第1章 这婚,我不结了!(2088字)

“lizong,nikuaiyidian……a!yihuier……yihuiertagaihuilaile!a——”

“huilaijiuhuilai!beikanjianlegenghao!shouzhesanniandoumeipengni,genbenbusuangenanren!zenmeyang?shuangbushuang!”

fangmenwai,chufengliansetieqing,shuangyantonghong,xiongkoujulieqifu,chuanzhecuqi。

xiazhou,jiushitahehelidehunli。

kexianzai,yizhiduizijishuoyaobazuizhenguideliuzaixinhunzhiye,pingshiguangjieqianyixiashoudoushishechideweihunqiquezaifangjianligenbierendianluandaofeng!

jiaowangsannianlai,taweilezuanyanzuchuan《yandineijing》,yizhibaochichunyangzhiti。

quemeixiangdao,jiehunqianxixiangliansannian,yizhibiaoxiandexiangduobailianhuadeweihunqi,juranjizijidailelvmaozi!

tingzhelimianyuefajiliededongjing,chufengrenwukeren,yijiaochuaixiangfangmen。

fangmenbeimengdizhuangkai,heliduanzandehuangluanzhihou,jingranyongtiaoxindemuguangkanxiangchufeng。

lichenggengkanbujianyisihuangluan,shenxiadedongzuomeiyousihaotingdun,haidedeyidehahadaxiaodao:

“chufeng,nilaidezhenghao!kandaozijinvrenhebiedenanrenshangchuang,xinlishishenmeziwei?”

shuozhe,yigeqingcuixiangliangdebazhangpaizaiheli**shang。

zheijiannvrenhaishifenpeihe,haowugujide**qilai,bigangcaiyougaokangjifen。

“lichengniliangniqirentaishen!”chufengqixuefanteng,shuangyanpenhuo。

“qirentaishen?”lichengxiaodeyufachangkuang,manlianjifengdeshuodao,“nishebudeshuidenvren,wozhibuguobanggemangeryi!”

heliyezaichuanxizhijianjiaoxiaodao:“niyaoshiaiwo,nandaobuyinggaijieshouwodeyiqieme?”

yiduijianfuyingfu,**daolingrenfazhi。

“都去死!”

liangrendehuayouruqingtianpili,shunjianlingchufengshiqulizhi,shuangshouzuanquanchaolichengchongleguoqu。

lichengbuyiweiran,dengchufengchongdaomianqian,bianningxiaoyishenghuichuyiquan,zhibenmianmen。

tachangnianjianshen,jiashangshencailvegaoyitou,genbenmeibachufengzaiyanli。

kexiayike,tajiuganjueyourubeitieqianjiazhudongdanbude,jiezheyigushijuliyonglai,shenzishibushoukongzhitengkongerqi。

tabeichufengyigeguojianshuai,jiejieshishicongchuangshangshuaizailedibanshang。

“waa!chufengnigechou**sijurangandawo!buxianghuole?!”

lichenghairanzhiji,gengduodeshifennu。

tameixiangdao,xianglaipiqihaodechufengzhengandongta。

qiangrenzhehunshenshangxiasanjiadesuantong,lichengzhanqilaiyoushiyiquanzhipuchufeng。

buguo,haimeidengtaquantouhuidaoyiban,yidaoheiyingcongtayanqianhuaguo。

chufengdequantoujiejieshishizhuangzaitalianshang。

嘭!

lichengyoushiyishengcanjiao,koubimaoxue,daodibuqi。

lichengzenmexiangbumingbai,yizhinuoruodechufeng,dajiajuranzheimemeng!

yanjianchufengzuanjinquantourengzaibijin,lichengpale,ganmangshuangshouhutouhehudao:“chufeng,nigandongwoxiachangyidingsidehencan!”

chufengtaiqideshuangshouhuanhuanfangxia,tabingbuzaihulichengdeweixie。

ershinaohaizhonghuixiangqimuqinqushiqianlazhesuoshuodehua。

budaopobudeyi,qiemobaoluziji。

“滚!”

zuizhong,chufenghaishifangxialequantou。

“suannishixiang,buguowogaosuzheishimeiwan!”

lichengjianqiyifu,liaoxiayijuhenhua,yiliuyancuanchulemen。

zhuanguotou,heliyijingchuanhaoyifu,yilianlengmodekanzhechufeng。

chufengyayizhenuhuo,shengyindichen:“heli,niweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo?!”

“weishenme?yinweiwogentashangyicichuang,jiukeyidedaoyigeshiduowandebao。erni,liushiwancailidouyaodongpinxicou!”

“suoyi,weileqian,nijiulianjiadaojibierendanggou?weileqian,lianrengezunyandaodedixiandoukeyichumai?!”

chufengnubukee,shengyinjinhupaoxiao。

“dui!wobuxiangtongxuejuhui,bierendouchuanjindaiyinhuazhizhaozhan,erwoyishenyifucaijibaikuai,woxiangyaoguoyouqianrendeshenghuo!”

helimanlianlengdan,sihuyiqiedoulisuoyingdang。

chufengyizheng,kanzheyanqianshuxiermoshengdenvren,yanshenandanwuguang。

tazenmeyangyexiangbumingbai,xiriqingchunkeaideheli,weiherujinhuibianchengzheiyang。

“hao!wodadianhuajinibama,dajiabashiqingshuoqingchu。zheihun,wobujiele!”

chufengtaochudianhuazoudaowuwai。

cike,tayijingxinhuiyileng,buxiangzaiheheliyourenheguage。

henkuai,wuwaichuanlaihelimuqinfangpinghefuqinheguangdeshengyin。

liangrenzoujinwu,kanjianduizuozaishafashangdeliangren,dunshiganjueqifenbudui。

“zheishihuishi,nilianghaohaodezheishiyouyaoganma?chufeng,bushiwoshuoni,niyigedananrenyebuzhidaoqianjiuyixiawomenjialili。haibuganjinjitarengecuo,hongyihong!”

fangpinghaibuzhidaofashenmeshi,yiweixiaoliangkounaobieniu,zhijieshuluoqichufenglai。

chufengtouyebutai,lenglengshuodao:“tuihun,zheihunwobujiele!”

heguangchayidekanlechufengyiyan,suijidengzheyanjing,nuqichongchongdehoudao:

“pingshenmenishuobujiejiubujiele!chufeng,nijiwoyigeliyou。womenbaqingtiedoufachule,nixianzaiyijubujiele,nibawomenyidajiazidanghoushuama!”

chufengpieletayiyan,shengyinpingjing:“helideyenanrengangzou,zhanchangdouhaimeilaidejidasao,zheigehunwozenmejie?”

“nver?”fangpingganjinkanxiangheli,jiantayiyanbufameiyoufanbo,likelazhefunvliangjinlefangjian。

shifenzhonghou,yigerensankouzoulechulai。

fangpinglvxiankaikoudao:“chufeng,jingguowodouzhidaole,xiaoliyeshiyifanhaoyi,xiwangnizaigongsibuzaibeilingdaozhendui,zheicaizuochulerucidadexisheng。”

“tazheiyangzuoyeshiweileduinimenfuqiyihoudejinsheng,zheishijiufanpianguoqule!”

“fanpian?!”chufenghaoburongyilengjingxialai,beiqidexueyazaicibiaosheng,“yaojiehunnirangtaquzhaolichengjie,zheihunfanzhengwoshibujie!”

fangpingjile,chazheyaopaoxiaoqilai:“chufeng,nihexiaolihaimeijiehun,tajiufanleyigenvrendouhuifandecuo。zaishuole,zheiniantousheihaimeigeguoqu?”

“erqie,tazheiyangzuoshiweiletazijima?benyihaishiweilenihao,weilezheigejiahao!”

“niyigedananrenjingrannihaizaijinjinjijiao,yidianyebulijietadeweiqu。”

“zaishuole,nimenxinziwen,zheijianshiqingnijiumeiyouyidianzerenme?”

chufengzhijuedesanguanjinhui,nujifanxiao:“yisishitatounanren,wohaiyoucuo!”

“nandaobushi!”fangpingqiangkoudao,“jiaruniyenengyigeyuezhenggeshiwanbawan,xiaolitazhiyuweiquziji?!”

“tabuxianqigennizheiyangyigemeidiemeimaderenguokurizi,yuanyihenijiehun,nijuranhaibuzhizu?!”

“chufeng,zuorenyaoyoudianliangxin!”