第1章
“laozijiusuanshibuhainiqianninengnaiwohe，dafayixiashazilaizhaowotaozhai，kuinixiangdechulai！”
“laozijintianjiudaduantadeshuangshoushuangtui，jinisonghuiqu，ruguonihaizaihunizheigefeiwushazizhangfujiujilaozigunguolai！”
“fouzedehua，wokebubaozhengtanenganranwuyangdezhanzaizheili，bu，shitangzaizheili！”
嘟嘟...
ganggangjieshuleyichangshangyetanpandeniuqingfeng，zhengyaojiaomishujinlaianpaiyixiajiexialaidegongzuo，bianjiedaolezheimeyigemomingqimiaodedianhua。
dandangniuqingfengkandaoneigelaidianxianshizhihou，zhenggerendoudaizhule。
hong！ruleitingyibanzainaohaizhongzhaxiang！
tahaihuozhe？neigenanrenhaihuozhe！
zheishiyourenyaoshaozhudeshuangshoushuangtuile？
“谁这么牛逼啊？”
niuqingfengjidongdecongyizishangdanqilai，nufachongguan，muguangzhongsanfazhehanyigungun。
zhandoudehuibodianhua，huanlaidequeshidudududemangyin。
“zhangfacai，jilaozigunguolai！zhaojisuoyoudeliliang，dongyongsuoyoudeguanxi，jilaozicha，chazheigeweizhi，laoziyaohuosileta！”
menwaideyigeheiyidahantingleniuqingfengdehuazhihouhuangmangnachudianhuakaishifengkuangdadianhua。
buduoshi，neigebeichengweizhangfacaideheiyidahantuimenerru。
“牛总，查到了！”
“zaiyangcheng，sihaijituan！”
“feijiyijingjiuwei，shifoulijiqianwang！”
tingwenzhangfacaidehua，niuqingfengzhongzhongdediandiantou，zhuanshentuimenjiuyaozoushanglouding。
“niuzong，ninbunengzou，xiawudejituangongsizhanlvebujudahuixuyaoninzhuchi。”
“niuzong，ninbunengzou，mingtianheluosichaiersidejiazuhuiwuxuyaoninchuxi。”
“niuzong，ninbunengzou，wanshangfguoshouxiangqianlaibaifangxuyaoninjiejian。”
……
niuqingfenggangchumenjiubeimenwaideshijigemishulanzhu。
“doujilaozigun，meiyoushaozhu，jiumeiyouwoniuqingfengjintian！”
shijigemishubeibaonudeniuqingfengheshale，tamenhecengjianguorucideniuqingfeng，jingruohanchanyibanfenfenrangkai。
sanfenzhongzhihou，yijiachaoyinsufeijicongniuqingfengdejituanzongbushangfangqifei，chongzheyangchengfengchidiancheerqu。
“zhangfacai，jilaozibasuduwangshangjia，danwulelaozideshiqing，bolenidepi！”
zhengzaikaifeijidezhangfacai，yitingniufuguidehua，dunshiyigejiling，shoushangdecaozuobuting，feijiyirouyankejiandesudubuduanpasheng。
niuqingfengkanzheshoumangjiaoluandezhangfacai，xinjirufen。
“jixujia！jiadaozuikuai！”
“bunengzaijiale，zaijiahuizhuihuide...”
“gunkai，jiunangfandai，laozikai！”
“laozizheitiaomingdoushishaozhude，shaozhuyaoshichulechacuo，laozijiushisiyiwancidoubuzuxi。”
niuqingfengshuowanjiangzhangfacaidailijiashiwei，zijizuoxia，kaishifengkuangjiasu。
咕噜！
raoshihuikaifajidezhangfacaijiandaoniuqingfengdezuofa，douananzashebuyi，zheiyaoyouyigeqingweideshiwu，denglaidejiushijihuirenwang。
“shaozhu，dengzhewo，yidingyaodengnuhuilai！”
niuqingfengzaixinlihuhanzhe，henbudexianzai、like、mashangjiudaoshaozhushenbian。
niuqingfengconghenxiaodeshihoujiuyizhigenzaishaozhugenqian，erqiexianzaidediweiquanbaishaozhusuoci，suiranyizhimeiyouheshaozhuzaiyiqi，queshiyizhiweitazuoshi。
zhidaoliangnianqian，shaozhushizong，raoshiyiniuqingfengfukediguodeziyuanherenmaiyeyiranmeiyouchachushaozhuderenhezongji。
zheiliangnianyilai，niuqingfengmeiyoufangqirenhejihui，yebuganfangqi，taxiangxin，tadeshaozhuhaihuozhe。
jintianjiedaodeneigedianhuashiheshaozhudanxianlianxide，chuletaheshaozhu，meiyourenzhidao，danshijintiandeneitongdianhua，taxiangxinzhiyaotaqulejiunengzhaodaoshaozhu。
zainiuqingfengcongjituanqifeizhiji，zhenggeyangchengyeshoudaolexiaoxi，youyigezhongliangjirenwujijiangdidayangcheng。
congshuyuniuqingfengdeshouxiazaichadaoleneigexinhaoyuandeshihoujiukaishijijie，shangqianhaorenchengweilongzhishijiangsihaijituantuantuanweizhu。
cikedesihaijituanyourushuitongyiban，liangecangyingyexiuxiangfeijinqu。
ruguobushiniuqingfengxialing，xianzaitamenzaojiuyijingchongjinqule。
zhenggeyangchengdedalaoxiudaoleyigubutongxunchangdeqiwei，yourufengyuntubianyiban。
cishi，sihaijituanlouxia。
jishigebaoanjiangyigeqingnianweizaizhongjian，duizhezhongjiandedeqingnianzhizhidiandian。
“wokanlaodayejiushixuzhangshengshibale，zhijiejiangtashuangtuixiediaosonghuiningjiabujiuwanshilema，feiyaogaozheimemafan。”
“nidongshenme，zheicaijiaodarenmendeboyi，darenwudexinsishinizheigexiaobaoannengchuaimodelede？”
“tabujiuyigeshazima，nengyousha？dajieshangzheizhongchishaderenhaishaole？yemeijianlaodazheimezhengshiguo。”
“chunhuo，zhenggeyangchengsheibuzhidaobaosihaidemingtou，sheiganre，jiusuanshiqianzhaileyederenzhe，jintianlaodazheimezuoshixiangyaoliwei。”
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erbeitamenchengweishazideren，guoranjiurutongshaziyibanchisha，shouzhitouhanzaizuili，lianshangyifushaxiao，zhishishenshangsuochuanyifuhaisuanganjingzhengjie，yifushangneicuoluandepixieyinxianranshishouqifule。
zheigeshihouzhanzailoushangdeyigebaosihai，kanzhedixiadezhongren，meitoushenshenzhouqi。
“kanyangzi，ningjiashifangqilezheigeshazile，yehao，wojiutitamendailaole。”
baosihaidunangzheshuowanzhihou，yihuishou，dunshishouxiaderencongshenhouqiqichouchuyigengengunzi，chaozhelongyinjiuyaoxiahenshou。
呼呼呼！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yizhenpokongshengerlai，yiliangchaoyinsufeijiyouyuanjijin。
feijifeidaotouding，yigeshengziluoxia，congshangbianxialaiyigenanzi，heranshiniuqingfeng。
“gangcaishinidadedianhua？”