第3章
zhouzihaojiannandecongdishangpaqilai，yanshenzhongmanshiyinhenzhise，dajiaoyisheng，chaozhejiangyupuleshangqu。
“dangxin！”subinglanxiayishichushengtixing。
“zhaosi！”jiangyulengxiaoyisheng，turanchushou，houfaxianzhizhijiedazaiduifangduzishang。
zhouzihaorutongxiamibanquansuozaidishang，weilizhifansuanshui。
zheishi，yizhijiaozhijiecaizailetatoushang。
zhijianjiangyujugaolinxiadao：“jiwolaopodaoqian！”
“daonima......”
jiangyuzhijieyijiaotizaitalianshang，zhouzihaodengshibixuepenyongerchu。
“daoqian！”jiangyubinglengdehuayuzaiduzaitaerpanxiangqi。
zhouzihaoyaozheyaqurudao：“binglan，dui......”
咣当！
youyijiaotizaizhouzihaolianshang。
“wolaopomingzi，niyepeijiao？”
tangtangzhoushao，kuaibeijiangyunvekule，tazhanshengdao：“duibuqi，suxiaojie。”
tingzhezhouzihaodedaoqian，subinglandoukandaile。
这姜宇这么暴力吗？
不过也着实解气！
zheisangeyuelai，zijibeizhouzihaosaoraodebukanqifan，erenziyouerenmo！
subinglanzaikanxiangjiangyuzheige“eren”shi，yanshenyebianderouhelejifen。
“nixiaozihaisuanshixiang，jiranjiwolaopodaoleqian，xianzaijiukeyigunle。yihouzaigansaoraowolaopo，shiqingkemeiyoujintianzheimejiandanle。”
“shi，dage，wozhidaocuole，yihouzaiyebuganle。”
zhouzihaobeidademanlianshixue，wangridexiaozhangqiyanquanwu，gensunzisidetaole。
zhishilinzoushi，kanxiangjiangyudeyanshenmanshihenla。
subinglanyousuochajue，jimangtixingdao：“zhoujiabeijingbujiandan，talaodiezhoutaimingmianshangshishengyiren，haoxianganzhonghaiyoubangpaishilibeijing。zhouzihaoyixiangyazibibao，jintiannibatadadezheimecan，tayidinghuibaofunide。”
“laopo，nishizaidanxinwoma？”jiangyuxiaolexiaodao：“guantashishei，zaiganzhaorewo，zhijiemielejiushile。”
subinglananzhongyaotou，zheixieniantaduizhoujiashiliyousuoerwen，suirantayijienvliuduijianghushizhizhishenshao，danshicongfuqinpingrigaojielaikan，zhoujiajuebushimingmianshangneimejiandan。
gangduijiangyuchanshengdeyisihaogan，cikeyedangranquanwu。
tamorandao：“zongzhiniyihouzaiyunchengduojiaxiaoxinba！”
“多谢老婆关心！”
kanzhejiangyuxipixiaoliandemoyang，subinglannaodao：“sheishinilaopo！nizuoxia，woyouhuahenishuo。”
zheizhongminglingdekouwen，rangjiangyuyouxiebushuang，buguohaishizuozailesubinglanduimian，dandankaikou：“youshenmehuashuoba。”
subinglanchensipiankedao：“suiranwomenyouhunyuezaishen，kewobuxiangxilihutujiajiyigebuaideren。buguojiranzhangbeiyouyueding，shanzihuihunyebuxianshi。”
“yaomezheiyang，womenxianjiabansangeyuefuqi，ruguosangeyueneiwomenaishangbici，jiuzaiyiqi。ruguozheiqijianwomenganqingbuhe，neijiufenkai。nijuedezenmeyang？”
jiangyuxiaodao：“chengjiao。sangeyuehouniyidinghuiduiwoaidesiquhuolai。”
subinglanfanlegedabaiyandao：“zilian！”
liangrenliaowanzhengshi，daizheluohaofengyiqilikailejiuba。
qutingchechangshi，jiangyusuikouwendao：“woyoujianshixiangwenwenni，nijiagejushiqingfengshuidashikanguoma？”
“dui，womenjiaqingyunchengyoumingdefengshuidashikanguo。gejudoushianzhaotafenfunongde。zenme，youwentima？”
“nimensujiagejushidaxiongzhen，wocaiyourenxianghainimen。”jiangyuyilianzhengsekaikou。
luohaofenghedeyiduosuo，“jie，jiranjiefudouzheimeshuole，jintianwojiubuguoqule。”
gangcailuohaofengqinyankandaojiangyudaxianshenweibazhouzihaozoudemandizhaoya，duitapeifudewutitoudi。
subinglanquechenzheliandao：“bietingtahushuobadao！tanianjiqingqingdongshenmefengshui？”
“nibuxinwo？”jiangyukanzhesubinglandao。
“womensujiayoumeijiechou，wuchouwuyuanzenmehuiyourenguyihaiwomen？”subinglanfanwendao。
jiangyuheheyixiao，bingweijieshixuduo，zhuantousanrenshanglesubinglandeche。
shangchehou，subinglanfaxianbiaodishiquerdezuozailehoupai，takanxiangfujiashidejiangyudao：“buguanzenmeshuo，jintianxiexienile。”
jiangyudao：“nishiwolaopo，ganmazheimejianwai。xiejiububile，yihouduojiwodianhaoliansejiucheng。”
subinglanqiaolianweihongdao：“sheirangnizonghushuobadao！xishanganquandai，woyaokaichele。”
jiuzaisubinglanqidongchezideshihou，jiangyuturanerduogendongledong。
taheranganshoudaoyiguweixiezhengzaibijin！
touguohoushijingkanqu，zhijianyiliangshikongdedahuochezhengjisuzhuanglai！
“kuaixiache！”jiangyutixingleyiju，luohaofengzhuyidaodahuochehou，fanyingqikuai，zhijietuimentiaoxialeche。
kesubinglandeanquandaiquekazhule！
neilianghuocheyagenmeijiansudeyisi，erqiejiangyuzhuyidaosijiyilianlengmo，meiyoubandianhuangluan，fenmingshiyigechengshudeshashou。
zheiyiqiedoushizhenduisubinglandemousha！
subinglanjideqiaolianfanbai，“zenmeban，woanquandaijiebukaile！”
“bieji，wobangni！”jiangyushenchushouzhang，chengshoudaozhuang，shouqidaoluo。
咔嚓。
安全带被斩断！
chezihongmingshengyiranjiuzaierpan，yankansubinglanjiuyaobeijuanrudahuochejudadechelun。
jiuzaiqianjunyifazhiji，jiangyuyigefeipu，baozhetacongcheshanggunlechuqu。
咣当！
dahuochejiangsubinglanhaochezhuanghui，zuizhongbeilubianhulanjiexia，cheqiangaimaochubaiyan。
kanzhebeiyabiandeaiche，subinglanlianshangyipiancanbai，danaoyewanquanxianrukongbai。
taxiaoshoujinjinzuanzhejiangyudeshou，bingliangdezhangxinquanshihanshui。
yaobushijiangyu，takongpacikeyijingsangmingle！
“你没事吧？”
tingdaoerpannanrendeshengyin，subinglanzheicaihuiguoshenlai，congzheigejiaodukanqu，jiangyulengjiaofenmingdelianshangxiemanjianyi，zheijiahuoshitingyounanrenweide。
jiangyuyibianbaozhesubinglan，yibianhuaixiaodao。
“你可真香。”