第一章

坏好事的男主

chuanshunnian,woxihuanshanglezhugushengdenaner。

danshinanzhuyebeiwoyangfeile。

yuanshuli,tashineigeyingyongshanzhan,yishengguangmingleiluodejiangjun。

danshixianzai,tazongshiyincecedikanzhewoxiaoshishenmeyisi?

1.

“xiaolei!jintianzenmeyoumeiquliangong?”woqichongchongdichongjinyuanzilizhiwendao。

zuoyoumeikanjianren,wogangyaokaikouzaihan,beihouturanchuxianleyidaolengsousoudeshengyin。

“ajie,nigangcaiqunale?”

wobeihedebuqing,zhuantou,guoranshixiaoleibuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhandaolewoshenhou。

wotaishouquqiatadelian,jinggaodao:“wodoushuoleduoshaocile,jiaowoxiaoniang,aniang,doukeyi,woshininiang!”

talianbeiwoqiachuhongyinziyebuduokai,yishuangyanjingdingdingdikanzhewo,shuo:“nibuguobiwodaleliusui,shiajie。”

woyouxiewunai,baozhegebo,dengta。

“nixianqiankebushizheiyangshuode。”

gangbatajianhuilaideshihou,tacaishisui,congmanhuangzhidibeiwodaihuifanhuadejingan。

youyuchangnianjihuang,tadenianjikanqilaiyaoxiaoshangxuduo,geziaixiao,youheiyoushou。

danshiyanjingmingliang,xiangshixueshangzhidianweironghuadexueshui,yichenburan。

wobitadalezhengzhengliusui,suoyiworangtahanwoxiaoniang。

takanzhewo,wuheishensuideyanmoutouluchuqiese,qieshengshengdihanlewoyisheng,“xiaoniang。”

woxiaozhejiangtalanguolai,gaosuta,yihouyouwoyikoufanchi,jiujuebuhuirangtazaieduzi。

danshicike,tabanhezheyanjing,shenqingdanmo,dao:“nixianqianyecongbuqutaifufushang。”

taifushishulidenaner,wenroushenqingyoudafang,wozhengzhuomozhegaizenmezaitaxihuanshangnvzhuzhiqianbatahenhennaxia。

danshixiaoleisihuhenbuxihuanwoquzhaota。

gangcongtaifufushangganhuilaidewo,dunshiganjueyouxiexinxu。

womolemobizi,ranhouhuranfanyingguolai。

“你怎么知道?”

takanzhewo,wen:“zhidaoshenme?”

buzhibujuejian,neigebeiwodaihuilaideshaonianyijingzhangda,biwogaochulezhengzhengyigetou。

jiushiheyuanshuliyiyang,butaiaixiao。

yanshenkanqilaishizhonglengbingbingde,suiranyangmaoshengdehao,danshikanqilaiguaihurende。

wobeitadeyanshenkandedalegeduosuo,shangqianyiburouleroutadelian,qitubatalianshangdebingkuaihuakai。

“leileiguai,bielaolengzhelian。”woqinghongzheta。

tawozhuwodeshou,yanshenzhongyupashangxienuanyi。

2.

chuandao《jiangjunzaishang》zheibenshulideshihou,wofanglingshiliu。

zhengshigudaiyaochujiadenianji。

zhidaoxianzaizhengzhengbanianguoqu,wohaishimeijiachuqu。

woyuanbenyebudasuanzaizheiyouduanyinyuande,suoyicaihuirangnanzhujiaowo“xiaoniang”,zhidao……

wofaxianzheibenshulinanerjianzhihewoouxiangzhangdeyimoyiyang!

congciyihou,wojiukaishilezhuifushengya。

“小娘。”

songxiaoleihuijunyingdelushang,taturanhanlewoyisheng。

yejiushikenzaiwairenmianqiantacaikenzheiyanghanwo。

wohuitou,faxiantashenbianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouduoleyigeren。

“shentaifu?”wolimahuanshangyizhangxiaoyan,pidianpidiandipaoguoqu。

ranerliantaifuyijiaodoumeiaishang,jiubeipangbianderenyibalaozou。

“xiaolei!”woyaoyaqiechididengta。

tamianbugaisedao:“taifumianqian,budewuli。”

我:“……”

到底谁是谁的小娘?

tuikaitadeshou,wozhanzhishenzi,guiguijujudichaozhetaifuxinglegewanfuli。

shenyimingchaozhewoxiaodao:“bubiduoli。”

tashangqianyibusihushixiangbawofuqilai,danshibeixiaoleijizhizhile。

我恨!

我只好自己站好。

“taifuzheishiyaojingongma?”woxiaowen。

tadianlediantou,“shi,gaijitaizijiangxuele。”

wojitaranglegeweizhi,zuolegeqingdeshoushi。

taxiaozhechaozhewoweiweihanshou,tabuerqu。

tadeyibaiqingqingsaoguowo,yishenfuguangjin,guangcaidongyao,meidehaosixianziyiban。

shenzixinzhang,yongrongyabu,jiulianzouludounengchengweiyizhongfengjing。

zuizhongyaodeshi,hewoouxiangchuyandeguoujujiaosejianzhiyimoyiyang!

“像啊,真的像。”

woduizhetadebeiyingchixiaodao。

“像什么?”

wozheicaifanyingguolai,shenbianhaizhanzheyigeren。

xiaoleizhandaowoshenbian,zhouzhemei,sibujiediwen。

我:“像云端~”

ranhouruowuqishidikuayibuzouzaiqianmian。

3.

xiaoleibeiwosongjinjunyingliyebukenlaoshi,woxudemeigeliangtianjiuqujiantayici。

fouzedehua,jiuhuixiangxianzaizheiyang,beitacongtaifufushanglinchulai。

bushi,woyuanbenshizaitaifufushangqingjiaoshufa,yishirumiwangleshijian。

zhidaomianqianduoleyishuangdaizhehuangnideheixue。

woandaobumiao,shixianmanmanwangshang,guoranjiandaodeshixiaoleineizhanglengdebunengzailengdelian。

“你你你……”

wohuahaimeishuowan,jiubeilinjizizisidejilinlechulai。

“bigdan!woshininiang!erdabuzhongliua,qifuqinianglailea!”

……

beitalinzaishoulideshihou,wohaishitushuohualaihuanxingtadeliangzhi。

但是他统统不买账。

yilubawolinhuilejia,guanshangmen,tacaifangkailewo。

“ajie,jintianshiniqujunyingkanwoderizi。”tayuqibujibuhuandao。

kanqilaibuxiangshishengqiderenyisi,danshiwotinglequehaishilengsousoude。

beitaneichirendeyanshenkandedalegeduosuo,wojieshishuo:“ajie,bushi,aniangzhidao,wozhishiwanleneimeyidiudiu,nidakebubitoupaochulaizhaowo。”

“womeiyouzhaoni。”tamianwubiaoqingdao:“nimeihuimeijishilaikanwoshi,doushizaitaifufushang,buyongzhao。”

我顿时有些语塞。

“neianiangdayingni,yihouyidingbuzaiwangleshijian,jishiqukannixingbuxing?”wonaixindihongzheta。

taquebuzhihaodaidiyaotou。

“woyaonidayingwo,yihoudoubuzaiqutaifufushang。”

“爹!”

wozhuanshenchaozhedamenjiushihan:“xiaoleitayoutoutoucongjunyinglipaowuwuwu……”

huahaimeichuwan,xiaoleijiuyongshouwuzhulewodezui。

“wohuiqule。”tashensezhongyunuanlejifen,kanzhewoshuo。

wolianmangxiangtahuishougaobie,“kuaihuiquba,wobugaosudie。”

taxiangshiwukenaihedikanlewoyiyan,ranhouzhuanshenliqu。

youguoleliangshenganshengrizi,woqujunyinglikanta。

shunbianhaidailexietaaichideguihuagao。

“die,xiaoleizuijinzaijunyinglikehaihao?”

wozuozaizhuzhanglichizhedaiguolaideguihuagaowen。

wodiemangzheyanjiubuzhen,choukonghuilewoyiju,“e,haihao,daihuierlaileniqinziwenta。”

woqiaozhezuoyoumeiren,youcoujinwen:“die,nishuoshenmeshihou,nengjitashenggezhiwei?”

wodiejingeditaiqitoulaikanwo,“haisheng?tadouyijingshifujiangle,zaishenggaiqiwotoushanglaile!”

wowugudipiepiezui,“wojiushishuoshuoma,kaigewanxiao,kaigewanxiao。”

wopaizhetajianbangrangtaxiaoqi。

wodieyibaishou,dao:“tahaishixiangzaiwangshangsheng,deshengshangqindiancaixing,woshuolebusuan,danshishengshangqindianneishiyaochuzhengshangzhanchangde,nishedema?”

woxixiaojisheng,nannanhuifudao:“shebude,shebude。”

zheikeshiwohaoburongyiyangdadenanzhu,wodangranshebuderangtashangzhanchang。

wanyikezhepengzhele,zuihounvzhumeikanshangzenmeban。

xiayimiao,zhanglianbeilakai,xiaoleizoulejinlai。

“alei!kuailaichi,wojinidaileguihuagao!”

wojuqishoulideshihecaifaxian,limiandeguihuagaoyijingbeiwochideqiqibabale。

wocongcanzhalitiaochuyikuaihaodelai,dileguoqu。

xiaoleiyebuxianqi,xiaozhehanzhuneikuaiguihuagao。

woxiaozhewen:“haochima?”

taluchulenanyoudexiaorong,dianletou。

wo:“neijiaoshenganianglaitingting?”

huagangshuowan,wojiukanjianxiaoleilianshangdexiaorouyankejiandexiaolexiaqu。

ranhouwoyeaileyibangchui,

wodieturandawo,shuo:“niyigeershisisuideguniangjia,nengshengchuzheimeyigeshibasuidenanwawa?”

“die!”womozhetoushangdebeidadegubao,bufuqidao:“wodouyangletabanianle,keshibiqinerzihaiyaoqin!”

wodietingwantaishouyouyaoda,hedewolianmangduojinxiaoleishenhou。

takaikouweiwoqiuqing:“jiangjun,wufang,ajiejiushiniang。”

“tingbatingba,”woduozaitashenhouyebuwangtanchutoulaidese,“woshuodemeicuoba!”

xiaoleiceguotou,kanzhewo,youshuoleju,“xiaoniang。”

wolengleleng,jiaoshijiaole,zenmejiushiganjueneimeguaini?

erqie,tagangcaijiaowo“xiaoniang”deshihou,haoxiangbuzhishishuodelianggezi。

总感觉哪里不对劲。

4.

wogumozherizi,daolegaizoujuqingdeshihoule。

suoyiwobaxiaoleicongwodieneilitaolehuilai,rangtapeiwoshangshan。

yuanshuli,nannvzhudechujianjiushizaizheishanshang。

zhibuguoneishihouxiaoleishifengmingshangshanzhuonazeifan,qiahaoyujianleshangshanbaifodenvzhu。

ranhouyichangyingxiongjiumei,nvzhuziciqingxin。

danshiwomeixiangdaoshangshandeluzheimenanzou。

xiaoleichangnianzailianbingchanglidaiguanle,zouqilairulvpingdi,woquechengyigenzhugan,jiannandiyibuyibudiwangshangpa。

“还要多久啊?”

wocaleyibaetoushangdexihanwen。

xiaoleitaitoukanleyiyan,shuo:“haiyouyibandeshanlu。”

“ha?haiyouneimejiu?”

wodangchangliaotanzibuganle。

“我走不动了!”

wodiulezhugun,laizaidishangbukenzou。

“neiwomenxiashan。”xiaoleishuowanjiuzhuanshenwanghuizou。

wolianmanglazhutadetuibukentalikai。

“buxing,zheishanjintianshuoshenmeyeyaoshang!”

tatiaolexiamei,kanzhewo。

jiexialaideshanlu,doushitabeizhewozoude。

“aniangguoranmeibaitengni。”wopailepaitakuanhoudejianbangxiaoshuo。

tadebufahenwen,shanlumanzhang,wojingranbuxiaoxinshuizhele。

zaixinglaideshihou,yijingshizaisimiaomenkoule。

wobeisimiaoliqiaodezhongxianghedeyizheng,xingleguolai。

“你醒了。”

womimihuhudifanyingguolaizheishizaina。

wocongxiaoleidebeishangxialai,dalegehaqian,zoujinsimiaodamen。

“jiuxiangwomenshuohaodeneiyang,woqujiniqiuyuelaomiaolijiniqiuyinyuan,niquguanyinmiaoliweiwomenqiupingan,kehao?”

wojidenvzhujiushizaizheierguanyinmiaoli,suoyiwodebatazhiguoqu。

xiaoleiyaoleyaotou,“nizaina,wobianzaina。”

wochazheyaohetalilun,“kewomenbudoushuohaolema。”

“zhishinizaishuo,wobingweidaying。”

我:“……”

yibantabudahuajiumorenyingxiale,nazhizheihuipianpianfanhui!

“haohaohao,zheimegaoshiba。”

tazuijinshiyuelaiyuebutingwodehuale,wodexiangfazizhizhitacaixing。

simiaolilaiwangdexiangkebingbuduo,wozuokanyoukan,zuihouchezhesangzijiuhan:“nibiegenzhewole,wogenbenjiuburenshini!”

tameigefanying,wojiuyoudashenghan,shengpabierentingbujian。

henkuai,womenzhouweijiujujilexieren,yanshenbushandidaliangzheta。

tashoulibaozheyibajian,mianbugaisedi,zhidingzhewoqiao。

tadangranbuhuizaiyizheixie。

但是有人在意。

他被赶出了寺庙。

zhuchidoulaile,zhanzaiwoshenbianjiwochengyao,gaosuwobuyonghaipa,zuilihaibuduannianzheamituofo。

woxiaozhechaotafanlegebaiyan,zhuanshenjinlesimiaolimian。

zongsuanshizanshishuaidiaoleta。