第二章这误会大了
chenyangkaichezaizhezuijiudemeinv，huidaotajianloudechuzufang，zaibaotadeshihou，yueguangxia，suyuneibiaozhideliandan、weiweifanhong，yijitaneijuehaodeshencai，jianzhijiushiwanzhongwuyidedameinv。
baozhesuyuhuidaochuzufang，zhijiebatawangchuangshangyidiu，chenyanghundaliangleyifan，yinweicheneimeiyoukongdiao，zaijiashangheleneimeduojiu，suyudeshangshenyijingyouxiezhezhou。
“xiang，zhenshitaixiangle。”
kanzhetangzaichuangshangdesuyu，chenyangyanshenyouxiemiliqilai。
sannianqian，shenweiguojiteyongbingzhiwangdeta，gensuilaotouzi，xinaidexiaoya，yijishushimingxiongdizaizhixingyiciduoqurenwuzhong，weileyigenenggourangquanqiudedingjianshashouweizhifengkuangdetoumingbolizhu，laotouzitamenweileyanhuchenyangchetui，zhijinshengsiweibu、xialuobuming。
eryanqiandesuyu，quegenshengsiweibudexiaoyazhangderucixiangxiang，chenyangdebiaoqingandanlexialai，laidaoyuanzhong，kanzhejiaojiedeyueguang，dianranyikexiangyan，shenshendichoulejikou，liansebiandesumuqilai。
nachupeidaizaibozishangdetoumingbolizhu，chenyangbiaoqingyouxieningzhong，zheijiushisannianqianzaineicirenwuzhongqiangduoerlaide，bolizhuzhiyoumuzhigaidaxiao，jingyingtitou，jingguangshanshan，ququyigexiaoxiaodebolizhu，quanqiudedingjianshashoudouzhizaibide，zheishenqidezhuzidaodiyoushenmexuanjisuozai，chenyangyezhicantouleyibufen，zicongpeidaishangbolizhuhou，shenshangdebaolizhiqimingxianshoulianhenduo，jinghuajiedu，erqie，meicishoushanghou，shangkoudounenghenkuaiyuhe，gengzhongyaodeyidian，neibianshizhiyaojizhongjingli，yanjingfangfokeyikantouyiqie，zheigefaxianduichenyanglaishuo，yourushenzhu。
“呕--”
tangzaichuangshangdesuyu，turanjianzuoleqilai，tuledishangyidapian，jiezheyoudaozaichuangshang，shuangshouduizhekongqiluanzhuayifan：“douzaibiwo，nimendouzaibiwo，zheizhongyali，wokuaichengshoubuzhule，lianyin，zuo、zuomengba，jiusuanwosile，yebuhuijiajineigewangbadan，jueduibuhui，juebuhui——”
tingdaowuneichuanlaihuyanluanyudejiaohansheng，chenyangshouqibolizhu，bujinyaotoukuxiaoyisheng，yizhiyanchouwan，qingtuyikouzhuoqi，zheicaiqishen，pailepaishenshangdenitu，xiangdaotangzaichuangshangdesuyu，lianshangjiufuxianchuyisixiaoyi，ruguozhendeshita，neigaiyouduohaoa。
benxianghuiwuyunzhuantineideqiankunjue，laihuanjieyitiandepilei，zheitaogongfushilaotouzishengqianchuanshoujitade，meidanggandaoshenxinpibeizhishi，yunzhuanqiankunjue，tineideqixiliudong，fangfohuanleyishenjingu，hunshenqingsong，meiyouyidianpilaogan。
“啊。”
qingkejian，fangjianneiyidaojianruidecanjiaoshengdapoleningjingdeyewan，tingdaozheishengyin，chenyangzhidao，suyuyijingxingle。
laidaowunei，yikaozaimenpang，chenyangdianranyikexiangyan，yourandechouleyikou，kanzheduozaichuangneitoudesuyu，liezuiyixiaodao：“dajie，nixinglea，niqiaoqiaoni，yigenvhaizijiajia，yigerenheneimeduojiuganshenmeni，xianghejiu，laizhaogea，e，duile，wangleziwojieshaole，wojiushishuaiqibufandechenyang，chendashuaige，gegewokeshihaorenna，nikebuyaohaipayou，heihei，wozheigerenni——”
chenyangdehuahaimeishuowan，yingjietadejiushiyifazhentougongji。
“sheishinidajie？nijiwogunchuqu，wobuxiangkandaoni。”
shengyinhenjianrui，youxiecier，suyuyouxiezhuakuangle，mimihuhudexinglai，queshenchumoshengdedifang，zaijiashangchenyangyiliandepixiao，haijiaozijidajie？zijiyouzheimelaome？
buyoufenshuo，zhuadaoshenme，jiuchaozhechenyangdiuleguoqu。
zaizheimoshengdedifang，sheizhidaochenyangxiangduizijizuoshenme？
“zezeze，piqihaimandadema，heihei，buguogexihuan。”
chenyangmolemoxiaba，yanjingzaisuyushenshangdalianglejiyan，heiheiyixiaodao：“buranghandajiejiubuhanma，buzhiyufazheimedahuo，nixianlengjinglengjing，yaoshixiangzhaorenshuoshuoni，jiuhangeyisheng，gejiuzaimenkou。”
chenyanggangcongwuneichulai，xiangliudianshijianrangsuyulengjingyixia，kejiuzaizheishi，congdawaimian，liangdaocierdecheqiandeng，chaozheibianzhisheguolai，zheiliangcheyueguodamen，zhayanjianzaiyuanneitingxia。
jiezhecongcheshangxialaiqibageshounagunbangdexiaohunhun，kouzhongdiaozhexiangyan，daitoudebushibieren，zhengshigangcaijiubamenkouyudaodehuangmao。
“hei，gejigekeyia，zheimekuaijiuzhaodaowozheililaile。”
chenyangmolemoxiaba，yilianxiaoyi，zouleguolai，kanzhezuoyouliangbiandejigehunhun，kanxianghuangmao，xiaodao：“gejigezheizhongjiashi，shidasuanqunouni，haishidantiaoni？”
“youhe，xingaxiaozi，haizailaozimianqianzhuanglengjingshibu。”
huangmaolengzheyan，tiaozhemei，zhishizhechenyang，ehenhendedao：“gangcaibeinidailaidexiaoniu，nijizangnale？ganjinguaiguaidebarendaichulai，kandaowozheixiexiongdishoulidejiahuoleme？yaoshibushixiangdehua，jintianduanlenidetui。”
xiangchenyangzheiyangderen，huangmaojiandeduole，yikaishizhuangdehenlengjing，houmianni？haibushisongdegengouside？
“hei，beiwoduanleshuangtuiderennengyoujihuochele，meixiangdaojintianjingranyourenyaoduanlewodetui，wohaohaipaya。”
chenyangminleyikouxiaoyan，congyipanglaguoyizhangdengzi，taiqierlangtui，ruowuqishidewendao；“gejigedasuanduanwodetuini？nimenshuogebanfaba，wopateng，zuihaolisuodian，zhidaome？yaoburanwotengqilai，shenmeshiqingdounengzuodechulai，shuobudinghaihuimianfeisongnimenqubaijianfozuni。”
huangmaoxinligedengyisheng，kanchenyangzheimedanran，meitouyitiao，suihouhengleyisheng：“zailaozimianqianzhuangshenmedaye？ermao，jiwofeileta。”
“好嘞大哥。”
yipangdeermao，laidaochenyanggenqian，huiqigunzi，jiuyaoduizhechenyangdetuizaxia。
“咻”
shouzhongdeyantoubeidanfei，zhijiedazaiermaodeshoushang，gunziluodi，ermaoganjinchuizhebeiyantoutangleyixiadeshou。
chenyangpaipaishou，“heixiongdi，nidedongzuotaiman，rangnidonggeshoujiuzheimefeijing，yihouhaizenmehun？zheiyangba，rangxiaoyewojinishifanyixia，zenmedarenba。”
“啊？”
ermaoyileng，haimeihuiguoshenlai，jiukandaochenyangshuaishoujiushiyigeerguang，‘pu’ermaoshentiyigelieju，zhenggerenfanleyigege，tuleyikouxue，daozaidishang，wuzhezui，quanquzheshenti，tongkudeaihao。
“gejige，kandaomei，shenmejiaomandizhaoya，zheijiushi。”
chenyangpaipaishou，daliangleqitarenyiyan，“haiyounayiweixiongdiyuanyiguolaiyixia，wozaijinimenshifanyixia，mianfeidebuyaoqian，baojiaobaohui，ai，jiunile，huangmaoshiba，lailailai。”chaozhehuangmaozhaozhaoshou。
“我？”
huangmaokanleyiyanzaidishangaihaozhedeermao，tunleyikoutuomo，pinmingdeyaozhetou，jiugenbolangguside：“bububu，wojiubuxuyaole。”
tayeshijianguoyixieshimianderen，duiyuchenyangzheizhongren，tayouzhongrebuqideganjue。
“nihaimeiyoufeilewodetuini，zenmenengbuxuyaoni？”
陈扬眯眼一笑。
“xiongdi，duoyoudezui，rihoujianghuzaijian。”
huangmaohoubeimaozhelengsousoudeliangqi，youqishidangchenyangchaotaxiaodeshihou，neizhonglenglideyanshen，youzhongshuobuchudeyapogan。xinxiangwokebiezaizheilifanlechuan，haishixianzouweimiao。
shuowan，huangmaobuguqitaxiongdi，zhuanshenchaozhewaimianjiuyaopao。
“要走？”
chenyangliezuiyixiao，mengdechaozhedishangtileyijiao，yuanbendiaoluozaidishangdemugun，shuadeyisheng，chaozhewangwaipaodehuangmaofeisheerqu，jiuting‘peng’deyisheng，liangdaocheqiandengdedengguang，zhishengxiayidao。
erhuangmaoyetingxiajiao，yilianhuangkong，taishoumolemo，liangliangdetoupi，zaiyikan，manshoudexianxue，gangcaimuguncaguotadetoupi，bacheqiandengjidabaoyige，yaoshizijizaipaodehua，nei——
huangmaodailaiderendoulengzhule，shouzhongdegunbangyetoutoudewangshenhouyidiu，wanshi，miandeluodeyigepigunniaoliudexiachang，erhoumuguangkanxiangchaozhehuangmaozouqudechenyang。
“da、dage，xiaodiyouyanbushitaishan，jinriduoyoudezui，xiwangdagefangxiongdiyima。”
huangmaoputengyixiaguixia，kandongzuohenshishulian，pingshiyinggaimeishaolianxi。
“yaofeiwodetui？”dianranyikeyan，chenyangdunxiashenlai，tuoqihuangmaodexiaba，xiaowendao：“nizhidaoyaofeiwotuiderenyouduoshaome？danjieguoqueshidiulezijidexingming，duile，gangcainihaishuoshenmelaizhe？yaogenwoqiangnvren？”
“bu，dagedenvren，xiongdibugan。”
“知道错了？”
“知、知道错了。”
“ng，tinghuaderenwangwangbuaida，zheihuaguoranmeicuo，nihentinghua。”
chenyanghenshimanyidediandiantou，xiaodao：“zuijinxiaoyeshoutouyoudianjin，yaoshigejigebujieyidehua，neijiujiexiaoyeyidianqianhuahuaba。”
“mei、meiwenti，jiudangshixiaojingjidagenide。”
huangmaohenshiqu，ganjinbashenshangsuoyouzhiqiandedongxijiaojichenyang，tongshiranggentalaidehunhunbaqiandounaguolai，baokuojinjiezhi，jinxiangliandeng，quanbujiaojichenyanghou，huangmaodao：“suoyoudedongxidouzaizheili。”
“没有了？”
“mei，douzaizheilile。”
“啪”
chenyangyigedazuibashanleguoqu，yanmaojinxingdehuangmaotuleyikouxianxue，shundaiyikedajinya，“doukandaonidedajinyale，haishuomeiyoule？”
huangmaowuzhelian，yunhuhude，zheicaituntudao；“zheixia、zheixiashizhenmeiyoule。”
kanzhezheixiedongxi，chenyangshaoshaodiantou，yihuishoudao：“neijiuduoxiegejigele，wojiubusongle，geweimanzou，youkongchanglaie。”
常来个毛线。
huangmaogenermao，zaiqitahunhundechanfuxia，fengleyibandechaozhewaimianpaoqu，chedoubuyaole，zheicisuanshipeidafale，yaoshizhidaohuishizheigexiachang，zijihailaizheilideseshenme，zhenshipeilefurenyouzhebinga。
duozaimenhou，kanzhewaimianfashengdezheiyiqie，suyuneixinjiujiubunengpingjing，zheigechenyangsuirankanqilaipilipiqide，dancongtachushoulaikan，buxiangshigeputongrena，haizhenshitabazijiconghuangmaozheixierenshouzhongjijiuhuilaide。
suyujianguohenduogaoshou，danqishenshou，doumeiyouyigenenggenchenyanglaibini，ruguonengrangtalaibangzijidehua，neimeshiqinghuibuhuiyouyixiezhuanjini？