第5章 好心驴肝肺

tanhaoyouguanglejigetanwei。

youkanjianliangsankuaimaoliaolimianyoulv,dandouxiaodekelian,buzhiqian。

zhidaozhanzaiyigexintanweiqian,tanhaozhongyuyongtoushishukanjianleyikuaitazhaohaojiudedalv!

“yohe,zheibushilaocaojianeinvxudema?”

谭皓光顾着激动了。

tingjianshengyinzheicaifaxian,tanweilaobanshicunlichulemingzuisuidecuipangzi。

“woshuonigefeiwudekanshani,wozheiqibuyiqiankuai,nijiadouqiongdekuaihexibeifengle,niyouqianmaimani?”

“meiqiangankuaigun,biedaraowozuoshengyi!”

tanhaolandegenzheizhonglanrenshuohua。

zhijiebawenjiandaiwangcuipangziyanqianyipai。

“yohe,nizheiruanfanchidebucuoa!kanlaizuowannibacaojianeinvrensihoudetinghao,juranjinizheimeduoqianhuohuo。”

“wojiusuanchiruanfan,yeshichidecaojiade,gennicuipangziyougepiguanxi!”

“erqie,nizuibajiwofangganjingdian!”

tanhaoyebuzhidaoweisha,tingrenshuocaoyantajiufeichangshengqi。

“xingxingxing,wobushuole。youqianjiushiye,nixiangmainakuai?”

崔胖子不屑撇嘴。

zheilanguopeilangaide,juepei!

tanhaoxianaigebacuipangzitanweishangsuoyoumaoliao,douyongtoushishuzixikanleyibian。

haishizhiyouyoushangjiaozheikuailimianyoulv。

“就这块。”

cuipangzidingjingyikan,xiaole。

zheimaoliaopinxiangqueshibucuo,huangshanpidaizhelin,kanzhejiushinengchuhaofeicuidelaokengzhong。

raner,zheishitayongfeimaoliaozaodejiahuo!

就是块纯石头!

“guoranlongshenglong,fengshengfeng,tanhaonishiyichushoujiutiaozhonglecuishuwozheizuihaodemaoliaoa!”

cuipangziyilianchuipengdexiao。

keshijishangtayoujuhuarenzhumeishuo。

老鼠的儿子会打洞!

zheitanhaoguorangentaneifeiwulaobayiyang,yiyangdeshumucunguang!

“多少钱?”

“kanzaitongcundefenshang,biaojiasanwan,shuzhishouniyiwanba!”

duiyucitanhaoyoushiyigedadabaiyan。

biaojiadoushimengwaidirende,dangsheibuzhidaoa!

“九千!”

谭皓直接砍掉一半。

suirantazhidaojiusuanyiwanbamaixia,yenengdazhuantezhuan,dantanhaojiushibuxiangjicuipangziduozhanbianyi。

tingtanhaokanjiazheimehen,cuipangzimaosiroutengdelianshangfeirouyidou。

qiangrenzhexiyue,zuochurentongbiaoqing:“xing,jiuqianjini!sheirangshujinerxinqinghaoni!”

shilaikuaiqianzaojiadefeimaoliaomaichujiuqiankuai,huansheidouxinqinghaowa!

jiangjinyiwankuaidedashengyi,xiyinleluguodeguke。

qizhongyimingdaizhejinsiyanjingdezhongnianren,kanjiantanhaoshouzhongdelaokengzhong,dangjiyanqianyiliang,lianmangcoudaojinqianchakan。

“zheibushiqifuzhubaodeshouxijiandingshi,hehanghedashima?”

“zaoshangyikaimenjiukanjiantalaile,tingshuoyoudakehuzhaoqifuzhubaosirendingzhifeicuibaijian,hedashishilaibuhuode。”

“zheixiaohuozihaimeifuqian,kanyangzi,zheikuailaokengzhongpashiyaokaijingjialou。”

“应该是。”

keshiqingdefazhan,quemeiyourulurensuoliao。

hehangzixikanleyibiantanhaoshouzhongdemaoliaohou,meitoujincu。

“zheikuaiwokanbudong,xiaoxiongdi,yaobunizaiduokankan?”

hehanghaoxindegentanhaoshuoleyiju。

takanchuzheishikuaijialiao,dandushishichanggengudongshichangchabuduoguiju,jiusuankanchuzaojiayebunengshuochukou,bunengzarenlaobanshengyi。

ruofeikantanhaoshunyan,hehanggenbenbuhuijiewaishengzhidehanxutixing。

tingjiantazheihua,shuxizheilimianmendaodeweiguanlaoshoumen,yedoushunjianmingbaileqibafen。

ketamenquefaxian,tanhaojuranyijingzaidianqian。

这是还想买这假料。

“nianqingren,nishimeitingdonghedashishuodehuama?”

youjixingziluren,renbuzhuhaoxindizaicitixingtanhao。

cuipangziwenyanqidezhanqishen。

“nisheia?haijiangbujiangguijule?bumaigun!”

zhiqianbeihedashiyinhuidianchujiahuo,cuipangzijiuyijingbuleyile。keduifanglaitouda,tarebuqimeiganmaopao。

xianzaisuibianyigelurenyeganshuohua,zaibuzuzhi,feiyangkezhenjiuliule。

“xiaohaoa,dushizheidongxiniyaoxiangxinzijipanduan,bierenshuohuabunengxinde!”

mawanluren,cuipangzizhuantoujiuxiaozhequanshuotanhao。

“shunishuodedui!jiuqiankuai,jiuzheikuaile!”

tanhaoyeshiyilianxiao,limafuqian。

yigehedashiyijinggourangtaxinjingdanzhande,takebuxiangzailaiyigedashigentaqiangzheikuaihaoliaozi。

erkanjiantanhaorucipobujidaidifuqian,hehangliansebuyoudeheilexialai。

shouxijiandingshidehaoxinzhidian,quebeirendangchenglvganfei。

haishidangzhezheimeduorenmianbujitalian,zhenshiqisharenye!

“haoliangyanbuquangaisigui,dacibeinanduzijuerena!”

何迒生气感叹。

yipanglurenyezantongdiantou:“dashizhidianquebuting,zheinianqingrenzhenshishaziyige!”

“tingshuozheixiaozishiruzhuide,bushinaoziyouwentiyezuobuchuzheizhongshi。”

众人议论纷纷。

tingdezhengzhunbeiqieshitanhaozhijuedeyazigagajiao。

没完了是吧?

“guangshuobuzuojiabashi,youbenshisheigenwoduyiba?”

“jiuduwozheikuainengbunengchulv,bugandeneixiefeiwu,tongtongjiwobizui!”

tanhaozheishikaideditupao,yuqifeichangchong。

lurenmenmeikanguoshitou,ziranbugansuibiankaidu。

danhehangzuoweiqifuzhubaodeshouxijiandingshi,duizijijiandingshuipingfeichangzixin。takeyibaifenbaiqueding,tanhaomaidezheikuaijiushijialiao。

“我跟你赌!”

“怎么赌?”

“kannizheiyangzibuxiangyouqiande,neijiujiandandian。”

“ruguomeiyoukaichufeicui,nibixuweinideshumucunguangjiwoketoudaoqian。ruguokaichufeicuinapazhiyouyidian,worennichuzhi,fanguolaijiniketoudouxing!”

“好!”

hehangsuanshifangyuanbailidushidemingrenle,yitingshuotayaogenyigexiaonianqingdadu,dudeshihaishijirenketouzheizhongwururendeduzhu,haoduorendoujujiguolai。

cuipangzikanzhe,lekailehua。

yixiazixiyinlezheimeduogukeguolai,shuobudingyounengchengjiaoyiliangbi,zaishangyilianggefeiyang。

yincitabianreqingdibangtanhaobaoqishitou,fangdaolezijiaqieshijishang。

“congnaqie?xiaohaoniyaobulaihuagexian。”

“buyonghua,jiuzhengzhongjian。”

嚯,果然新手做法!

weiguanlurenmenkanjiantanhaozheizuopai,dourenbuzhuyaotou。

yibanfeicuidoushipianzaimaoliaodezhongjian。

ruguozheikuaimaoliaolimianyoulv,congzhongjianqiekendinghuibeiyidaoqiekua,daozhijiazhidadie。

“zheizhongmangrenyegandushi?wokanzheixiaozizaowanqingjiadangchan!”

ketamenbuzhidao,cikezaitanhaoyanzhongkandefenming。

zhiyaocongzhengzhongjianqiexia,zhenghaonengtiezhebian,jiangmaoliaolimiandefeicuicachuyigekejianchuangkou。