“guxinchu,nibieqirentaishen,wodoushuolewobushiguyide!”

“zheixiehuaniliuzhegenguanlaoyeshuo。”gudafuditoudanledanyixiushangbingbucunzaidehui,maibuchaowozoulai。

wolianlianhoutui,zhizhetaweixiedao:“nibieguolaia,zaiguolaiwoduinibukeqile!”

“e?zenmegebukeqifa?”

wojiantayoushiwukongdeyangzi,qideyayangyang,guxinchu,jiranniburen,neijiuxiuguaiwowuyile!

woyibianjiezheyaodai,zuotuoyizhuang,yibianzhuangmozuoyangdidahan:“jiuminga!feilia!gudafufeilia——”

“nibizui!”guxinchuqidemeimaozhitiao,shenshoujiuyaoguolaiwuwodezui,woganjinpaokai,yibianpaohaiyibianhanzhe:“jiuminga!feilia!gudafufeilia——”

guxinchuqideyaoya:“mengqingshunibuyaotaiguofen,zeihanzhuazei!”

wogezheyipailiangshaideyaocai,deyidichaotatushetou,guaishengguaiqididuitashuo:“wozheijiaoyiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen,haibudoushinibiwode?nikoukoushengshengshuoworushixingqie,yaobaoguanzhuawo,kewowenni,wodaoditounishenmele?zhengjuni?”

“ni!”guxinchubeiwoqideshuobuchuhualai,yikouqigengzaixiongkouxiabuquyeshangbulai。

wochenshengzhuiji,jiezhedao:“yaowoshuo,wocaiyaogaonitouwodongxini?nicaishixiaotou!”wozhizhetadebizilizhiqizhuangdishuo。

guxinchujianzhibeiqixiao,yifuwoyoubingdeyangzikanzhewo:“daodayipa?nizheidiandaoheibaidebenshijianzhishidengfengzaoji!”

wochongtajiaoxiayixiao:“nitouzoulewodexina,bushixiaotoushishenme?”shuowanchongtazhalegeyan,bilegexin。

“mengqingshu,nihaiyoumeiyouxiuchizhixin?!”gudafuhuranjuedexiongkouteng。

wotantanshou:“xiuchizhixin?neishishenme?wozhiyouyikeainizhixinyo~biubiubiu~”

heng,xiaoyanger,bengunianghaizhibulenile?

guxinchuyanqianyouxiefahei,lianjiaquehongdebuzhengchang,tagujibuxiangzaigenshenjingbingfeihua,zhuazhewodeshoujiubawowangmenwaireng:“nijiwogun,gundeyueyuanyuehao!”

woshenxiyikouqi,kuanyijiedaidedongzuoyuefakuaile:“kuailairenna,feilia!”

“niganshenme!”gudafuhedeyiduosuo,jianwosihaomeiyouyaotingzhideyisi,yaodaiyijingsongkai,jianjianluchuleliyi,likehedeganjinjinghuangshicuo,shoumangjiaoluandibangwolashangyifu,xiqileyaodai,xiongbabadishuo:“nikuaijiwochuanshang!”

“a,gudafu,nimenzaizuoshenme?!”yidaojinghushengzishenhouxiangqi。

jingtianpili,guxinchuxiyaodaideshoushashijiangzhu。