shuowangudafuzhuanshenjinlefangjian,hualachuyibadao,dangnanrenwennuandeshouzhangqingqingtuoqiwodeshouzhi,binglengdedaorencaguowoxipinenroudejifu,wodunshihunshenyigejiling。
“tengshitengdianer,keshiguanyong。”gudafusihuzaiziyanziyu,shuozhe,youshouyidong,zheijiushizhunbeixiashoule!
wozaiyezhuangbuxiaqule,hedewawadajiaoditiaoleqilai,bengchuyimizhiyuan,leiyanposuo,wuzhudibaozhuziji,dashengkongsu:“guxinchunihaizhenfangxuea!”
tasixiaofeixiao:“nibushiyunlema,zenzhiwoyaofangxue?”
“wo——!”woyanshenpiaohu,selineirendiyiyangtou:“zenmele?wogangxing,jiutingjianniyaofangwodexue,buxingma?bushiwoshuoni,nizheimezuosi,hui、mei、you、nv、peng、you、de!”
gudafuquelenglengyixiao:“jiranxingle,neijiuquguanfu。”
“shenme?haiqu?”meixiangdaowozhuangyunyichang,haishiduobuguomingyundeheishou,“guxinchu,nibieqirentaishen,wodoushuolewobushiguyide!”
“zheixiehuaniliuzhegenguanlaoyeshuo。”gudafuditoudanledanyixiushangbingbucunzaidehui,maibuchaowozoulai。
wolianlianhoutui,zhizhetaweixiedao:“nibieguolaia,zaiguolaiwoduinibukeqile!”
“e?zenmegebukeqifa?”
wojiantayoushiwukongdeyangzi,qideyayangyang,guxinchu,jiranniburen,neijiuxiuguaiwowuyile!
woyibianjiezheyaodai,zuotuoyizhuang,yibianzhuangmozuoyangdidahan:“jiuminga!feilia!gudafufeilia——”
“nibizui!”guxinchuqidemeimaozhitiao,shenshoujiuyaoguolaiwuwodezui,woganjinpaokai,yibianpaohaiyibianhanzhe:“jiuminga!feilia!gudafufeilia——”
guxinchuqideyaoya:“mengqingshunibuyaotaiguofen,zeihanzhuazei!”
wogezheyipailiangshaideyaocai,deyidichaotatushetou,guaishengguaiqididuitashuo:“wozheijiaoyiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen,haibudoushinibiwode?nikoukoushengshengshuoworushixingqie,yaobaoguanzhuawo,kewowenni,wodaoditounishenmele?zhengjuni?”
“ni!”guxinchubeiwoqideshuobuchuhualai,yikouqigengzaixiongkouxiabuquyeshangbulai。
wochenshengzhuiji,jiezhedao:“yaowoshuo,wocaiyaogaonitouwodongxini?nicaishixiaotou!”wozhizhetadebizilizhiqizhuangdishuo。
guxinchujianzhibeiqixiao,yifuwoyoubingdeyangzikanzhewo:“daodayipa?nizheidiandaoheibaidebenshijianzhishidengfengzaoji!”
wochongtajiaoxiayixiao:“nitouzoulewodexina,bushixiaotoushishenme?”shuowanchongtazhalegeyan,bilegexin。
“mengqingshu,nihaiyoumeiyouxiuchizhixin?!”gudafuhuranjuedexiongkouteng。
wotantanshou:“xiuchizhixin?neishishenme?wozhiyouyikeainizhixinyo~biubiubiu~”
heng,xiaoyanger,bengunianghaizhibulenile?
guxinchuyanqianyouxiefahei,lianjiaquehongdebuzhengchang,tagujibuxiangzaigenshenjingbingfeihua,zhuazhewodeshoujiubawowangmenwaireng:“nijiwogun,gundeyueyuanyuehao!”
woshenxiyikouqi,kuanyijiedaidedongzuoyuefakuaile:“kuailairenna,feilia!”
“niganshenme!”gudafuhedeyiduosuo,jianwosihaomeiyouyaotingzhideyisi,yaodaiyijingsongkai,jianjianluchuleliyi,likehedeganjinjinghuangshicuo,shoumangjiaoluandibangwolashangyifu,xiqileyaodai,xiongbabadishuo:“nikuaijiwochuanshang!”
“a,gudafu,nimenzaizuoshenme?!”yidaojinghushengzishenhouxiangqi。
jingtianpili,guxinchuxiyaodaideshoushashijiangzhu。